candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I could even forgive if they made their type "orc" so as to not confuse people/integrate better with the wider MTG world. I get the factions they chose but still... 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm still baffled by the lack of Orks. 210
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Stop bustling your own hedgerows, I guess. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That's so stupid my brain just tried to slither out my ears to escape how stupid that is. 100
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The the fuck outta here. That can't be a thing! 120
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey, I don't dictate taste I just give the people what they want. 040
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Meryl and alf eat each other like some kinda beautiful ouroboros. 1150
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comThanos Memoji Disintegration EffectALT: Thanos Memoji Disintegration Effect 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comDonald Glover's Surprised 'Good' ReactionALT: Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Probably the past, to warn myself from last night that one more tequila will certainly NOT be fine. 110
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Damn I assumed it meant he kicked Danny out of the polycule. But hey, I learned a new word and that's always fun. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson: Can't Wait to Dance on GraveALT: Homer Simpson: Can't Wait to Dance on Grave 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comStone Cold Steve Austin's Middle Finger GiftALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin's Middle Finger Gift 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sounds like the kinda shit an evil, scheming vizir would say. 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Imagine being that close to this reptile and NOT hitting him over the head with a giant, cartoonish mallet. 030
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Are you suggesting we are all part of his insane coma dream? Because honestly that would explain a lot of stuff... 030
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No, I think the rainbow represents Capcom's covenant to not flood the world again. 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I make a deck called "puppy mill" should it be a deck that churns out dog tokens or some awful combo of mill and dog kindred? 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel like this could be an uncommon nowadays... 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Guess who's back Back again Bugs is back Tell Chewbacca? 011
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comPeekaboo ChewbaccaALT: Peekaboo Chewbacca 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comCitizen Kane's Sarcastic Slow ClapALT: Citizen Kane's Sarcastic Slow Clap 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is any apron a butcher's apron if a butch is wearing it? 1742
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comRookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall StreetALT: Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For whatever reason I've never thought of this as a horror movie. Thriller? Sure. Not entirely sure the distinction to be honest... 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not that many, no. Green does have a few "return target permanent" effects but like I said, I run esper super friends. 100
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Damn 2023 gets a zero? I mean it wasn't the best year but a ZERO? 130
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh yeah it does. My analysis of this card is stuck on "gets back planeswalkers" because I have an esper super friends deck and there are surprisingly few ways to get back walkers in those colors. 220
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This does hit planeswalkers which is neat. 130
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Talking to Rahm is like having sex- my wife only does it when I'm not around!static.klipy.comWell What Can I SayALT: Well What Can I Say 040
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Labyrinth is cool, but where are my Muppets?! I really need Rizzo for a rat deck. 011
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What is the best way to play commander online? 110
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They brought us "all dressed" chips so they're a-ok in my book. 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Steve Harvey?static.klipy.comSteve Harvey's Surprised Blinking ReactionALT: Steve Harvey's Surprised Blinking Reaction 110
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's something about this that makes me want to blow my brains out, and I'm not sure why. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Damn just telling me about things I didn't even know I wanted. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Might as well stock up on ammo and cigarettes before it all falls apart? 030
