candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What is the best way to play commander online? 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When is Robert Eggers going to make a Bunnicula movie? 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Iced Coffee at an interview: childish, weak. Might as well be drinking a milkshake with a crazy straw. Hot coffee at an interview: smart, sexy. Can be thrown at the interviewer's face to scald them. 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So are we going to see the original Amonkhet gods that bolas killed and turned into his bug gods? 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm kind of amazed that they haven't tried a reboot of "Murder She Wrote". 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I was never good at geography and don't live near it, so the news lately has shown me there is, in fact, a lake called Ontario. 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Waiting for a certain other 80 year old to die will make you shiver with antici... 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I think it's time we got some universes beyond: space ghost coast to coast. Why can't I have Brak be my commander? 121
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So, universes beyond: golden compass or universes beyond: wheel of time? 000
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Marvel should really make the Punisher gay. 020
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Dear WotC, We have pizza cards now. We have bagel cards. Can we get an enchilada card? Best wishes, Candlecrow 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Messing around with some deck ideas and I'm starting to think Duskana might be the right commander for wolf typal? 110
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025It's probably because I'm stoned and looking at a box of it but WotC should really make a Count Chocula card. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I will always think of Rob Reiner as Jess's Dad. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 28/11/2025The "magic transformation" is being exposed to a different culture and it's peoples, ya dingus. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 27/11/2025How many thanksgiving have to go by before the big wigs up at WotC print us a legendary turkey card? Hell, it can be typed as "bird", just make them a turkey! All our birds seem to be eagles and owls with a few cranes thrown in. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 14/11/2025This is the lamest necromancy I've ever seen. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Well I can't say I'm really excited for the TMNT set, but I am VERY excited to brew a Bebop and Rocksteady deck. The best idiots ever. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Absolute flavor fail that J. Jonah Jameson can't tutor up this card. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Yeah and a lot of people are saying you should walk into traffic. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Dudes looking like Joe Biden out here. 010
candlecrow.bsky.social @candlecrow.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Biblical angel: "Be not afraid. Except for you Donny, you're the bottom of the totem pole. Be very afraid." 010
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