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Candi Risk

@candirisk.bsky.social
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Food enthusiast. Former TT neuroscientist. Research methodologist. I'm really only here for your pet photos and to mourn the loss OFMD. #OurFlagMeansUs

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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absolute queen
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
accurate
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please tell her I love her
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is one punchable face
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
See also: Freddy Kruger's jazz hands. Jazz kills, folks.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kegseth better hope Caligula doesn't turn on him....
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOGGED IN AND CLAIMED!
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In the not-too-distant future--THIS FRIDAY AD
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seal it with a kiss, too
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He told us he wasn't a crook.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Lucifer..so beautiful, the most handsome of angels. So handsome. He got a raw deal, you know. A lot of people are saying it.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out the Y2K bug infected us all.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She looks a little different...
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Majestic creatures!
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ol' razzle dazzle
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's some OCEBM Level V evidence, right there. (sometimes the jokes are just for me...)
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hips cocked towards each other
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought I was the only person who watched this movie--even at the time no one seemed to have heard of it.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm so tired, Beth.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I truly hated the Astronaut's Wife...but them you reminded me about Hudson Hawk, which I saw in the theatre, and yeah. I think you're right.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What...in a row? Madness.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's our beautiful princess!
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*blares Shania Twain* Let's go girls, com'on
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, no shame in that game!
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now that's what I call customer service!
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like what you have to say and want to sign up for your newsletter.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you are one of the 750,000 people ejected off the ACA exchanges, I'd love to speak. emgarcia.85 on Signal.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He says "thank you for recognizing my splendor"
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😂
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That bag looks like my son
A handsome gray and white tuxedo cat in a coiled rope laundry bag
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a handsome fellow! My Lucky is a gray and white tuxedo. Frequently overdressed, but that doesn't seem to bother him at all.
A gray and white tuxedo cat with a pink nose and green eyes, sitting in a deep, coiled rope laundry basket. He looks pensive, but is likely just hoping for a snack.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh wow, that is interesting--I think my little man senses that I need to get up from the computer and this one trick seemed to work.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😂 As I was typing my post, my little house goblin was clawing my office chair and biting my ankles to get me to get up, follow him, and watch him eat. I love that little asshole so much!
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And the other one--the kitty peeing on the manuscript? So relatable!
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La Vie En Frames @lavieenframes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In case you missed it, there is also a slowed down version, for better art ogling! youtu.be/OfFO8PDcPfM?...
youtu.be
La Vie En Frames -- slowed down
YouTube video by YOFT
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I, too, have been an emergency beard
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I entered mine in 1717. The Golden Age of Piracy....
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can it at least wait until I've had my coffee?
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I bookmarked it! I saw some others that I liked (Um...like all of them). I adore the bright colors.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm afraid to go to TikTok because I KNOW I'll just scroll endlessly until either I or my phone runs out of battery.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(Found it....)
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WHERE ARE YOUR SHOPS??? Ahem....I mean, do you sell your art? I have coin.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, I don't have a good answer for it. All I know is that Threads wants to show me Pirate Nana a lot (which is only a good thing), lots of cats, tons of Star Trek, oh, and that read books fight fascists guy. I somehow haven't trained it to bring me OFMD content. Maybe I'm not feral enough there.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We'll cry it through. As. A. Crew.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would 100% frame that and hang it in my house. In the foyer. So people know what this house is about.
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kermit The Frog Muppet
Alt: Kermit The Frog Muppet flailing in front of a red stage curtain
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hate to say it, but the algo over at that place is pretty sweet....damn it to hell
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😅
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Candi Risk @candirisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So many talented crew! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansUs
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