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Legally Bald

@candiidapple.bsky.social
270 followers 167 following 2.2K posts

God’s favorite slut, DoxyPEP’s worst nightmare

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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 14h
Good thing there’s a picture day on Sunday between 1-5pm at a location hidden in Roger’s park! Sign up in my insta bio!!!!
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18h
Message me on insta if you’re interested! Im working 4 things rn so I might miss your message if it’s not on insta!
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18h
Just sent you info on insta!
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18h
Just sent you a message on insta!!! 💖💖💖
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t recruit at my job often so I’m fighting tooth and nail to get this money in the hands of queer people!!!
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 21h
They’re selling switch 2’s on Temu too 🙁
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was so wonderful seeing you!!!! Love you to pieces!!!! 💖💖💖
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dyslexia got me thinking that said couch purses like…. Oh???
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love born this way, best album ever
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MODELLAND REPRINT WE WON
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An unusual occurrence* has come into my life recently that has left me feeling quite strange** * a daddy insisting on playing with my 🍆 ** aggressively he/him bro
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yur unkle?
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brotherrrrrrrrrr we’re connected to something greater
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me sitting on the shitty toilet thinking about all of my life decisions
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think we have an incredible 20 year plan ahead of us
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn’t make it and 💩 all over the toilet, had to shower/clean up the mess… and the universe has the gall to send me a 777* right after like PLEASE *embrace the moment
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait…. I’ll be eligible to run for president in 2030….. #goonerworldtour
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIA* * Rest in ash
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 2030’s is when we figure out world peace, we just gotta get there first
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rip in peace sim 🙁
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 30’s isn’t for abstaining from nutting, it’s about edging the nut. In the 2030’s everyone’s gonna nut quarterly but edge the whole quarter till they nut
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nut on midnight and immediately start no nut 2027
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No nut fall idk idk
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think thirst traps are okay but full blown nudes even with a content warning is where the stoning starts????
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll never forget Luc telling me how her silicone drag body was so realistic, the fake 🐈 almost flagged the Queeriod twitch stream for nudity
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rip in peace Brielle
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Janice requires a blood sacrifice for not being on a hike in Colorado today… sorry yall, it’s been real :(
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels so nostalgic to crash out on my personal insta story
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blessed be 🔐🍆
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This made me smile so hard, thank you!!!!! 🥹🥹
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My mouth’s only good for 3 things: Eating Suckin dick Talkin shit
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my pussi 🤤
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TACKY IM SCREAMING
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when I’m pondering my orb
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She has my eyes 😍😍😍
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m about to sew an AirTag into her like sleepie
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found the exact labubu I’ve always wanted at Goodwill today 😍😍😍
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unfortunately this is my ideal beach weather 🤪👁️🫦👁️
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As it should be!! I know the dance floor loves to see you comin with the comfy leather boy fit on!
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In other news: I got a chain necklace from village discount and officially feel gay guy coded
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waaaait this fit is fierce!!!!!
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Manifesting a thick daddy burying my face in his ripe armpit
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wanted attention and I got it ☺️
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pattern: Placing a $275 bid on a copy of Modelland on eBay The cognitive shift: Immediately deleting the bid and going for a walk
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was the first no loads refused cumdump in Antarctica 
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YOURE GONE AND IVE GOT TO STAY HIGH ALL TIME TO KEEP YOU OFF MY MIND
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sisterrrrrrrr
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m starting my mood problem campaign rn
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Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Showing sack is tho
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