Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 14hGood thing there’s a picture day on Sunday between 1-5pm at a location hidden in Roger’s park! Sign up in my insta bio!!!! 053
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18hMessage me on insta if you’re interested! Im working 4 things rn so I might miss your message if it’s not on insta! 042
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18hI don’t recruit at my job often so I’m fighting tooth and nail to get this money in the hands of queer people!!! 270
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It was so wonderful seeing you!!!! Love you to pieces!!!! 💖💖💖 130
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dyslexia got me thinking that said couch purses like…. Oh??? 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An unusual occurrence* has come into my life recently that has left me feeling quite strange** * a daddy insisting on playing with my 🍆 ** aggressively he/him bro 020
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Brotherrrrrrrrrr we’re connected to something greater 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me sitting on the shitty toilet thinking about all of my life decisions 020
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think we have an incredible 20 year plan ahead of us 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Didn’t make it and 💩 all over the toilet, had to shower/clean up the mess… and the universe has the gall to send me a 777* right after like PLEASE *embrace the moment 280
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wait…. I’ll be eligible to run for president in 2030….. #goonerworldtour 110
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The 2030’s is when we figure out world peace, we just gotta get there first 110
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The 30’s isn’t for abstaining from nutting, it’s about edging the nut. In the 2030’s everyone’s gonna nut quarterly but edge the whole quarter till they nut 130
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nut on midnight and immediately start no nut 2027 140
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think thirst traps are okay but full blown nudes even with a content warning is where the stoning starts???? 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ll never forget Luc telling me how her silicone drag body was so realistic, the fake 🐈 almost flagged the Queeriod twitch stream for nudity 030
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Janice requires a blood sacrifice for not being on a hike in Colorado today… sorry yall, it’s been real :( 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It feels so nostalgic to crash out on my personal insta story 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My mouth’s only good for 3 things: Eating Suckin dick Talkin shit 170
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m about to sew an AirTag into her like sleepie 040
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Found the exact labubu I’ve always wanted at Goodwill today 😍😍😍 2190
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unfortunately this is my ideal beach weather 🤪👁️🫦👁️ 000
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As it should be!! I know the dance floor loves to see you comin with the comfy leather boy fit on! 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In other news: I got a chain necklace from village discount and officially feel gay guy coded 060
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Manifesting a thick daddy burying my face in his ripe armpit 030
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The pattern: Placing a $275 bid on a copy of Modelland on eBay The cognitive shift: Immediately deleting the bid and going for a walk 080
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was the first no loads refused cumdump in Antarctica  010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026YOURE GONE AND IVE GOT TO STAY HIGH ALL TIME TO KEEP YOU OFF MY MIND 020