Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 15hMy mouth’s only good for 3 things: Eating Suckin dick Talkin shit 170
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Found the exact labubu I’ve always wanted at Goodwill today 😍😍😍 2190
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In other news: I got a chain necklace from village discount and officially feel gay guy coded 060
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Manifesting a thick daddy burying my face in his ripe armpit 030
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The pattern: Placing a $275 bid on a copy of Modelland on eBay The cognitive shift: Immediately deleting the bid and going for a walk 080
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 24/09/2026YOURE GONE AND IVE GOT TO STAY HIGH ALL TIME TO KEEP YOU OFF MY MIND 020
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Crawling out of the deepest pits of depression has been one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, but it’s also been one of the most rewarding 160
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NEW TY’S PHOTOBOOTH JUST DROPPED!!! LINK IN MY INSTA BIO @tymeup.bsky.social 152
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not to be TMI on the internet but I’m in an alpha/beta relationship with this personal trainer and I’ve never felt more he/him than when he tells me he’s gonna unload his superior seed/testosterone in me to make me stronger Its giving 2026 Spartan realness 040
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The newer generations of Chicago drag performers will never understand the significance of Alexandrea Diamond going into a handstand against the Charlie’s Mirror and never breaking it 2220
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If I can’t play Elle Woods in Legally Blonde: the Musical then I need to be Brooke Windham 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Getting blocked by the no loads refused bottom is a specific type of pain 170
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m just doing whatever I want with the Candii D’apple insta page low key 160
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I was talking to a chaotic twink at the Tove Lo concert and he was gagged when I asked his thoughts on the popularization of clowns in the kink community 050
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026$5 in my bank account craving a triple dipper so bad like soon baby soon 000
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A good cry and perfectly timed popper hits at the Tove Lo concert will change your life 0140
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And why did they get this daddy ogre character to reveal his tragic homoerotic backstory right before he got killed by an arrow to the heart… and while investigating the arrow wound… made a mold of his dick and balls to make a dildo later… Picture of Daddy Drahg for reference 130
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me when I sit criss cross applesauce with large rocks on my head 0130
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love sending GRWMs to my friends because i only send the most polarizing outfits that need to be discussed 150
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026101kg (bear t-pop idol group) is taking over my brain. Cute chubby guys that are great singers and dancers?! BABY I’m frothing at the mouth 130
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gay manager: “is something….. gay happening around here?” Me: “Robyn is playing at the United center” 080
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Last week I almost got into a screaming match with my coworker and this week we’re chill as hell I love a Gemini/Aries dynamic LOL 041
Reposted by Legally BaldWuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Neeeeeeeeed a loaded baked potato or hairy balls in my face 31635
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Low key just need to finish filling in the outline and doing detail work and I’m ready to dm my first DnD session on Wednesday 150
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I understand dogs at a deep psychological level, having The Spot™️ scratched is a transcendent level of gooning I’ll never be able to quantify 011
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I get why the ancient Spartans explored each other’s bodies 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So I could battle depression and make dinner…. Or I could eat a couple handfuls of peanut butter pretzel nuggets…. The choice is mine alone 🐶 000
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I remember when the clearance section used to mean something 170
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sweating bullets on this train cuz I have to shit sooooo bad 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Slightly upset my out of drag name is getting super popular with the younger generations but it’s kinda fun finally seeing my name on “these names are getting pregnant this year” style memes Picture unrelated 040
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Me as the killer my first time playing blood on the clock tower pretending to not know what’s going onstatic.klipy.comBugs Bunny Flirting WinkALT: Bugs Bunny Flirting Wink 040
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have a theory that a couple of you are industry plants and low key my theories haven’t been disproven as of yet 👀🧐 010
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Girl, we’re just serving people food, it’s NOT that serious 😒 050
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I know this dnd campaign is gonna kill me but in a celebratory way 080
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Bards using blades of grass as an instrument 🎻 040
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hook up (touching my Rocky horror tattoo while fully inside me): “damn, sorry about the bad news bro” 0100
Reposted by Legally BaldWriter for Ma 2 @derryqueenhaha.bsky.social · 27/08/2026if can only do Venmo feel free to Venmo me @derryqueen and I will pass it onto her like for her house fund. WE LOVE U MS TACKY! 12328
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey y'all Ms Tacky can't catch a break! She got hit by a car, broke her ankle, and needs pretty immediate ankle surgery! Please consider donating so she can focus on recovery! cashapp: $mstacky Zelle: jammyilakirk@gmail.com 24845
Legally Bald @candiidapple.bsky.social · 26/08/2026For a bitch with a Rocky horror tattoo, today’s a bleak one 😭 070
