CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026Happy birthing day to me. Full of 🍄🥂and an unbelievable seafood pasta. Also our kid’s bday is a national holiday here. Call that whatever you want. 5100
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026Social experiment = success. Making new friends is exhausting. Nevertheless, bla bla bla. 010
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026This is hanging in kiddo’s class and…I hate it? I’m all about kid’s working on their independence but this feels like the baby version of doing your own research. 130
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026I’m cackling. This is the best I could find online and I’m not paying for it. But it was weirdly a thing! 110
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026My mom bought me a boob puzzle which is really funny bc she is v different from her overly-liberated, heathen child. 160
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026Reunited with the homie in Florida. These dad visits are harder and harder lately, but glad we are here. 010
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 23/06/2026The gang moves to Portugal (and roots for like six teams)! 030
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026Drains are out. Bought some flowers. Recovery continues. May try to work tomorrow. Life goes on. 240
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026The text I sent everyone post-op because I’m a Chronically Online Elder Millennial 020
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026I have been thinking about this all day. Babes, the danger is already here. She been here. 010
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026As someone who is 5 ft nothing and, uhhh, ample in certain regions, I’m cracking up that I tried both of these on today and they look v v different (dare I say, better??) on me. As mom said, the model makes them look “uninteresting”. Some fits require curves. 010
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026SimplePractice is becoming overrun w AI features. This is absurd. I need a new platform. 020
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 30/04/2026I thiiiiink this is a bit but this is also how people feel. This is why you gotta 💣🧨💣🧨 the whole syyyyystemmmm! 010
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 27/04/2026Happy Monday, just really leaning into the futility lately 050
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026Just finished FRESHWATER and it was hard and beautiful and heavy. 020
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026I am dying over these pics that kiddo took. Never hiring a professional photographer again (I’m kidding, he knows nothing). 030
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 11/04/2026Kids are a lot of work but they also make you do shit you’ve never done like go to the top of the Eiffel. Anyway, your girl is 42 tomorrow! 7120
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026“Why do people have kids???” Well obviously to make them take pictures like this that are only funny to you. I can’t take credit for this one, though, this was @itsjak.bsky.social’s doing. 150
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 20/01/2026Because it’s clearly not being “undone by one man’s dementia.” 030
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 03/10/2025I saw that ring quote today and was like that you know good and well that man didn’t design that ring. 000
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 17/08/2025Cannot wait until Jack thinks the Jack shirt is cool, I’m hoping he’ll ironically accept it during high school, but will probably be closer to his 20s. 470
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 14/08/2025Book editing is so bad lately!!!!!! How many purple-glasses wearing people are there??? 250
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 28/07/2025Everyone’s talking about the blonde, but booby brunette fake model is also quite a sight. Every paragraph in this screenshot is perfection www.bbc.com/news/article... 020
CAK @candacearm.blacksky.app · 01/03/2025Husband’s last day at the dept of energy. What a dickdance, y’all. 100
