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Gewoon Olax

@cancelolax.bsky.social
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I'm the activist who made it lawful to spraypaint the Winston Churchill statue (they/he). #freetheuk #freethemall #freepalestine

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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 2h
Kind of dishonest that you do remember what Donald Trump tweeted on May 31st 2017, when you remember none of your friend's posts from the past 2 weeks, to then blame that on your bad memory.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 2h
Are you suing Arby's?
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 2h
Remember that people who clearly failed every test that should matter when considering wanting someone, people like Trump, Netanyahu and even Rowling, have partners and children. What makes you so special that you're more unlikeable than genocidal war criminals?
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 2h
"Nobody wants me" suggests that over 4 billion people know you well enough to have thought about you and concluded: nah, this person is not for me. Unless you're Elon Musk, I'm pretty sure that'd be hubris. And even that thing is wanted for more than just crimes against humanity.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 2h
A valid assumption. Those were not the statistics I was referring to, though. There's 8 billion people on this planet, over half of which would make socially agreeable partners. We're all social creatures by nature, longing for connection and love. The default is wanting each other.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 2h
Think Sisyphus, but everytime he reaches the top and the boulder rolls down, the boulder grows a bit bigger and heavier, but Sisyphus also gets a bit stronger. One must imagine Sisyphus addicted to video games.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 2h
Even if that were true, which is statistically unlikely, it doesn't mean asses can't be gotten by you.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 7h
All of the lynchings have been quite public.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 7h
Nee.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 7h
Samen met een vriend ruimde ik laatst zijn platencollectie op. Hij maakte ruimte in de bakken vol hardrock en metal, en ik was de techno-legende.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 7h
Ik weet niet wie dat is, maar ik ook.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
It's okay, that's what we're here for.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
Is it racist of me that I immediately envision @uggcaveman.bsky.social in a Mr. Miyagi-like wise mentor role? "Ugg hope confusion end soon. Ugg heart empty without Skip."
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
Finally!
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
The USA have no right to defend themselves when the original inhabitants of the land they stole rise up. You're a coloniser yourself. You have no claim to the land you live on.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
The US did not solve that problem.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
Craig Carl never listened to the people who's stolen land he lives on, so we should all stop resisting the genocides his people are currently committing.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
I would like anyone who's reading this with similar eyes to mine that not only is it illegal to set any offices of Amazon on fire, in most countries it's also illegal to inspire or incite people to destroy the property of Amazon, including the work places of the people in control of these decisions.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 8h
doo-dah, doo-dah double barreled shrimpgun blast all the doo-dah day
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 9h
Nobody ever said it couldn't be a party. That's a stupid question. We've been partying for decades, though. Why aren't these 60,000 party animals doing something more significant? Why don't the Greens give us something to celebrate with a party?
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 9h
I can't for the love of me pronounce them, of course, but I know them.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 9h
This feels harsh towards non-native speakers, but it isn't less true. Bloody foreigners know nothing about your culture. I, of course, and I say this stroking my beard wisely, know both the American and the standard English pronunciation of both words, as well as those of 'triage' and 'voyage'.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 12h
Are you trying to get us to root for Kanye? Isn't he a nazi as well?
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 12h
They're truly as horrible as the rape apologists that kept Bill Clinton in power.
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BREAKING Professor Peter Hallward has just been arrested on the National March for Palestine for holding a banner with a factually accurate legal statement on it. “In the UK it’s a crime to say I support Palestine Action” Help end the absurdity: www.wedonotcomply.org
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 12h
I'm vegan.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 15h
Two people daydreaming about thoughtfulness and sentimentality, both seemingly wishing it weren't a daydream. I'm not an efficiency consultant, but I feel like there's an easy way to improve this situation.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 15h
Have you globalised the intifada today?
A friendly reminder:

Don't forget to
Globalise the intifada
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 15h
I feel like I should have an opinion on posting on social media during a daydream, but I find myself lacking.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 15h
I've watched a lot of Star Trek. Reversing the polarity of things comes naturally to me.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 15h
Quite rude to be posting on Bluesky while your partner is so thoughtful and sentimental.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 15h
You can just reverse the polarity of your can't opener.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 16h
Skip, the Online New Yorker is actually 57.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 20h
Armed resistance is justified in reaction to genocide, ethnic cleansing, apartheid and other typical American shit.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 20h
Hey look it's the Millennium Falcon.
A dumpster labelled "SPACE RUBBISH".
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 20h
Finally the people seem to have had enough. No longer waiting on someone to organise for them, just committing terrorism (holding signs expressing discontent over government policies) all over the place now.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 20h
Not sexualising animals.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 22h
Electoral politics have failed us. Revolt!
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 22h
Mr. Tows. Old Towsie, we call him.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 22h
"Rijmt het niet, dan schaadt het niet." - Olax, 2010
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 22h
Going to prison today... ...as a visitor. Haha, you were worried!
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 22h
A healthy breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kevin, I wish I could take your sad away. Or your vomit. You deserve to feel better.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I promise to never spam again.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@uggcaveman.bsky.social
> volunteers for baby killing duty
> gets mad that people call spade a spade

block ugg too, dipshit :)
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@moschops.b...:
Have you tried NOT killing 15 babies today, Bob?
Yeehaw, y'all [cowboy emoji]
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@athenaisreallycool.bsky.social:
Yee haw howdy I killed 15 babies today Yee haw
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@rueshine.bsky.s...:
This is fair. Some of them were attacked by Evil Babies and had to defend themselves with 1800 rounds of machine gun fire.
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@thirteentwelve.bsky.social:
"My thread about baby killing has a lot of people asking questions" - Baby Killer Bob
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Gewoon Olax @cancelolax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@leuki.bsky.social:
stop killing babies then [three crying emojis]
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