Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 31/01/2026*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby* Mordecai, Rigby Muscle Man, Benson & Pops, & there’s Skips, Hi-Five Ghost Regular Show 000 0
Reposted by Cameron Sinclair HarrisThe Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Less than a month till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25 With e.g. @misterabk.bsky.social, @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, @camsh.bsky.social, @jainedwards.bsky.social, @turlygod.bsky.social, @tommayhew.bsky.social and 400ish others. Wahoo! 0153 15
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 08/07/2025BREAKING: Oasis cancel all remaining tour dates after Liam & Noel fall out over what Ralph Wiggum meant when he said "oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking". Sources overheard Noel shouting "he excels at sleep, you dozy prick!", & Liam responding "he literally dreams he's a viking, knobhead!" 000 0
Reposted by Cameron Sinclair HarrisThe Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) @theacms.bsky.social · 14/04/2025#ACMS 📆 TONIGHT 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £10 till 5pm from wegottickets.com/event/653549/, then £12 on the door from 7pm 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social, with e.g. @camsh.bsky.social, @matthighton.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names 042 4
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Idea for a Black Mirror episode where emojis are alive & feel things & have their own emoji societies in peoples phones, & one emoji emotes the wrong thing so is on the cusp of being deleted & has to go on a quest with other emojis to fix himself & one of the emojis is James Corden 1187 18
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I'M DOING A SHOW AT @sohotheatre.bsky.social IN ONE MONTH!!! I will become every planet in the solar system before your very eyes. PLANETS!!! is an absurd, existential comedy about finding hope. It would mean the absolute world(s) to see you there xx 🪐👩🚀 sohotheatre.com/events/camer...sohotheatre.comCameron Sinclair Harris: PLANETS!!! - Soho TheatreThere are eight planets in the solar system. Cameron Sinclair Harris will become all of them before your very eyes. 020 2
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Is the weather outside frightful? Or is it your attitude that's frightful? 021 2
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Bold of the Rolling Stones to assume that I've only had 19 nervous breakdowns 000 0
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 17/12/2024You know full well if somebody in a song is on their hands & knees, there's a 99% chance they're gonna be begging you please 020 2
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 13/12/2024"It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid" Well I wasn't afraid until you said that 022 2
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Last Christmas, I gave you a little version of me, but the very next day, you gave it away 000 0
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Somewhere out there, there's a Waluigi Mangione who protects CEOs 02312 23
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I had a dream recently where we were under some sort of Mandela effect where we believed that Chappell Roan's breakthrough hit was called 'Hot To Go!' but it was actually called 'Wet To Go!' 010 1
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I should be the most followed account on this app, what the hell guys 100 1
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 01/12/20246 minutes into December, already been Whamageddoned. Stay safe. It's a jungle out there. 100 1
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I had a dream where I was in the tram crash episodes of Coronation Street & it was like a survival horror but Ringo Starr was narrating it like he would an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine, also that Donald & Douglas, the Scottish twin trains from Thomas the Tank Engine, were real people 000 0
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Thom Yorke! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of 020 2
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I have an ass that WILL quit. In fact, it just has. It handed in its 2 week notice today. 010 1
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I spend my days sat on park benches Looking at lone magpies Waiting for a second to show up. Come on, you monochromatic fuckers. Bring me joy. 000 0
Cameron Sinclair Harris @camsh.bsky.social · 25/11/2024*SPOILERS FOR PADDINGTON IN PERU* The post-credits scene with Sally Hawkins was genuinely such a twist, omg 000 0