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Campcrow

@campcrow.bsky.social
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Professional survivor at this point Just here chillin Hoarder of physical media Say hi I don’t bite

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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 7h
This god damn devil dog has me about ready to snap. Fucking 3 times again this week the fucker escaped his collar and harness and is running amok and fuck the humane society for not saying he is a fucking reservation dog.
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 18h
Miracle drug prednisone! Been off it for 5 fucking years to get thrown back on a massive dose and i forgot the side effects of bone aches insomnia and hunger. Fuck my fucking life
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 19h
Nobody does more with a sewing machine and a dream than one miss linda belcher. Cuz who else could make that bobcephela costume in a night. TALENT!!!!
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 20h
My peepee small leave me alone!!!
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude ghosted so I’m still so virginal Mary is jealous. Cuz it’s been 4.5 years
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Might get fucked for the first time in forever. Wish me luck this dude is actually down to meet.
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went to the er at the advice of my transplant team. I definitely have something where they’re concerned due to the immunosuppressants cuz my wbc count is in the garbage (it was normal a week ago)
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A week into a job and I have to stay home/ possibly go to the er cuz they force people to come in sick and I think I got pneumonia
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Conversion therapy for me except it’s to be gayer. Cuz I haven’t been fucked in 4.5 years
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eventually in my life I do wanna be DP by two dudes
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m at the age my mom was when I got my hearing aids and i honestly couldn’t even imagine it like imagine me with a 7/8 and a 8/9 year old. Couldn’t be me
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate getting sick. Especially as an immunocompromised person who will be fired if I miss two days. America sucks
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me @ me tonight
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I had a twin I would dress us up as matching Cynthia dolls from rugrats for Halloween. Like one is the normal “new I’m box” and one is Angela’s crusty ass one. That or Angela and Cynthia as a costume
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well I emailed at least one potential pi for a PhD program whose research ties to mine so…….send hope babes cuz idk with how competitive clinical psych PhD programs are and shit.
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently Red Bull flutag was here and I’m disappointed by the entries. Like that’s the best we could do????? From a city that annually has milk carton boat races on the lake that’s the best we could do????
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just found out aunt Zelda was a mortal 37 in Sabrina and holy fuck now I feel old as the hill. I’m 34
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a stormy son of a bitch out there. Like 65 drizzly and peak “autumn is here” vibes so all I need now is like apple cider (fucking love apple cider!!!!) and a man to cuddle me and my dog while we watch over the garden wall.
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think I’ve been on my own too long where it’s weird now
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do appreciate tho that as a chronically ill person I get the chance to be like “oh I can be fired due to medically necessary illnesses so do it and I’ll keep my social security” cuz guess who just threw up lunch for no reason. I hope if I’m getting sick it takes me out tho
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years. Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second. Ban Israel.
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s noon and I’ve applied to 3 jobs finished my register statement of purpose for 4 schools and got a good draft of my personal statement done.
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got overly invested in a really hot PhD advisor who is taking students just cuz he was hot. Research had nothing to do with what I want to study but he is hot
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Swinging wildly from “yeah I’m kinda cute” to “good lord I look like a troll who lives under a bridge and will only let you pass if you answer my riddles 3!”
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn dog is a menace tried breaking my cheekbone because I had to pick him up because he was getting into shit outside (we went to pee that’s it!) and he slammed his head into my cheek and I can already feel the bruise forming
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True cinema fans know the charmed house is a block from doms house in fast and furious (literally a block)
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I wish I had someone to go drinking with. Like I wanna get hammered
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spiderman is my own personal harbinger of doom. Like homecoming came out, that’s when I got the job that fired me for making a disability discrimination claim, far from home came out and that’s when I was paid $10 less than someone working the same work, no way home came out and I was in
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At work mentally I’m that girl who looks like she was teleported to the wrong club. Cuz like surely you can’t ALL be that dumb. Asking the same question in chat 10 times?!?!? (Granted I’ve worked financial crimes for years but still)
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FalconWizard @falconwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me seeing people saying this season of AHS is going to be good for once...
Jessica Lange: There's not going to be a good season of AHS you stupid slut.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway if you’re reading this I’m proud of you for making it through the day You’ve got this! You will persevere and thrive!
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stuck in a training about elder abuse and grandparent scams and I’m reminded of when they tried it on my grandpa and he responded “yeah well he can rot there if he did it” lmfao. Gramps was a real one
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found a better full time job I’m qualified for to apply for. It’s a state job
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All the best pens and stationary are from Japan and you can fight me on that
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’ll never be this cunty
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Glee Unholy Trinity Cheerleaders Dance
ALT: Glee Unholy Trinity Cheerleaders Dance
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry I moaned a little when you leaned back and your shirt came up exposing your happy trail. I don’t regret it but I do regret that you saw that side of me
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Malcome in the middle reunion flopped for me cuz they didn’t at least make Reese a chef or something. Like he was a gifted chef and they ignored it to keep him “wayward troublemaker”
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The abracadabler
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunately she is me
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Madeline (Reese Witherspoon) on Grudges in Big Little Lies
ALT: Madeline (Reese Witherspoon) on Grudges in Big Little Lies
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish I had a sexy midlife crisis. Like a sports car or a hot dumb tool on my arm like stereotypical men. Nah instead my midlife crisis is applying to grad school
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You’ll never be Demi lovato’s confident as it plays in happy death day to a montage of tree getting murdered
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Weird that I’ve seen Disney can two very successful tv runs of daredevil after its third season.
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I'D Have Two Nickels Dr Doofenshmirtz
ALT: I'D Have Two Nickels Dr Doofenshmirtz
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly with my depression and the shit I’ve seen in life it’s a miracle I’m still here
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favorite thing as a chronically ill/immunosuppressed person is the chronic stress and fear of losing my job. Like yah this contract can and will fire you for missing two days. Regardless of doctor notes and actual medical emergencies. (They said that verbatim in training)
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
K fine I will rewatch both the Charlie’s angels movies
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Season 8 pheobe sucks. Like she is the worst version of pheobe. Like was that a thing “I’m 30 and need to get knocked up and I’m so desperate for it” like damn I liked her as the moot bitch queen of the underworld better and that’s also a shit storyline
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turns out going back to work is exhausting. Cuz who wouldn’t want to spend a day going over “the basic gist of what aml is” when it’s all I’ve worked for 10 years. Add it to tech issues and a massive class that can’t follow basic instructions and I’m exhausted but don’t wanna give up my free time
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Campcrow @campcrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t like that I need to use my personal phone for verification for this contract job and I also don’t appreciate it forcing me to add a pass lock on my phone. Get fucked this is very invasive for a fucking 6 month contract job
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