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calzymp

@calzymp.bsky.social
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known for developing shitty games played by nosepicking children I don’t really post here but all my active accounts are for drawing porn so I’m not linking that shit

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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
bookmarking a bunch of art tip posts knowing damn well im never going to use a single one as reference
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
phil hitting the charlie kirk pose drawing black and white
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
more roblox terrain gen planets
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The Presence
wacky abstract drawing of a staticy fog lurking behind the cell bar-like gridlines of space and time
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
space pioneers reference, barfo biznatch
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I remember when AI was starting to advance around 2020-2021 I was very excited for the possible applications in software development. But then the whole AI sloppification of everything happened and I lost interest.
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Don’t trust untuned functiongemma again kids
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The tech enthusiast excitedly replies, "I asked ChatGPT to fuck my wife:"
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John @johngoodman.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
realistic Star Trek
A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation.
Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL.
Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN!
IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION.
THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF
PREY! 🚀🦅✨
Picard: ARE YOU SURE?
LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN.
Data: ...
Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT?
Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration.
Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
anyone else remember that scene in hazbin hotel season 2 where vox puts his hands on charlie's shoulders and it plays this plap sound effect and you just know charlie's shoulders were moist and doughey
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Are we winning hard enough yet, Mr. President?
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#possum
hissing opossumgrabbing possum snout
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
damn I need to sexualize my comics so people actually read that shit
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willow 🏳️‍⚧️ @willowmouse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
im gonna be re-evaluated in retrospect as a rlly cool and fun person to hang around with and a generational thinker but for now im just kinda going insane on my own bc no one will hang out with me or give me attention it's Awesome
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屋河りき/Yagawa, Rickie @ryagawa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
たのしみ🥺🫳🐶
映画『スーパーガール』に登場する子犬クリプト、カーラ(スーパーガール)の左人差し指で顎の下を撫でられている
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
(#1) Hypocrisy #comic
3 panel comic, digital art
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Gargoyles watching the sun explode. Stupid thing I had to make for an art class.
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
guys please if ur reading this please like it so i look less pathetic by comparison #comic
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
University cafeteria lunch had such shitty choices today. I ended up eating a mountain of plain unseasoned white rice and that was still better than the other 3 things I tried.
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
#hazbinhotel
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
#hazbinhotel #helluvaboss old drawing I didn’t finish. I wondered what a crossover would look like now that the possibility is in the air.
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
drake the type to think alastor's last name is altruist
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✦🅚🅤🅡🅞✦ . ̫. @kiingkuro.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hazbin hotel S2 if twitter wrote it #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i questioned posting this because it borders on millennial humor
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
favorite part of making artistic renditions is that I can just make it look totally badass without doing any research on what it would realistically look like
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I gotta do more space art again. I only had that one good brown dwarf drawing out of my entire life.
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
cartoon
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
sketches for something in my book I’m writing/illustrating. #space #spaceart
two pencil sketches showing the formation of the sun and the earth
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
glup shitto
circle head man with hair, digital art
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Achird ☉--☉ @achird.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
do not ruffle him #furry #art
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
ref sheet for my #furry sona thing
reference sheet, digital art of a robot dog furry, showing both front and side views, with an additional head shown at a middle angle
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
finally got a new game idea. it came to me in the middle of a sleep paralysis nightmare. I guess the lost sleep was worth it.
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
slurp 2
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
why did gus do that
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Changed merricks design to have phil's skin color so they actually look like brothers
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Phil and Larry. (months old drawing I randomly decided to complete)
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Darius 🩷💛🩵 @dariusl.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This. I was all in on eventually paying to keep this place ad free, but with the direction it’s taking they can beg and beg and won’t get a single penny out of me
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
How to make Realistic Graphics!!!: Add a Grayish Blob.
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Apeirophobia comic
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
drawings based on a dream but poorly
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
yum
silly man slurps beverage. big text says SLURP
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joomy (十二) 🔞 @astralflo.ws · 08/07/2025
to anyone who's tried to get me into anything, i'm sorry
What you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
cassini by far the coolest planetary probe we've ever launched. a billion photos that look like shit you'd see at a bowling alley
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
the gang's all here
confused Phil, stickman with headphonesmerrick, square-headed guy with a tie and rolled-up sleeves, extends his handsgrayson or billy kidd (not sure on the name)
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TheProtagonists @theprotagonists.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
it's another summer "Where do we begin" #art #artsky #artpost #digitalart #painting #sciart #scenery #イラスト #illustration
drawing of a anime-ish person in a grassfield looking up at some planets
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The Presence
wacky abstract drawing of a staticy fog lurking behind the cell bar-like gridlines of space and time
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calzymp @calzymp.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
self awareness
wacky ms paint drawing of a face
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wawa @eiyuusyndrome.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
with the over-saturation of radio frequencies, the “deadringer” bifurcated control system allows signaling through the noosphere. a binaric medium translates commands to the fossilized consciousness of a pilot. the simulated responses retranslate back mechanically. human flying without human limits
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