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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just gotta get through the weekend And then it’s surgery time 😬

Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I introduced the gremlin to the concept of “character generation” today and we made a super stripped down character together. Folks, please meet “Kindly,” the Anhanguera archeologist (Anhanguera is her favorite sort of dinosaur)

A rudimentary character sheet the gremlin and Cal made.

Honestly my handwriting is so bad you’re probably not missing much by not being able to see it here.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If Claire ever divorces (or murders) me, it will 100% be because whenever we’re out of a specific spice, I take this jar out along with a sifter and say “don’t worry- we can just sift it out of here!” (Today it was Thyme)

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Gotta love the circular phone tag of American healthcare. I need more surgery on the jankle. I need a pre-surgery health screening with my PCP The surgeon's office won't schedule me until I have the PCP appointment scheduled My PCP's office won't schedule the appointment without a surgery date Yay.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I feel like I should come with this warning label 😈

Amusement park sign saying “Riders will get wet and possibly soaked!”

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Forget a cherry stem- this guy tied the Gordian knot with his tongue

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Timeline cleanse!!! Toast makes an excellent guard cat(until she gets bored and knocks the castle over)

Toast (Grey cat) guards a castle from intruders

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

1 like= 1 completely mundane fact about me! I’ll band this wagon!

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

GM: “A blue dragon, a gold dragon, and a blue dragon land in front of you.” Me (playing a doggo person): “Three grey dragons. Got it.”

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

(Takes a hit) THE STABBINGTON BROTHERS WERE BETRAYED FIRST!

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Weird way to say “knot,” but go off I guess.

“Impregnator Sealer” floor sealant in a blue bottle.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Toast has emerged from her lair to ask “What’s some good news you’ve had this week?”

The dumbest gray kitten in existence pokes her head out from between couch cushions

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

No matter how hard I try and and joke about Zeus, he always fucks my punchline

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

NERD ALERT! Apparently I make my own ttrpg terrain now

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Before you fall in love with me You should know that I make up sea shanties about Claire’s ass.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Today in “What Did I Do to Earn This Life?” Our girlfriend went on a weed run and grabbed some stuff for me She swung by to drop it off, and Claire got home from work SUPER early That was 2 hours ago and now I’m changing the sheets 😈

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m now the announcer for Claire’s roller derby team. Calling my first game today- and I’m having a hard time not going “THAT’S MY WIFE! SHE IS THE BEST!” Every time she comes out to jam

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Friends don’t let friends do drugs. (Jk, she shoved her head in a box of corn starch and looks like she’s regretting her decisions)

Upset toast with white powder on her face

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

During these hot months, it’s important to remember to keep your himbo hydrated. If you’re hot, he’s hot, and he might be having so much fun flexing in the sun that he won’t come inside.

Shirtless Cal in pushup position, feeling very shouldery

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

OKAY FINE THE LEGO SMART BRICK THINGS ARE COOL. We built a turret that makes pew pew noises when you a trigger, and if you knock it over it goes BOOM! (Spending 24 hours alone with the gremlin in the woods building legos and watching star wars!!)

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Remember gentlemen! We can all do our part to bridge the orgasm gap! Current ratio in our household today stands at 40f to 1m.

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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme

ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Our long term relationship goal is to be like Jamie and Ricardo, a gay couple in their 80s who ride a recumbent tandem bike together in all weather and wear matching outfits. I’ve seen them getting ice cream together and they are so happy and in love. Just a beautiful thing to see

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Claire and I are introducing our girlfriends to each other and we’re all happily day drunk and having a blast. I must have done something amazing in a past life.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

“The couple that flexes together, sexes together.” Me to Claire post both of us lifting. In other news I’m single now, who want me?

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Hey it’s Father’s Day. As someone who had an abusive dad, fatherhood was always something that scared me because I was terrified I’d end up just like him. Looking at the gremlin now and realizing the most common sound she makes is uncontrollable giggling, I’ve never been more sure I was wrong.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Got into a car crash today (someone ran a red light) I’m okay, but the car is probably totaled On the bright side, the EMT started to ask if my calf was swollen up, then paused, poked it, and said “Oh wait that’s just muscle. You are very athletic” So I’ve got that going for me!

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Threat level midnight? Someone call Michael Scott

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Sex where you’re both trying to high five each other afterwards but you’re both so spent and the room is spinning so you keep missing.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

There is nothing that inflates the ego like fucking my wife into a quivering puddle on the couch, only to do the same to our girlfriend while Claire recovers… several times over.

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Xic (Comms open!) @oobleckxic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

reminder I do nsfw stuff too

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

At this point I should know that any TTRPG villain I make who is supposed to have gravitas Will inevitably be humiliated by the heroes. This guy had a ferret run up his pants and bite him over again.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Yeah I’ll bite. Quote with your statblock 14 Strength 6 Dexterity 16 Constitution 10 Wisdom 11 intelligence 15 Charisma Himbo: Advantage on Charisma and Strength checks, disadvantage on intelligence and wisdom Car Smasher: When you take a hit that would kill you, you instead go to 1hp.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

New thought I just had Laying in bed, cuddling without clothes Listening to an audiobook together while making out and gently teasing.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Gentlemen, the bar for us is in fucking HELL. Went to Get Claire pastries from our favorite bakery with the gremlin in tow. Two separate people commented on how “nice of me it was to babysit so mom gets time off on Mother’s Day.” I’m this child’s parent We do things together all the time

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🩷💜💙Jules🩷💜💙 @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Anyways, since nobody wants to tip... Whoever is up when I'm camming will get a special treat so long as y'all hype me up 😏🤭

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Claire: I’ll peg you, but I don’t think I have the upper body stamina to get you off because you take for-fucking-ever to cum.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Horrible curse idea ONE of your socks is forever wet.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

According to my gremlin, when she grows up (because she loves me very much) she’s going to give me diamonds and let me go on a pirate ship. But I’m not allowed a sword because I might hurt myself. Also because I’m nice, it will be a ship full of nice pirates

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Sometimes I think of the old boxer who was working out next to me at the gym who I started chatting with He said the his 40 year long marriage was based on simple rules 1: Never Lie to her 2: Go home to her, don’t go out to the bar And 3: Make sure you grab her ass every day and say she’s beautiful.

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

A rare face pic of Cal (having been eaten by a t-rex)

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

There are people who I’d fight armies for the chance to worship between their legs

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Cal Darin (is making adventures!) @calwritessmut.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

And I said unto bluesky, behold the foundation upon which my marriage rests. My skill with frying bread products and cheese!

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