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Cal Sorrows @calsorrows.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Alabama is not only feeling the pain of President Musk through its largest university, but now everyone’s having to pay a $100 surcharge to their electricity bills because their grid was supported by federal funding!

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So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!

ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online

The US government’s putting out to tender a contract to track negative sentiments expressed online regarding the ‘work’ of the organised crime syndicate and Gestapo analogue known as ICE. Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.

theintercept.com

ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.

Fact Check: Picture Of Goat Statue Covered In Fake Trump Banknotes At Mar-A-Lago Appears To Be Real -- Art Project | Lead Stories

Show a MAGAt anything they don’t like, and they’ll Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids - Perfectly normal.

leadstories.com

Is a picture of a goat statue covered in fake money with President Donald Trump's face on it being displayed...

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Seeing as Elon’s children all have unpronounceable names, can we normalise calling his personal Kevlar vest Damian? Seems kinda appropriate.

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MTG: Jasmine cricket isn’t serious about reducing the debt. GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%

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Cal Sorrows @calsorrows.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

To nobody’s surprise, Trump’s ‘buyout offer’ for federal employees prepared to resign on full pay until 9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!

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Cal Sorrows @calsorrows.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

The call is once again coming from inside the house.

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Cal Sorrows @calsorrows.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo? Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.

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The Guardian: Europe no longer views US as anchor of stability due to Trump's threats | Caliber.Az

The Munich Security Conference no longer sees The United States as fulfilling a geopolitical leadership role. But hey, Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, and Kellog will be there to pour oil on troubled waters…which they’ll immediately set fire to and then invade ‘becoz oil’, obviously.

caliber.az

The organisers of the Munich Security Conference (MSC) have said that US President Donald Trump's proposed

May 2024, Musk tours a national lab (Lawrence Livermore?) re: AI. A few days ago he ‘audits’ the DOE, and shortly afterwards makes an unsolicited $90billion offer for OpenAI. Coinkydink? He is definitely after the $500billion AI infrastructure deal, and wants to build Skynet, sooooo…? Video linked ⬇️

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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I’ll just leave this here…. (Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)

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Today, the National Security Agency (NSA) is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion." The "...

Well this’s alarming. We’ve seen endless web pages being struck down by Trump, but this attack on the NSA specifies “internal network content” - actual data regarding ongoing case files and intelligence operations. For someone who “knows words, has the best words”, he seems unduly terrified of them.

popular.info

The NSA's "Big Delete"

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T-Mobile Opens Its Starlink Beta, Including to People With AT&T and Verizon

What a tempting offer - letting the Doge Douche have access to everything you send and receive digitally from your devices; y’know, like he did with the election.

cnet.com

T-Mobile is heading to the Super Bowl to show off its space ambitions, with a widespread launch slated for July.

Trump places 25% tariffs on all steel and aluminum imports

Given that he hates recycling, where will America get the raw materials? 99% of the bauxite ore it uses already is imported, and the US hasn’t produced graphite since the fifties! There’s a deposit in Alaska, but the yield is so low (maybe 10%?) that nobody has ever bothered to mine it.

nbcnews.com

The move comes a week after Trump promised to suspend tariffs on Canada and Mexico.

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The Fire Torch | How to make a fire torch in 9 minutes - instruction video. Vlog #4

Apropos of nothing in particular; pitchforks can be had from all good hardware stores, and this might come in handy.

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YouTube video by Nuts in May

So this is ‘a thing’ now. 😳

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How close is Elon Musk to controlling a nuclear weapon?

Nothing to see here - just an unelected illegal immigrant with a pack of barely pubescent script kiddies taking control of America’s nuclear arsenal. What could possibly go wrong?

theverge.com

And is nuclear cleanup woke?

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If Trump really wants a war with Canada, they promise to stand by both The Hague & Geneva ‘suggestions’ (given that they were a primary reason for their creation). Canada has raised DC to the ground twice & then left - they were just proving a fucking point. Maybe third time’s the charm?

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We’re all fucked. Seriously; game over.

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Pack the courts, and then undermine their power in a tweet - just so people are prepared for the illegal bullshit that’s about to follow, and to defend it all from evil judges who may still stand in its way.

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Turns out the answer to all this was in a Dr Seuss book. If only they weren’t above br’er MAGA’s reading age, they could’ve learnt something whilst performatively defending them from “woke” in congress.

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Looks like they haven’t learned. Oh Luigi, we have another one for you.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

They just can’t help themselves. These are the people who lead a prayer circle in congress that involved them kneeling in the round, gyrating, and speaking in tongues. The backwards motherfuckers need to be expunged.

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Not All Klansmen Wear Hoods

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He’s trying to beat his course record, which currently stands at ‘one whole year of a four year term’. Accounting for his handicap (which is being a fecally incontinent drug addict with syphilitic dementia) that actually equates to seven years of a four year term.

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“[…]the two most common reasons for LGBQ and GNCT youth to come in contact with child welfare are high rates of physical abuse and conflict with parents”. That information, along with any mention of LGBTQ kids, has now been purged from the NCMEC per Trump’s directive. GOP; the party of child abuse.

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Look at Hitler’s inner circle of deplorables - if those represented the ‘master race’ then we should’ve done the decent thing, gone extinct, and let the cockroaches have a shot. Trump’s cadre of weirdos give off the same energy.

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You want hoverboards and flying cars? We can go one better - how about fascism, the fourth Reich, and nuclear Armageddon? Frankly all we ever wanted back in the day was a dislike button on FB, and instead we got the fucking ‘time line’, so nuclear war was a logical next step.

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The way things are going right now in America, dowries will become ‘a thing’ and eggs will be the currency of choice.

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