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Calm your mind. Change your life. 💙 Stress less, sleep more, feel better. empli.fi/calm

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Calm @calm.com · 18/06/2025
Sometimes acts of kindness and/or silliness are the best antidotes to the horrors persisting. 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 23/05/2025
If you have 3+ drinking vessels around you right now…please consider making one of them water. That’s all.
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Calm @calm.com · 15/05/2025
Sorry not sorry?
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Calm @calm.com · 15/05/2025
“Ok so if Max is going back to HBO Max, i think we should-“ Boss: “No you can’t rename us clam”
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Calm @calm.com · 09/05/2025
“I asked chatGPT —“ Yea, well, I asked a little clam living it’s best life in a tropical coral reef what the meaning of life was - and apparently it’s that - so now I’m a clam too and we’re all vibes bro.
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Calm @calm.com · 08/05/2025
Never forget that caterpillars turn into complete goo before becoming butterflies. Oh, this isn’t a metaphor for transformation…being a cocooned pile of goo just sounds kinda nice right now.
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SheKnows @sheknows.com · 29/04/2025
From Broadway to Rage Rooms, Ilana Glazre is partnering with @calm.com to bring working moms the support they need—IRL! 💪 Check out what the comedian told us about her latest partnership here: www.sheknows.com/parenting/ar...
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Ilana Glazer Isn't Finding Broadway Very 'Working Mom-Friendly' but She's Juggling It All
The comedian is a Broadway star by night and a mom of a 3-year-old by day.
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Calm @calm.com · 28/04/2025
Please don't forget to drink water, close your laptop, and wander off into a forest to start a new life living in a hollow tree and making acorn soup for your woodland friends.
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Calm @calm.com · 08/04/2025
If you’re fighting for a moment of peace in this chaotic news cycle, a moment of stillness in your racing mind, and a moment of quiet in your overstimulating day…I just want you to know that see you. 🫶
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Calm @calm.com · 07/04/2025
I wake, stretch my arms up, and release a guttural sigh, so loud, that it silences the birds outside. Mountains tremble. A deep sea leviathan wakes. The Hubble telescope turns around. In the distance, sirens.
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Calm @calm.com · 04/04/2025
Today, I’m just a little penguin giving each one of you a pebble because you deserve it and I like you.
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Calm @calm.com · 01/04/2025
Try screaming into a pillow and then going on a walk outside
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Calm @calm.com · 26/03/2025
You’re randomly added to a group chat and, much like your public Venmo feed, you KIND of know these people, but not really. What’s your first text?
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Calm @calm.com · 25/03/2025
I don’t want to hustle, or grind, or crush it. I want to lie down. And no, I won’t be “getting this bread” unless it’s a REAL croissant in my face. Thank you for respecting my wishes.
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Calm @calm.com · 20/03/2025
*Pats space next to me*
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Calm @calm.com · 20/03/2025
Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.
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Calm @calm.com · 20/03/2025
Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.
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Calm @calm.com · 19/03/2025
*Opens internet* Nope *Goes outside. Walks down the road. Takes a new name. Moves to small beachside community to weave baskets by the sea and become part of local lore.*
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Calm @calm.com · 17/03/2025
Nap? Nap.
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Calm @calm.com · 07/03/2025
Exactly
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Calm @calm.com · 07/03/2025
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Calm @calm.com · 07/03/2025
Yes, there’s always light at the end of the tunnel…but I feel like we all wouldn’t mind if the tunnel was a bit shorter. Like, we get it, it’s dark.
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Calm @calm.com · 03/03/2025
Sorry for the delay, was frolicking and dilly dallying in spite of all the things.
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Calm @calm.com · 28/02/2025
None of us know! We’re all just winging it.
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Calm @calm.com · 28/02/2025
Same clam!
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Calm @calm.com · 28/02/2025
It’s okay to not be calm. Just wanted to say that in case you needed permission to feel whatever it is you’re feeling about… (gestures at everything).
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Calm @calm.com · 25/02/2025
Summarize your job in 5 points? Pass. Gonna summarize life. 1. Imagined I was a jellyfish floating with zero problems. 2. Felt the sun on my face. 3. Unclenched my jaw 153 times. 4. Exhaled a silent scream. 5. Was a silly goose.
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Calm @calm.com · 21/02/2025
Met my younger self for coffee. Told them that all that they’ve endured will help them develop a sense of empathy and humor that will help other people feel less alone in the world someday. They nodded and asked if we still had a sick burned CD collection and I said yea LOL it’s still in the car.
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Calm @calm.com · 20/02/2025
💙
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Calm @calm.com · 20/02/2025
🫶
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Calm @calm.com · 18/02/2025
The early bird gets the worm. The night owl gets peace and quiet. The afternoon squirrel just vibes. The late-morning pigeon does brunch. The 4pm lizard gets tacos on Tuesdays. You do you.
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Calm @calm.com · 12/02/2025
Maybe you're not “bad at resting”... maybe society has conditioned everyone to believe that exhaustion is a personality trait. We're gonna unlearn it. Dare to nap. Sleep out of spite. Rest in rebellion.
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Calm @calm.com · 10/02/2025
I hope your day is a total vibe ✨
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Calm @calm.com · 06/02/2025
Rest is not “doing nothing.” Rest is literally how your body repairs itself. You wouldn’t yell at your phone for needing to be plugged in. You are allowed to recharge your existence.
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Calm @calm.com · 04/02/2025
I feel you and thank you 💙💙💙
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Calm @calm.com · 04/02/2025
Hey. Unclench your jaw. Drink some water. Scream a little. Do a silly little dance. Carry on.
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Calm @calm.com · 01/02/2025
Correct
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Calm @calm.com · 31/01/2025
🫡
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Calm @calm.com · 31/01/2025
Always
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Calm @calm.com · 31/01/2025
Oh this is a good one
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Calm @calm.com · 31/01/2025
Ok so…THAT was January. *Puts on suit of armor, goggles, and wields a rolling pin and DVD of Pride & Prejudice* Let’s do this February.
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Calm @calm.com · 31/01/2025
🫶
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Calm @calm.com · 31/01/2025
😂
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Calm @calm.com · 30/01/2025
Oh thank you 🥹💙
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Calm @calm.com · 30/01/2025
On harder days, be gentle with yourself. Be kind. Heavy emotions may require rest and comfort. You are a human being feeling all the things, and you were not meant to “power through” them. Take care. 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 29/01/2025
Beautiful!
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Calm @calm.com · 28/01/2025
I feel you 💙
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Calm @calm.com · 28/01/2025
Hi
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Calm @calm.com · 28/01/2025
Stars can appear as beautiful and serene lights in a dark sky - but never forget - they are still exploding, burning infernos of color and energy. So, whether you’re feeling calm and collected or fiery and enraged, you are still a guiding light in the dark. 🌌
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Calm @calm.com · 28/01/2025
🫶
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