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Callum Novelli

@callumnovelli.bsky.social

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British born 🇬🇧 - Travelled 15 countries 🇬🇷 🇪🇸 🇧🇪 🇹🇭 🇰🇭 🇻🇳 🇲🇾 🇸🇬 🇭🇰 🇮🇩 🇮🇳 🇦🇺 🇨🇳 🇺🇸 🇳🇿 - Immigrated to New Zealand 🇳🇿 📍

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So that rat bastard Bernado Silva kicked Odegaard in a friendly ? If he comes back injured I swear. I fucking never liked that sneaky devious rat cunt

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Been listening to a lot of 90s Trance lately, that’s the genre that got me into my raving days as a teen (eventually). I had a Godskitchen 3CD pack when I was 14, and to this day ‘Saltwater’ by Chicane is one of my fav songs of all time 🥲 Man the 90s / early 2000s really was peak wasn’t it 🇬🇧 🎶

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Slow Dance Disco Lights at Festival

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If Arsenal don’t dip into the January market and get a PROLIFIC striker, we can kiss this title goodbye, and FORGET the Champions League, Havertz and Gyokeres are not that level 🤦🏽‍♂️ we really messed up this transfer window man

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I didn’t watch the Arsenal game as it was on at 2am here in New Zealand but I was just watching the highlights and had to turn them off, it was so bad, how can this squad put out a performance like that 🫤 what a terrible game.

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fat people who base their entire personalities around food and being a “foodie” for content, I hope you know what the future holds for your health because IT IS INEVITABLE that you’re gonna suffer something later in life 🤦🏽‍♂️ people are actually disgusting I swear. Just fucking gross greedy pigs 🐖

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Let’s have it right though, Chelsea are shit but here’s a list of teams / fan bases that should keep their mouths shut : Manchester United (you are also shit) Spurs (you are also shit) Villa (you are also shit) Liverpool (you are also shit) Thanks for your attention.

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chelsea fans and English pundits / media gassed Xabi Alonso up like he was gonna come and do something in the Premier League 😂 THEY ARE FUCKING GARBAGE. That front 3 that you all hype up are also GARBAGE, that entire squad are shite 😂 who you fucking kidding.

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Man Laughing Hysterically

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

United just got knocked out the League Cup by Brighton, THEY WAS 2-0 UP!! 😂 What do I love as much as an Arsenal win?… A United loss 👏 😎 Now time for the weekly United fanbase meltdown. Wow that club is an absolute mess, stinking the place out

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every time we start Arrizabalaga in goal, we fucking concede. I honestly can’t stand the guy, why the fuck did we sign this bum 🤦🏽‍♂️ regardless of the result the guy is fucking garbage ! He was the most expensive keeper in the world at one point ! 😂 fucking hell

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When people on Instagram say “my friends don’t support me by not liking my content” what do you mean “support” you? 😂 you’re not getting paid by IG, you’re posting a picture of your new trainers or kid in their uniform 😂 “support” doesn’t come into it, we just don’t like your pic, it’s simple 🤷🏽‍♂️

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sunderland you fucking dogs. This is what you get when you set up with FIVE at the back and try and sit deep for 70 minutes 🖕🏽 Fucking zero respect for this dustbin club. They ALWAYS try and park the bus, boring cunt. Take that L.

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Arsenal Fan Waving at Premier League Match

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This game is opening up now. Lots of space now for the ball to move I feel sunderland have a goal in them. We need to score again

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL FROM BRUNO 🔥 Finally someone who just thinks “fuck it I’ll have a go” Exactly what Arteta used to do when he played 😂 “fuck it I’ll have a go from here” Top bins

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sunderland sat DEEP in the low block obviously waiting to catch us on the counter 🤦🏽‍♂️ I HATE these kinds of games, especially away from home. We don’t have the players to break down a low block, 90 minutes of horse shoe football let’s go 🥱 #SunArs #COYG 👏

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Adrian Durham saying Gabriel deliberately kicked Emi in the head is absolutely ridiculous, I honestly don’t know why I listen to TalkSport, the amount of bias Arsenal hating overweight toxic losers on there is embarrassing, including Gabby Agbonlahor, he’s the fucking worst 🖕🏽

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Martin Ødegaard was fantastic again Vs Chelsea 🔥 Havertz goal was nice but I’m still a bit worried about our attack, Gyokeres was absolutely terrible when he came on 😂 I worry about facing a low block, we’ve not got a ST who can burst and beat him man 1 on 1. Sunderland next, I fancy it still

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Martin Ødegaard Applauds Fans: Arsenal vs Leicester

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Tottenham fans celebrating a 0-0 draw just shows you the level of that club 😂 Over 300 mil spent and 0 goals in 3 games 🚽

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Joey Riot & Kurt @ Westfest 2007 🥲 🎶 The best night of my life, I listen in the gym and think “man, if I could go back to 1 moment, 1 moment when everything was just perfect, all the stars aligned for 24 beautiful hours, it would be this day, Saturday 27th October 2007”

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Bro wtf are Ipswich doing 😂 proper championship fodder. Making Liverpool look like a good team 💩

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Sky News @news.sky.com · 03/09/2026

Mike Dean admits he tried not to blow whistle during Premier League matches as a 'game'

Mike Dean admits he tried not to blow whistle during Premier League matches as a 'game'

A former Premier League referee has sparked a backlash after revealing he used to entertain himself by "joking about" and playing "games" while officiating matches.

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BlueSkyBen @benreon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

As Arsenal fans, we have known for decades that Mike Dean is a complete 🔔 end and he’s now confirmed it himself. After his recent bragging he should be investigated for match fixing! He cost us titles and others EPL survival!! Arsene Wenger was right all along about him and must be furious!!

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Mike Dean’s comments about what he used to do in the Premier League just give you all an idea how corrupt refs are. Remember the Rice red card? Remember the Van Persie red card vs Barcelona ? Remember the Martinelli DOUBLE yellow in the same phase?! These refs all need investigating

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Two FBI Agents Showing Badges

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cannot fucking STAND Gabby Agbonlahor, the hate he has for Arsenal and Arteta is just ridiculous. I don’t know why he has a job at TalkSport. Arteta wants a bigger squad on match day. But oh ask Gabby and here we go again with the Arteta this Arteta that. All he does is complain about Arsenal

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Gordon Ramsay: OH F*CK OFF!

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The transfer window has officially slammed shut and Arsenal has failed to sign a striker. That means we’re gonna be starting the season with Kai Havertz and Viktor Gyokeres as our only strikers 😑 This is not good. We’ve got so much depth in midfield and defence and no one up front 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Eric Barnes @ebarnescalgary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The gift of watching Spurs …

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Tottenham played 2 Lost 2 Conceded 5 Scored 0 Spent 1/2 billion pound 💰 The worst club in the league 😂 How do people actually support this club for real? I’d just stop watching football altogether if this was my club, I’d start watching rugby or tennis or something 😂

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Chelsea fans really think they’re gonna challenge Arsenal cos they have Alonso 😂 why is Alonso getting so much praise? Sure he went undefeated in Germany but this is England. They scraped past Fulham 3-2 and they’ve got a donkey in goal. Chelsea are not gonna challenge Arsenal 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Arteta's Iconic Shush at Arsenal Match

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Arteta putting Martinelli in the bomb squad is so fucking out of order. Sure, he’s not got a future at Arsenal anymore but he’s served us well enough to have a respectful end, he’s a premier league champion. I know we’re moving on but putting him in the bomb squad is just cruel man

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Gabriel Martinelli: Arsenal vs Man City

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Lucas Coffee Roasters in Whenuapai, Auckland New Zealand. Serious about coffee 🔥

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Manchester United losing to Hull and Tottenham getting dusted 3-0 by Brentford on match day 1 is absolutely fucking incredible stuff 👏 the most insufferable fanbases who just won’t accept that they’re finished 😂 the YouTube content is unlimited and hilarious

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Woman Laughing Hysterically at Phone

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The way rival fans talk about Arsenal now is very different than the last 3/4 years, all the YouTubers, they all seem scared now, actually paying us the compliments 😂 football fans are so fickle.

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just hand us the trophy now. Let’s not waste everyone’s time

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arsenal championship trophy

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Other premier league clubs are signing players that wouldn’t even get on Arsenal’s bench 😂 the depth is crazy

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Coventry, welcome back to the premier league 😂

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Arteta's Iconic Shush at Arsenal Match

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ødegaard has been elite today 👏

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Martin Odegaard on the pitch for Arsenal

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We are so back.

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yo, why are we now interviewing players at half time 😑 they literally have 15 minutes to take a piss, get hydrated and talk tactics with the manager. Why the fuck are we stopping them halfway off the pitch to ask how they’re feeling ? Man the game is fucking so gone

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Gabriel yellow card for first offence is crazy

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Coventry having a fucking nightmare here 😂 Arsenal score again 🔥 2-0 That counter attack was brutal, Declan Rice and Martin Odegaard rushed the entire midfield. This is fucking lovely stuff 👏

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Saka's Iconic Shush Celebration

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Arsenal patient, no danger, Tzolis pressure, Calafiori dropped his shoulder and spun his man, squared to Havertz and it’s passed into the bottom corner Arsenal 1 - 0 Coventry 🔥 lovely stuff

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Arteta starting Skelly amongst the transfer speculation 😂 there’s no way the rumours wasn’t true, he wouldn’t have started otherwise. I think this is a perfect game to get him involved anyway 👏 LETS GO ARSENAL, we’re back, but this time we’re champions 🏆

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Arsenal Arsenal Fc

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’ve just seen a ridiculous fact … there is only ONE manger in the premier league currently, who has won the trophy … it’s Arteta. That’s wild. No other manager has won the premier league as it stands 😂

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Arteta Shushes the Crowd

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Arsenal just dropped another 50 million on Konsa 😂 bro what is my club doing, we’re moving like mad men 🔥 Arsenal about to dominate the Premier League for years to come

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Mikel Arteta's Hair Fix on the Bench

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Ruben Amorim getting sacked by Manchester United then joining AC Milan only to face them in pre season and give them an absolute spanking is just pure cinema 😂 United fans, I know it’s only pre season but come on, that’s gotta hurt a little 😂

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Ruben Amorim's Goal Celebration Clapping

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Are Arsenal really looking at Barcola? Unpopular opinion but he doesn’t get me excited 😑 I mean sure, he’s a good player but we need marquee signings and I just don’t put Barcola in that pool. Kvaratskhelia however IS that player, why aren’t we going in for him? I’d rather Kvaratskhelia than Barcola

Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Listening to Skrillex in the gym, man what a vibe it was back in the day. Dubstep was fucking peak in the 2010s, this generation will never know what we did back then 🔥

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Headbang Lost Lands

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The ONLY reason I want to visit Japan is so I can say “I knew it was overrated” 😂 honestly, white people and their Japan worship is so weird. China absolutely blew me away and i KNOW Japan won’t be able to deliver what China does. I asked ChatGPT to choose too …

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Arsenal’s priority this season should be the Champions League, of course I still want another Premier League but Champions League is now the main goal. Paris have just won the Super Cup yesterday and we want in on that too next time. We need more signings this window, chop chop Arsenal let’s go 👏

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Arsenal Arsenal Trophy

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Callum Novelli @callumnovelli.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

She makes me fucking ill 🤮

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House to lie elsewhere.