Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025my lil look for dilf last week, how is she though 0833 83
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025it's big and pink btw (it's the spot on my chin I won't stop yapping about) 0140 14
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had oomf follow you back 1190 19
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I would like to make an announcement: arm 4972 97
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025giving out stickers that say "good boy" after every hookup like it's a trip to the dentist 2310 31
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025omg I just realised that I'm someone's son, what a coincidence 110 1
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025does anyone wanna be in a throuple, I'm not poly I just think three salaries is better in this economy 511510 115
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025hello from inside the world's thinnest wardrobe mirror 4901 90
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025how could I possibly forget bluesky user goonfag dot bsky dot social 000 0
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025forgot that all the hot bitches are on bluesky 2453 45
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025manchester oomfs, I'll be in your lovely lovely city next week, any recommendations? 090 9
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024sometimes the little spoon is a hefty 6'2 and that's okay 21323 132
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024telling people my dick size in millimeters so it sounds bigger 0210 21
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024another addition to the growing canon of extremely similar gym selfies 31841 184
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I don't believe in bottom jail I believe in a system of community focussed bottom restorative justice 1261 26
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I've seen this week people are taking photos of their genitals and really holding space with that, and feeling power in that 0322 32
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024sure glad it only takes an endless stream of social media likes to substitute the love my parents never gave me 0130 13
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024when the camera app hits me with a "clean your lens for clearer pictures", honestly I shouldn't have to take this level of disrespect from my phone 0140 14
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024how big are you? 189cm 95kg thicc, tall and physically awkward 🙃 31184 118
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024okay I get that my instagram is all baked goods and it's linked in my profile but oh my god the amount of times people message me on grindr to ask about ordering a cake...like honey read the room, you're asking about the wrong kind of cakes 2260 26
