Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025my lil look for dilf last week, how is she though 0833
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025it's big and pink btw (it's the spot on my chin I won't stop yapping about) 0140
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had oomf follow you back 1190
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025giving out stickers that say "good boy" after every hookup like it's a trip to the dentist 2310
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025does anyone wanna be in a throuple, I'm not poly I just think three salaries is better in this economy 511510
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025hello from inside the world's thinnest wardrobe mirror 4901
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025forgot that all the hot bitches are on bluesky 2453
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025manchester oomfs, I'll be in your lovely lovely city next week, any recommendations? 090
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024sometimes the little spoon is a hefty 6'2 and that's okay 21323
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024telling people my dick size in millimeters so it sounds bigger 0210
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024another addition to the growing canon of extremely similar gym selfies 31841
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I don't believe in bottom jail I believe in a system of community focussed bottom restorative justice 1261
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I've seen this week people are taking photos of their genitals and really holding space with that, and feeling power in that 0322
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024sure glad it only takes an endless stream of social media likes to substitute the love my parents never gave me 0130
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024when the camera app hits me with a "clean your lens for clearer pictures", honestly I shouldn't have to take this level of disrespect from my phone 0140
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024how big are you? 189cm 95kg thicc, tall and physically awkward 🙃 31184
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024okay I get that my instagram is all baked goods and it's linked in my profile but oh my god the amount of times people message me on grindr to ask about ordering a cake...like honey read the room, you're asking about the wrong kind of cakes 2260
Reposted by Callum AsplenWuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024No babe I love yours the big accounts scare me 14118487
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024my favourite thought in the insane right wing take canon is that "avocados are woke" 380
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024celebrating movember but this cock cage is really uncomfortable, am I doing it right? 1141
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 16/11/2024my therapist is gonna be so thrilled that I've found another app for comparing myself to every gay dude in the western hemisphere 31267
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 16/11/2024was doing a test for adhd and got distracted half way through and forgot to finish it, the results are inconclusive 1170
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 16/11/2024the year is 2080, every cupboard and drawer in my kitchen has been filled with discarded protein powder scoops- I open the door to leave, I cannot, more scoops 0131
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024guys I dont think I can do this every friday, I'm so dehydrated 0160
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024suuuper hot guy blocked me on grindr while I was in the middle of replying to him because I didn't message back immediately, jokes on him he could have been receiving the most mediocre head of his life right now 0230
Callum Asplen @callumasplen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024biggest benefit so far of moving to bluesky is that I haven't seen a single post of someone flatly announcing if they're circumcised or not 0100
