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Edward Callow

@callow.bsky.social
56 followers 312 following 24 posts

Self-confessed geek desperately trying not to be a millennial. I got reprogrammed by a rogue AI and now I’m totally cray.

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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ah yes, the CDM field.
A sign saying ‘CDM Area” on a fence at the edge of a field in the countryside.
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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well the emergency alert system all seems to be working (and being used) as intended.
GOV.UK emergency alerts page showing one alert, in Welsh.
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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Annoying when you run out of colours, isn’t it?
An email from Apple shows the icons for Keynote, Pages, Numbers and Freeform.
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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Then why bother offering? (IKEA)
The IKEA chat bot asks if I should be connected to a colleague before telling me they’re not available anyway.
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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Can’t wait to see an RA2 vinyl over that temporary sign. @doublearrow64.bsky.social
A temporary running in board on a platform at the Old Old Common HS2 station construction site.
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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Yes, Microsoft. Yes.
A computer warning message saying ‘you have an active summary link accessible to anyone, but can disable it in your form settings’ with the options ‘cancel’ and ‘yes’.
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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Thank goodness for computers.
Calendar software showing the next time everyone requires is available. Midnight until 1am on a Tuesday.
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Edward Callow @callow.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
In France you don’t need parking sensors. You simply reverse until you hear a crunch.
A car which has reversed into a bollard.A car missing it’s rear bumper.
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