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B. Ham

@callmibham.bsky.social

409 followers 171 following 615 posts

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.) Formerly "CallMiBHam" on the 🐦 app

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B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What a pretty little mess.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Damn.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fine ass daddy started chatting me up in the locker room in his draws and walked out in a "Jesus is King" shirt.

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Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'

ALT: Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Same thing happened with Get Out. No horror category so this is the next best thing.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Popstar" has its hooks in me BAD

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026

Good god in Zion

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tell me, is it everything you thought it'd be?

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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

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Barbie: Do You Guys Ever Think About Dying?

ALT: Barbie: Do You Guys Ever Think About Dying?

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everything and everybody is pissing me off.

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Skybots10 @skybots10.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love it whenever comics have Hulk look like Bruce’s stand

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can't multitask and the minute I accept this about myself the better off I'll be.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me this entire Gerard Valkyrie fight.

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Austin Powers Why

ALT: Austin Powers Why

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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

Tove Lo on No One Dies From Love:

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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 26/09/2026

First look at T'Nia Miller as Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Justice for the Visored.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My more mainstream pick is Synch. My left-field pick is Nekra.

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meron thee siren 🧜🏽‍♀️ @meronunfiltered.com · 25/09/2026

yall just be making people up

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Rian Gonzales 🌈 @rianbowart.com · 24/09/2026

Jean Grey Marvel Girl commission I did on Patreon! 💖 I think I will be opening new ones on Patreon late October as soon as I clear my current workload! ☺️💖 I'll do an announcement on Patreon first as always! 💖 Thank you for sticking with me 💖 9" x 12" in gouache, watercolors and bioglitters

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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

and self-misdiagnosis really continues the hyper-stigmatization of many illnesses/disorders and over pathologizing daily life does all of us a disservice overall.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think about that tweet that was like my favorite part of Beyonce's "THIQUE" is when she turns into Tinashe ALL THE TIME

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need to check this out. Hate I missed it in theaters.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Place wanted $60 for gun oil. I'll just become a spit girlie.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My body is a well oiled machine that takes autumn and turns it into depression.

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meron thee siren 🧜🏽‍♀️ @meronunfiltered.com · 23/09/2026

I just need an easy $10M and uninterrupted time to pick up a bunch of new hobbies

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Giving myself grace shouldn't be this hard.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My queen 😍

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The number of folks I've seen defending that shitty Hydrox athlete is blowing my mind.

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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026

now it is

pokémon jonathan majors in a large pageboy cap

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Heh. I actually enjoy strategy-RPGs but have never played a Fire Emblem game.

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Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026

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Rugrats Chucky: I Don't Wanna Be A Big People Anymore

ALT: Rugrats Chucky: I Don't Wanna Be A Big People Anymore

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Replying to people a week later and I need folks to understand this is just gonna be who I am until graduation.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Took a minute but "crank 2" grew on me.

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B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Assassinated is giving C*arlie A LOT.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

School has very much been beating my ass but at least we made it to the gym yesterday.

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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

She's so fine it don't make no sense!

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Had a student blowing my inbox up about a position in interviewing for and then ghosted me for the actual interview. 😒

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm gonna have to sell my body to get a Switch 2 now, huh? 😮‍💨

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hate this lmaoooo

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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 09/09/2026

First look at the 35th anniversary logo for KIRBY.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My son is getting an open would game.

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Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office

ALT: Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Miss Delicious has me firmly by the throat. 😮‍💨

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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Debt is a weapon of mass destruction.

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

...that reminds me I need to listen to the new FLO.

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I think Songs for You is my favorite Tinashe era. I revisit it the most often.

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BIG MAMA @d0wj0nes.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 15/08/2026

Adam Driver as Sinister? I can see it.

adam driver saying "every day I wake up and want to clone a summers. But my cape is in the laundry" as he punches a wall. Then last frame he's crying

B. Ham @callmibham.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I want to go to one of those gyms that let's you workout shirtless just for the vibes and eye candy. I will remain covered.

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Our Man Tho 🇻🇮 🇵🇷 @hitdogsholler.com · 12/08/2026

I think they misunderstood. Yes, I don't want to share, but I also didn't want smaller sizes. TF??