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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli

@callmezoe.com
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It's your favorite geek goddess! I am trans, pagan, solo polyamorous, pansexual. AuDHD. Trauma. Did therapy and the homework and grew. I like tech, self-hosting, cooking for others, sex. Kindness is an investment that pays dividends in changing the world.

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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 12m
Very fair have good sleep eventually 💜
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 26m
You could be flirting with me instead!
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 43m
I love how many people I encounter who do this every Fall. I also watch Gillmore Girls sometime around now.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 1h
Hehe for you sure where am I driving
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 1h
Kinda miss holding tits that aren't attached to me. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe Friday.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 9h
Yes. This pleases me.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 9h
Imagine saying redcoats like you still attend revolutionary war reenactments
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 23h
Home after my shift and reheating the leftover biscuit from breakfast. Gonna try to unwind, sleep, and try again tomorrow for being who I wanna be and am proud of.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 23h
Hehe sure. DM me to logistic that up when you have energy and time.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 30/09/2026
Oh, I guess that's a meme, not a real interest to socialize. Sorry.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 30/09/2026
I am on mountain time, when / what are you thinking for Thursday? I am amenable.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 30/09/2026
That sounds scandalous and I'm in.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 30/09/2026
Stressed and tired. I would like the universe to send me understanding from others and wisdom for myself to be a good person and friend and girlfriend and casual dating partner too.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 29/09/2026
What does the obstructed part say?
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 29/09/2026
It's a struggle
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You're Just So Beautiful, It's Distracting
Alt: You're Just So Beautiful, It's Distracting, nerd says to gorgeous babe off screen probably
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 29/09/2026
My charm person spell like ability sometimes takes bystanders as collateral damage. Right now I'm aiming to make them blush. 💋
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 29/09/2026
Kinda wanna see what disrespectfully might look like
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 29/09/2026
Listen. I don't know if your sugar knows this or not, but I am a hot trans girl and I agree.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 29/09/2026
Hey
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 28/09/2026
Ma'am I'd ask you not to point that thing at me unless you intend to use it.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 28/09/2026
I can get behind this prayer
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 27/09/2026
One of my residents passed away Thursday while I was off work for my weekend days. It was rough to learn returning last night but there was a really undemanding shift so I managed my way through it not super grieving the guy I didn't know well but today I am taking off to care for myself.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 27/09/2026
I need someone to come lay on top of me and crush me a little, preferably naked but to your comfort level. I will be naked.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 26/09/2026
I'll be in my bunk.gif
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 26/09/2026
He says while what many people are starving for is literal food, followed by a whole laundry list of basic human survival needs. We formed villages and started cooperatively living together as humans because it meant better survival. Now we're all in it together and told to be self-sufficient 🙃
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 26/09/2026
Or let's be honest, equally possible it's Peter Quill.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 26/09/2026
He was very distraught at the gathering at the end in Endgame. Maybe he teams up with Mephisto and a resurrected Wanda to search for Tony and bring him back but *dramatic music* something goes horribly wrong, probably caused by Peter Parker.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
But also it was a mini countryman and I have to assume "the cargo interior is starting to crumple there" [squints eyes, literally nothing] isn't cheap.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
and I did not even see or feel it. No damage, no injuries; he didn't call the cops and we got out of the way and I gave him my insurance information. They sent me a text this morning with a stupid link to fill out information about the incident. Fucking hope this is so minor it doesn't go up much.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
Also yesterday after our date I was on the way to T4T Community Night and the bumpe4 of my car and the one in front of me had a love tap. We were stuck in long waits at the light because of FanX and I had my foot on the brake waiting but apparently not enough. Car rolled forward as I was distracted
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
P is what I am calling friend with crush. We've got interest mutually in continuing to see each other and going ahead and having the important conversations around sex cuz fae is clearly interested in that lol
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
There was smooches and very pg touching
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 23/09/2026
My poor sweet girl. Please take care of yourself and if there's a way you want me to show up for you right now please let me know. 🫂😘
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 23/09/2026
Fuuuuuuck american healthcare
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 23/09/2026
I'm a slut with a heart of gold
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 23/09/2026
We're going on a date Thursday! 😍🥰
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 22/09/2026
Watching Iron Man from the start of the MCU with my coworker to pass the time. I completely forgot Tony Stark makes an off-hand transphobic joke at Rhodey's expense in front of the cadets he's addressing in a hangar when Tony drops in. He jokes Rhodey "mistook" a woman. "What was his name? Ivan?"
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 21/09/2026
A friend revealed faer crush on me tonight over Messenger and I am v happy about it. I'm also a little heart eyes about being told sweetly by a cutie fae has a crush 😍
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
OH FUCK YES WE'RE ALL AUTUMNAL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BELIEVE SHIT'S GETTING SWEATER WEATHER AS FUCK LOOK WE DID NOT CHOOSE THE GOURD LIFE THE GOURD LIFE CHOSE US NOW GET FUCKING COZY OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Two mums, two gourds, all motherfuckin' autumnal
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
YEAH AND YOU BEST BELIEVE WE GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING MUMS TO GO ALONG WITH THAT GOURD DO YOU THINK WE'RE FUCKING TOURISTS WITH THIS SHIT, NO SON WE'VE GOT ALL THIS FUCKING WIRED
Some primo mum action, they fucking SLAY, y'all
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
FUCK YES IT'S A GODDAMN DECORATIVE GOURD MOTHERFUCKERS
A lozenge-shaped pumpkin, ready to decorate the ever-living FUCK out of our front yard
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
The liberal notion of acquiescing to reduced-to-removed rights by fascists so everybody else can I guess defeat fascism with the power of the ballot betrays their perception of us: that our identities and sexes and genders and lives and loves are a choice and that we have been humored long enough
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 20/09/2026
There's one there waiting in line now
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 20/09/2026
Jadzia Dax because I too am an ancient being in the body of a hot young woman.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 20/09/2026
Working the least loved unit among coworkers who don't wanna cover shifts here. I'm not doing their horrible 3 hour med pass, so mostly I'm a warm body with keys tonight. Love this absolute 8 hour shift of hanging out and vibes for me
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 19/09/2026
Love having a sex life at this place in my life. And romance, but that wasn't in as short a supply as enjoyable sex.
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 17/09/2026
Hunter B-15 yes please
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 17/09/2026
You're better than you think right now
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Zöe's Undead Brothel & Deli @callmezoe.com · 17/09/2026
I am a space cadet to kick off my weekend. I made my usual breakfast for 4th meal. Watching Supergirl (CW Arrowverse show) and Melissa Benoist is so fucking cute but Chyler Leigh as Alex always makes me 🥵
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