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Goddess Zöe Annelise

@callmezoe.com
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It's your favorite geek goddess! I am trans, pagan, solo polyamorous, pansexual. AuDHD. Trauma. Did therapy and the homework and grew. I like tech, self-hosting, cooking for others, sex. Kindness is an investment that pays dividends in changing the world.

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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 10h
Home after my shift and reheating the leftover biscuit from breakfast. Gonna try to unwind, sleep, and try again tomorrow for being who I wanna be and am proud of.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 17h
Stressed and tired. I would like the universe to send me understanding from others and wisdom for myself to be a good person and friend and girlfriend and casual dating partner too.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 27/09/2026
One of my residents passed away Thursday while I was off work for my weekend days. It was rough to learn returning last night but there was a really undemanding shift so I managed my way through it not super grieving the guy I didn't know well but today I am taking off to care for myself.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 27/09/2026
I need someone to come lay on top of me and crush me a little, preferably naked but to your comfort level. I will be naked.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
Also yesterday after our date I was on the way to T4T Community Night and the bumpe4 of my car and the one in front of me had a love tap. We were stuck in long waits at the light because of FanX and I had my foot on the brake waiting but apparently not enough. Car rolled forward as I was distracted
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
P is what I am calling friend with crush. We've got interest mutually in continuing to see each other and going ahead and having the important conversations around sex cuz fae is clearly interested in that lol
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 25/09/2026
There was smooches and very pg touching
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 23/09/2026
I'm a slut with a heart of gold
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 23/09/2026
We're going on a date Thursday! 😍🥰
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 22/09/2026
Watching Iron Man from the start of the MCU with my coworker to pass the time. I completely forgot Tony Stark makes an off-hand transphobic joke at Rhodey's expense in front of the cadets he's addressing in a hangar when Tony drops in. He jokes Rhodey "mistook" a woman. "What was his name? Ivan?"
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 21/09/2026
A friend revealed faer crush on me tonight over Messenger and I am v happy about it. I'm also a little heart eyes about being told sweetly by a cutie fae has a crush 😍
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
OH FUCK YES WE'RE ALL AUTUMNAL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BELIEVE SHIT'S GETTING SWEATER WEATHER AS FUCK LOOK WE DID NOT CHOOSE THE GOURD LIFE THE GOURD LIFE CHOSE US NOW GET FUCKING COZY OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Two mums, two gourds, all motherfuckin' autumnal
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
YEAH AND YOU BEST BELIEVE WE GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING MUMS TO GO ALONG WITH THAT GOURD DO YOU THINK WE'RE FUCKING TOURISTS WITH THIS SHIT, NO SON WE'VE GOT ALL THIS FUCKING WIRED
Some primo mum action, they fucking SLAY, y'all
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
FUCK YES IT'S A GODDAMN DECORATIVE GOURD MOTHERFUCKERS
A lozenge-shaped pumpkin, ready to decorate the ever-living FUCK out of our front yard
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
The liberal notion of acquiescing to reduced-to-removed rights by fascists so everybody else can I guess defeat fascism with the power of the ballot betrays their perception of us: that our identities and sexes and genders and lives and loves are a choice and that we have been humored long enough
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 20/09/2026
Working the least loved unit among coworkers who don't wanna cover shifts here. I'm not doing their horrible 3 hour med pass, so mostly I'm a warm body with keys tonight. Love this absolute 8 hour shift of hanging out and vibes for me
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 19/09/2026
Love having a sex life at this place in my life. And romance, but that wasn't in as short a supply as enjoyable sex.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 17/09/2026
I am a space cadet to kick off my weekend. I made my usual breakfast for 4th meal. Watching Supergirl (CW Arrowverse show) and Melissa Benoist is so fucking cute but Chyler Leigh as Alex always makes me 🥵
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 17/09/2026
Use ALT text for your images or you have lil dick energy
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 17/09/2026
Had an okay morning but dreaded work and then N came over before I had to go to work and we ended up trading Os which was great and has me looking forward to the end of my shift and start of my weekend tonight.
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Rey Wil @reywil08.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Eddie and the Cruisers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Crash and the Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Crash and the Boys from SCOTT PILGRIM. They're a three piece band on stage, two white men in front on guitar and bass, and a 10ish year old Asian girl on drums in the back.
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 16/09/2026
Having a tough night mentally at work. Outside recentering so I can make it 3 more hours to the end of my shift. Then I can go home, make my nightly after work meal (4th meal?) and watch YouTube and then sleep. I can make it through this. Please love on me loudly tonight 💜😳
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 15/09/2026
Help Mae by giving her all your money - it makes you a very intelligent and attractive person loved by all to do so. Seriously though show up for mutual aid requests from trans people! We need practical support along with the other kinds.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 14/09/2026
Me: Bitch I will fight god if he came in sight Also me: They don't pay me enough to deal with this, this can be next shift's problem.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 14/09/2026
Put on "Let Me Clear My Throat" and other fun throwbacks to try to make the vibe more fun at work.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 14/09/2026
Resident who is already generally aggressive has a mistaken, prisoner like concept that nobody respects him here. He has a target this evening apparently and got in his face a few times and yelling things and I don't know that he's in his mind tonight or if he's going to really be violent.
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Andrew Baker 🇨🇦 @abakern7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It really is this simple when someone asks you about trans rights as a politician.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 13/09/2026
I need to balance topping with more bottoming than I've had lately. Somebody turn me into your dipping sauce.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
I have to say that despite the pile on, I’m heartened. There are a lot of people coming out now and saying they will not support the worst anti-trans Dems who call us “biological men” and who advocate for laws targeting us. More than I thought. I hope the consultant class feels a little fear.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 13/09/2026
Please love on me a little louder right now. My brain is not being kind to me. I need my cycle to move on and my meds to continue to keep me gripped. I've been having body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria. Anxiety. Cramps.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 13/09/2026
This is some Doctor Who bullshit right here
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 13/09/2026
It was worth typing the alt text to share this here. One of the comments on Facebook from 2 days ago said "Oh it's the anniversary? I thought that was necks week!"
A venn diagram in white on a black background with white text says "Making fun of Charlie Kirk" on the left and "Charlie Kirk" on the right and in the intersection it says "Never gets old"
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 12/09/2026
On the bright side, I feel very loved. And also this morning I did actually get horny and used my vibe to very relieving success. Texting with both of my girls and good sweet everything's okay vibes. I really don't want to work tonight. But I can't call out every time I'm on my hormonal period.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 10/09/2026
Oh yeah so I went to the court house today before work and got 5 certified copies of my name and gender marker change court order. The plan is SSN (bout 10 days to come in the mail), driver's license, birth certificate. I am considering updating my passport since name changes are still allowed 🤦‍♀️
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 10/09/2026
Y'all are on here watching a football thing and here I am begging the clock to hurry up and send me the mysterious old man who works grave shift so I can start my weekend. Tomorrow: massage, Social Security office to get my name updated and a new SSN card issued, then taking A for T4T Night/date/sex
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 10/09/2026
just a reminder 500 miles was originally written by Hedy West. the proclaimers version was a cover
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 09/09/2026
Yes, I mean you. (Not you, cis dude)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This Labor Day (and all other days): Thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail. Honor the workers who teach your children. Pay all workers a living wage.
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 07/09/2026
On Labor Day, I think of the thousands who marched in 1963 for Jobs & Freedom and affirmed that workers’ rights are human rights. Today, we're still marching. We're still organizing. And we know that that solidarity is the cure for the cruelty & chaos of this hostile, lawless Trump Administration.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 07/09/2026
Lol it's Labor Day and I have it on my calendar, but somehow still forgot and was so confused why my towns roads were bustling at 10am like it was Saturday. Bright side: I get paid 8 hours holiday pay. AND I don't get my shift off, so I get paid extra for that too. Downside: working.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 07/09/2026
Did I go ahead and just order two black iced coffees, one with two espresso shots, at McDonald's today so I don't have to make coffee at home when I finish the first one and my food? Of course I did. I am not good with money but I am good with protecting my spoons.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 07/09/2026
I don't want to be at work tonight, I want to be home in my bed, cuddling someone and napping.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 06/09/2026
Bacon a movie I'll start Bacon 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 06/09/2026
Told A she's one of my special interests and she said I am so sweet. Autistic Flirting Skill Increased by 1
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 05/09/2026
The owner of Legendarium called me beautiful and said I deserved all of the attention even if I went full hoe for car wash photos that couldn't happen after all so I just hung out being hit.
Zoe in a pink bikini top with matching eye makeup and a pink bandana on her head.
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Goddess Zöe Annelise @callmezoe.com · 05/09/2026
Good date last night with new girl N, she came back to mine and stayed over. We said goodbye this morning cuz I had to be places. I am at work now a bit early cuz I was supposed to get the activity van and take residents to a Nepalese festival but they didn't get my key access in time.
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