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Marcus ✨

@callmemarcus.bsky.social
1.2K followers 370 following 1.4K posts

Class-conscious thirst trapper 34 | Married 👬🏻 | 🎮 | Tolkien Wanna help me get bigger? throne.com/marcusmaximus

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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot AF 🔥 who's the lucky boy? 🤔
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😆 It's so soft and dries so quickly! Everyone should get one 😉
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm going on vacation tomorrow, and following bloomf's lead, deleting this app. Please respect my decision to temporarily deprive you of my unsolicited thirst traps
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is the towel Saturday a thing? Cause I like my hammam towel and I think you should check it out 😉
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't stop shaking my head today = I'm in a great mood 🤩
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The gym has multiple cable machines and one of them is a US made that has both lbs/kg. I'm pretty sure they fucked up the conversion because I always struggle on this machine 😑
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me every time you post 💁🏻‍♂️
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think there will be a competition 😜
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm speaking on behalf of everyone here: yes 💯🔥
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn 🔥 I agree 🤤
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely 💯
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're dangerous 😂
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You look amazing! Don't let the inner demons get the best of you 💪🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm a fighter and not a quitter!! 😶‍🌫️
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I miss this woman 😆
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You look great, mate. What else do you want? 💁🏻‍♂️
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm in a 2.5h-long workshop that started at 6PM and as one can tell i'm in a great mood
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Dean Winchester's Sassy Eye Roll
ALT: Dean Winchester's Sassy Eye Roll
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎉🎉 I might send a screenshot to my teenage cousin who's refusing to get one.. fucking teenagers 🫥
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With every other top posting their bums on this hump day, maybe I should give it a shot lol
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've been summoned!
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have! We've been waiting for you to come back 🥲
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a great game
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously 👆🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coming from you! I'm touched 🥲
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congrats 🎉👏🏻 fingers crossed for a better one 🤞🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vacation? 😁
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmm, I've not seen the movies for a while, but isn't Elrond's section before Gollum's? 🤔
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, might need to zoom 🙃
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's only for the good boys 😉
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was looking for a photo of the statue of David, but apparently “statue” is a perfectly reasonable category for some of my photos. Who am I to disagree? 💁🏻‍♂️
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no butt and I want a bigger one, but even watching the glutemaxxing guy's routine scares me 😔 some of you are so lucky 🫠
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a fan of the gooning face but "your dad's fleshlight" is such a great handle 👏🏻👏🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to smut and wearing jockstraps for leg day 🦵🏻 this is going to be a testosterone heavy session 🫦
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is amazing 🤣 is this the start of how I met your father?
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I blame you for this 😆
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm blushing
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Blushing Soft Girl
ALT: Blushing Soft Girl
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning mate. I'm digging this new profile photo 👏🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
time well spent
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you regret any of the tatts? 🧐 I think if I had a tattoo 16 years ago, I'd have picked something I wouldn't want right now, but that's just me 🤷🏻‍♂️ I'm thinking inner forearm because I want to see them
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oo i see that octopus has 9 legs 😜 Very cool! Which was the first one? How did you decide on which part of your body you wanted? I'm going totally opposite to yours, very minimalistic, just a few simple lines 🙃
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more for the wank bank
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
highlight of the weekend: playing pétanque with the group when I notice them staring at me Me: What? 🧐 Them: We’re just lusting over you
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need a full rundown of all the tatts 🧐 I just booked for my first tattoo, kinda excited
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
..and thighs 🤪
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mmh 🤤🤤
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The bites aren't a risk, just a major ballache..fucking mozzies have a thing for me
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Survived the weekend with only 4 mozzie bites 🤩
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haha I think I prefer this look 😆
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lolz 😆
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are those chili peppers? 🧐
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