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Marcus ✨

@callmemarcus.bsky.social
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Class-conscious thirst trapper 34 | Married 👬🏻 | 🎮 | Tolkien Wanna help me get bigger? throne.com/marcusmaximus

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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 13h
Is the towel Saturday a thing? Cause I like my hammam towel and I think you should check it out 😉
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 19h
I can't stop shaking my head today = I'm in a great mood 🤩
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 19h
The gym has multiple cable machines and one of them is a US made that has both lbs/kg. I'm pretty sure they fucked up the conversion because I always struggle on this machine 😑
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm in a 2.5h-long workshop that started at 6PM and as one can tell i'm in a great mood
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Dean Winchester's Sassy Eye Roll
ALT: Dean Winchester's Sassy Eye Roll
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With every other top posting their bums on this hump day, maybe I should give it a shot lol
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was looking for a photo of the statue of David, but apparently “statue” is a perfectly reasonable category for some of my photos. Who am I to disagree? 💁🏻‍♂️
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to smut and wearing jockstraps for leg day 🦵🏻 this is going to be a testosterone heavy session 🫦
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
time well spent
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
highlight of the weekend: playing pétanque with the group when I notice them staring at me Me: What? 🧐 Them: We’re just lusting over you
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Survived the weekend with only 4 mozzie bites 🤩
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me opening BSKY in front of my friends last night 😶‍🌫️
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's one of my best mate’s birthday this weekend, so I’ll be eating, drinking and making several questionable decisions. As one does 👉🏻💁🏻‍♂️👈🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this has become a BSKY reality
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 9 games #My9Games OK some of them are really "the games that shaped who I am" but some others are just my faves and go back to..so.. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💪🏻 my attempt in imitating emojis. after all it's still #biceptember
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My PT always says "the best workout is the one you hate doing, but feel great after" and I feel 💯 We're absolutely back, boys 🎉
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. It's the #Hobbit day and I'm reading one of my favourite chapters in the whole legendarium
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just noticed how horrendously uncoordinated my gym outfit is today 🫠
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love a push day but I'm so fucking distracted today. I didn't realize I had two different dumbbells until the 4th set (•)(.)
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
after an unreasonable amount of deliberation, I have selected this one:
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I wasn't this indecisive, I'd be sharing more photos here
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Timothee Chalamet's Indecisive Interview
ALT: Timothee Chalamet's Indecisive Interview
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna stop whining about this injury, because I was showered with compliments yesterday and I'm still on a praise high 💪🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when i'm being all sexy, slutty and sloppy with oomf in DMs and he ghosts me
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I literally couldn't decide which one to post smh..
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me taking shirtless selfies in the corner while the bodybuilder gym bros are casually taking photos in their boxers
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need to take some life altering decisions in 3..2..1.. so, of course.. At least it's Friday. G'morning skyline
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeah I take that 😏 #brick
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i gymmed and now need to take care of something
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yesterday I didn't work out, didn't even go for a walk because of the rain, and then ordered a pizza. Oh yes, I'm making the most out of this injury 🫣
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Missing semen
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me right now 🙃
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think more of you should send me photos like this 👇🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
since I'm not allowed to lift weights, I went to the gym to do some shitty leg exercises 🥲 There are advantages though. I made my husband carry the groceries.
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Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer) Smiling & Clapping
ALT: Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer) Smiling & Clapping
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I finally finished watching the first season of X-Men '97 and I still have no idea who it's for. The writing feels very average, some lines are cringey AF, but then some of the themes are definitely not for children
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got my dick sucked early in the morning. It's going to be a great weekend 🧘🏻‍♂️ morning skyline
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
man, I'm sooo happy it's Friday. Can't wait for the weekend. G'morning y'all
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i'm so in the mood for being tied up and used as a pole
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also I told this to a friend of mine, his response was "Clearly your chat is boring"
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Sad Pikachu
ALT: Sad Pikachu
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my favourite types of engagement on this platform: someone DMs me → I answer → they disappear 🫥 Clearly I have the ability to commune with ghosts
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Sam Darnold Jets: Casper Ghost Meme
ALT: Sam Darnold Jets: Casper Ghost Meme
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This pain is 100% back, wish me luck while I cry 😭
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'd like to know who saved this photo 🧐 just have a few questions
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Doing my part for #Biceptember
Just me flexing 💪🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did I sniff my briefs after this workout? Obviously 🤷🏻‍♂️ Did it turn me on? You know the answer 😉
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
who wants to be squeezed?
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Back to my usual grind 💪🏻 It was actually nice to skip the gym for a week but I also weirdly missed it 🥲
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
me every time we're having drinks
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm really enjoying all the gay porn stars reacting to Timothy Champagne saying it's difficult being straight while doing gay porn because apparently "it's kinda like manual labour"
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do you guys also lately get some new followers who follow thousands of accounts? The other day someone followed me who's been following 72K accounts.
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I will be gymmaxxing after this 🤞🏻
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Marcus ✨ @callmemarcus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I injured my shoulder 😓 I take any offerings of mindfulness and meditations, thank you 🫶🏻
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep: Holy Mother of God
ALT: Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep: Holy Mother of God
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