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@callmem.bsky.social
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NSFW, born in '85, shit poster, lewd poster, kink and bdsm friendly. Scatterbrained AF, taken,

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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In other news my pencil case has pissed off 3 (so far) people on my course, can't wait until they find out that's one of my more "moderate" views 😂
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's 4pm, I'm craving elotes and trying to narrow down my halloween nails from literally 100s of my saved pins
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I Can't Make Big Decisions Under Pressure, Alexis
ALT: I Can't Make Big Decisions Under Pressure, Alexis
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have had weeks of feeling completely knackered and in pain, but woke up today feeling at about 90% there. I have about half a dozen spicy audios to listen to which means toys are on charge ready to put in a full shift 😂
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
CW: dildo My mouth needs occupying immediately otherwise I might just have to throw a tantrum
Woman with open mouth, tongue resting on the end of a dildo
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just had my annual cancer check up and I'm still at "No Evidence of Disease" 🎉 Fucking get in
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Ric Flair's Iconic 'Wooo!' Moment
ALT: Ric Flair's Iconic 'Wooo!' Moment
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ugh, I don't want to go to work today
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Sleeping Cat Turns to Look
ALT: Sleeping Cat Turns to Look
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pep @aonaxran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"oh you poor thing" (mock concern, condescending & flirting)
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Had a rough week, pain flare up all week and insomnia is back. But I made myself get up extra early today to get my nails done to make me feel better, ended up having a shit experience, over charged and they look like crap. So now I'm tired, in pain and pissed off
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Mikakunin De Shinkoukei: Fed Up Sleep
ALT: Mikakunin De Shinkoukei: Fed Up Sleep
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xloutlines.bsky.social @xloutlines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I can't lie my interest is piqued
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I could really, really eat some tacos rn
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#AlexAsks I think red looks pretty good on me 🤷‍♀️
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today I discovered I am altogether too old for a 3 hour film 😫
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I AM FERAL I just need to suck on your fingers whilst I grind on your thigh
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Ella 👻 @ella90.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I want to be your fuck toy for the weekend. Let you use me as you wish. Kiss me, bite me, slap me, spank me, mark me. Fill me with your cum, all my holes are yours. I want to please you, your friends and everyone you'll choose for me. I'll make you proud. Don't you want the same? #nsfwthoughts
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As some who's job is also email, 99% of my frustration would be reduced if people just FUCKING read the emails
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James Bonnet @aggravatingread.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*hand over your mouth, fingers inside you* Fuck, you need this so badly. You’re desperate for someone to use your body, aren’t you? You’re almost there, Beautiful, beg me to get you for another orgasm.
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hey, so, sorry to interrupt your day, but do you think that maybe you could tie me to the bed, and use lots of toys on me to make me cum so much we both of lose count, all while calling me pathetic and needy but also telling me how pretty and empty headed I look?
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
After a day of my brain being stupid and mean I spent the evening reshaping them myself See you again in another 6-8 months for the same cycle
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Jarl @jarlva.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don't know what happened but my feed is full of tummy's and I fucking love it
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Buying you a clone-a-willy as a gift knowing full well you'll use it to dp me
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Also ignore the fact that I've got 53 pages on the go, it was 99 so I'm doing just fine 🤨
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Aaaahhhh, I need
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Bianca Nero 💋 @biancanero.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Demons are meant to be a thing of nightmares, but hers visits her in her dreams, his voice dark and rich, and full of possessive lust as he takes her to places she's sure no mortal man could. She wakes wet and breathless and reaches for her phone. "I dreamt of you again last night" #sveros #BNOC
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yes I want you to be dominant, mean and condescending at times, but I need yearning too. I need you to be desperate to taste me, driven insane by the desire to feel me wrapped around you.
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#AlexAsks for reading time A great way to slow down my brain for the evening
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Felt sad, had a cry. Gave myself a leg shaking orgasm that made me cry. Spent money I don't have, guess what? That also made me cry I'm going to blame all of this on the planets or something
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Am I watching the football you ask? Absolutely fucking not. I have anger issues, anxiety and heart palpitations at the best of times, I am not about to add to that. I am, however, eating beans on toast in the vain hope that somehow gets us the win
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In the mood to bury my head in between a beautiful pair of thighs
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy Hump Day my lovelies Couldn't decide if b&w or colour was best so can have both
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
#AlexAsks for submission, so here I am.on my knees awaiting the whip
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James Bonnet @aggravatingread.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You look so fucking hot on your back... Eyes rolling back into your head in the pleasure... Trying to desperate to please me... and my three friends...
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
God I need this
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wouldn't it be funny if you filmed me on my knees begging for you to fuck my throat?
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sitting here drinking my matcha thinking about soaking your fingers while we make out
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Justine @ladycosmos96.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just want to trace every vein with my tongue while your fingers are in my hair, is that so much to ask?
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's far too hot again, luckily I have pretty nails to take my mind off it
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I may be a feminist but that shouldn't mean I have to set up my new printer
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Disapproving Monkey's Funny Reaction
ALT: Disapproving Monkey's Funny Reaction
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Decided that changing my eyebrow shape will magically fix my life so now I just have to get through the "Gallagher brothers" stage 😭
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Liam Gallagher & Oasis: Iconic Black & White Performance
ALT: Liam Gallagher & Oasis: Iconic Black & White Performance
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've been out people-ing all afternoon. I need a long soak in the bath, several cups of tea and let my brain decompress with some crappy tv or gaming time
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"That's it little bird, you know how much I love it when you sing for me" 🫠🫠🫠
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me - I do not have a religious/priest kink Also me - 🧎‍♀️
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Might venture out this weekend and get my nails done, it's been forever since I had pretty nails 💅
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A lunch hour well spent Now for coffee and more emails
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I've had the worst migraine for the past two days, now it's gone I feel extra needy and so very subby, my brain is completely submerged in DDlg thoughts It's gonna be a long day
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I dont suppose you could just put it in my mouth so I can feel you get hard and fill my throat?
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Call me M @callmem.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Treated myself to a couple of new toys, hopefully they'll be here this weekend
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