Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m tired of pretending redstone didn’t ruin minecraft 5201
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Two sentence horror: I went to sleep on my bed. My bed full of knives. 9563
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with — Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman 1361
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I was mostly opening this app for a while to check on Toby Fox’s page for deltarune info, but since ch 3 & 4 came out I’ve checked here way less 0190
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 07/09/2025How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well? 17330
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune 5764
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees 3481
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING 4320
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 12/03/2025haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture 4520
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line 3491
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc. 5770
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games 4744
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play. 3762
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey 4713
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 19/01/2025of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they? 2561
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously 3602
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school 6541
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 07/01/2025When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body 91082
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025*looking at one-armed man* Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone 3663
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them 6551
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I wouldn’t want to stay in a hostel i’d rather stay in a friendly 6745
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I can’t be “astounded by the girth” of anything. Because of gay. Because of penis 4543
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Wow! You are talented. But Grok could make this too 9570
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But legitimately I think it is strange how we’ve just been told our entire lives that the earth is a sphere yet the only evidence is the photographs 8480
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024If you have a tattoo then i assume you kill people. That’s just the way it is, i don’t make the rules 9871
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024idk about that. Maybe Mage of Wisdom? Perhaps Sage of the Dark Arts? 170
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024“Nothing could ever ruin this day” he thought. Then the Nazis showed up. 7875
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Water is so gross i literally gag when i try to drink it. I can only drink Prime or melted feastables 172368
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 12/11/2024“Please use tone indicators” bitch wtf you think the emojis are for 🧌 1021611
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 08/11/2024a panda could never learn kung fu. Doesn’t make any sense 6916
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 07/11/2024i can’t contain it any more. I’m going to go google boobs on the family computer 6792
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 29/10/2024I don’t want AI, I want a team of VFX artists at the top of their game to be paid dimes to rush through and make something that sort of looks like me to then be combined with old archived audio of me speaking 240
