Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m tired of pretending redstone didn’t ruin minecraft 5201
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Two sentence horror: I went to sleep on my bed. My bed full of knives. 9563
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with — Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman 1361
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 07/09/2025How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well? 17330
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune 5764
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees 3481
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING 4320
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 12/03/2025haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture 4520
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line 3491
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc. 5770
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games 4744
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play. 3762
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey 4713
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 19/01/2025of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they? 2561
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously 3602
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school 6541
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 07/01/2025When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body 91082
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025*looking at one-armed man* Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone 3663
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them 6551
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I wouldn’t want to stay in a hostel i’d rather stay in a friendly 6745
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I can’t be “astounded by the girth” of anything. Because of gay. Because of penis 4543
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Wow! You are talented. But Grok could make this too 9570
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024But legitimately I think it is strange how we’ve just been told our entire lives that the earth is a sphere yet the only evidence is the photographs 8480
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024If you have a tattoo then i assume you kill people. That’s just the way it is, i don’t make the rules 9871
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024“Nothing could ever ruin this day” he thought. Then the Nazis showed up. 7875
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Water is so gross i literally gag when i try to drink it. I can only drink Prime or melted feastables 172368
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 12/11/2024“Please use tone indicators” bitch wtf you think the emojis are for 🧌 1021611
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 08/11/2024a panda could never learn kung fu. Doesn’t make any sense 6916
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 07/11/2024i can’t contain it any more. I’m going to go google boobs on the family computer 6792
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 29/10/2024oh what i would do to be digitally recreated using the power of uncanny valley cgi upon my death 4523
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Just found about “wiping” and I gotta say: Genuinely changed my life 8997
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Here’s a little something i made a while back. This one’s for the artists coming over to Bluesky! #art #illustration #commissions 11691
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 18/10/2024to all my new Bluers, be sure to reblue all my blues. THANKS! 15655
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 18/10/2024And they just have these OUT ON THE STREET? LMAOOOO 4563
Carson @callmecarson.bsky.social · 18/10/2024The funny thing is cars run on fuel but carson run on legs 😂 welcome to bluesky motherfuckers! 111505
