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Callie Petch

@calliepetch.bsky.social
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Occasional critic, human disaster, naïve progressive. Words: Soundsphere Magazine, Little White Lies, The Singles Jukebox, Stereogum, and my own place. (They/them.)

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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 5h
No, she's clearly angling for the Xenia Onatopp equivalent. Always gotta hog the most fun roles of her pitches for herself, tut tut.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 12h
You were this close to pulling a Kelly Clarkson, so I admire your restraint.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 16h
Very satisfied by the first ep of the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 batch. Host segments were a little stiff, but the riffing was excellent. A reminder that Mike, Kevin & Bill will always be my guys.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 18h
Nothing is more effective at radicalising people who otherwise support the BBC in principle (like myself) against it than the BBC's own actions.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 18h
How about "fuck the fuck off?"
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 21h
"Laura"'s statement is incredibly written. The last two paragraphs in particular need blasting directly into the eyes of all men until they truly get it.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Also I’m not gonna let the linguistic point go: the BBC, the courts, and now the NHS all refer to trans people using slurs as a matter of official policy. That’s where Britain is at now.
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Prince Charles Cinema @princecharlescinema.com · 15/10/2026
The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Finally watched SNL UK. Been a rough 12-ish months thanks to his film choices but Danny Dyer stocks are going back to the moon, baby!
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Now I'm just imaging a Hitchcock-style suspense sequence involving an exploding vape hidden in somebody's bag. British spy filmmakers, you can have that one for free.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm not entirely against vape pens, much as they absolutely fucking stink with some rancid flavours. I do think, however, that places where smoking has been banned shouldn't allow vaping either. This is my one NIMBY position. Everyone's allowed one, this is mine.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You got this, man. And we're all here to pick up the slack for you if can't.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Maybe that should be a sign that the vape pens should be left at fucking home.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also, Boots Riley already did the whole "capitalism will co-opt any remotely biting satire into its most sanded down version to keep you docile as it fucks the world" thing better and without the smug know-it-all-ness in like 5 minutes of Sorry to Bother You. #Digger #FilmSky
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
...I didn't hate it. It's not good, it's certainly not funny, it's deeply fucking pretentious and smug and thinks its viewers are idiots, and Riz Ahmed's the only one who strikes the right tone in his performance... But I didn't hate it. #Digger #FilmSky
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is how I find out you've got an AO3 account, isn't it?
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#NowWatching Digger.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If somebody told me that this was actually a psyop designed to discredit the entire idea of revolutions, first by making them seem inherently bad & fruitless then making them look boring as shit, I'd believe them. #TheUprising #FilmSky
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#NowWatching The Uprising.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A black comedy with as much insight as it has provocation. Really, really great fun. #BadApples #FilmSky
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#NowWatching Bad Apples.
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Bat Krown 🦇🎃 @katbrownwrites.com · 13/10/2026
The irony that the BBC blurred out the Protect the Dolls slogan on a Strictly contestant’s tshirt for their social accounts as “political” but will happily dedicate a two-part doc to the woman who uses her billions to fund lawsuits to persecute transgender people www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
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Two-part documentary on J.K. Rowling announced by BBC Factual and BBC Scotland
The documentary will use her life as a lens through which to explore three decades of profound social, political and technological change
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Doesn't have the vertigo-inducing genre skills of Scott Mann." - a phrase I never thought I'd say before suffering through this bore-fest. #Fall2 #FilmSky
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#NowWatching Fall 2.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Chanterelle putting on the Ritz to become a foster fail, I see!
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The way Graham delivers "to cry" is why he (and the rest of LRR, honestly) is the most underrated comedian on the Internet.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*Norm MacDonald voice* "I think the worst thing is the hypocrisy..."
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The best way to end Deadwood would've been to allow the full fourth season back when the show was airing. But this 13-years-later movie comes damn close, and that's a fuckin' miracle. #Deadwood #FilmSky
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#NowWatching Deadwood: The Movie.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think Sharon Horgan might be doing too good of a job with writing Ruairí in Youth cos, whilst being a very accurate depiction of young teenage boys and even with his more sympathetic moments, I have to physically restrain myself from reaching through the TV and smacking him silly so much.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This kinda reminds me of an episode of Better Off Ted where the main character, a company boss, starts going to one of his employee's Medieval Fight Club to try and bond but then gets so good and so into it that he drives every other person in the Fight Club away cos they don't want to deal with him
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Found the second season of The Gentlemen to be great fun, but having 70% of its dialogue be spoken by characters off-camera, always cutting to the person they're addressing soon as they speak, has to be a creative choice, right? They can't have fucked up somewhere and needed so much ADR, surely?
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The sheer floofiness of those legs make them look like toys/prosthetics he's just sat strategically in front of before standing up to reveal his normal leggies.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GoldenEye came on after Dad & I had finished watching our shows tonight, and I have stayed up til gone 1am to watch it again because it's just that damn perfect and I'm entering my own Dad Era.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was torn between either a Dismemberment Plan or a The Rapture quote for this one. At least when indie acts scolded their audiencs for not dancing, they made songs worth dancing to. @singlesjukebox.bsky.social thesinglesjukebox.com/miley-bass-p...
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Miley – Bass Persuades – The Singles Jukebox
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So excited to watch this tomorrow!
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Pool." I could drop an entire dozen other worthy candidates, but I think the true pick for me is "Pool." "Misguided Ghosts" and "Brick by Boring Brick" close 2nd & 3rd.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really can't help but feel like this rallying is just even more fuel for the campaign to get Tom Cruise an acting Oscar/fluff his ego. So, in addition to this energy always going missing whenever a woman makes a divisive film, I think you don't gotta hand it to them actually.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Successfully managed to work an American Dad! reference into this one, so expect me to be the target of Kendrick's next withering diss track. @singlesjukebox.bsky.social thesinglesjukebox.com/jhene-aiko-f...
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Jhené Aiko ft. Kendrick Lamar – So Good – The Singles Jukebox
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CALLOUS DAOBO- wait that's the name of an actual band, nevermind.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here is my other 9 of the month, and I don't care who knows it! @singlesjukebox.bsky.social thesinglesjukebox.com/koe-wetzel-e...
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 08/10/2026
There’s nothing I can post about this that won’t get me banned for life
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David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(Why couldn't Apple have just stayed in the Cartoon Saloon business, huh? Wolfwalkers, man! Wolfwalkers! What a picture!)
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ohhhhhh, I hadn't put 2 + 2 together on them mostly being Skydance productions. That, depressingly, makes a lot of sense. Can't wait for Warner Bros. to put out The Family Plan 3 or whatever the fuck.
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really do not understand how Apple's TV shows are routinely the best of any streamer, but their films (with *very* select exceptions) are the absolute worst. What is going on over there?
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...*must* be there for a greater narrative or mechanical purpose. (Obviously, we differ on both points, although I still respect him as a critic and a writer.) (4/4)
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really like Yahtzee and his perspective, but I do think he can have very rigid, and sometimes paradoxical, ideas of how video game narratives *should* be and gets dismissive of things which don't fit them in ways that aren't simply "the writing is bad." Ditto that every aspect of a game... (3/4)
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know that I personally don't futz with additional costumes until the story's done or NG+, and fully-customisable PCs I always design and dress for the occasion. But I'm not gonna begrudge the option, or other players who choose, to make comical gremlins woefully ill-fitting the story. (2/4)
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Callie Petch @calliepetch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah adding customisables & costumes is basically the game letting go of the reins & letting people decide how into the narrative they want to be, as either confidence in their own writing that it'll land no matter how people dress their cast or just allowing players a little input of their own. 1/4
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