The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 3hI dunno, sounds like a conspiracy to me 010
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 4hIt’s all in the pamphlet, take a minute and read it, JD! 020
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 4hSocialism doesn’t mean any of that. It means devoting your children to Baal. It means apple pie . It means tearing out your eyes so you can have True Sight. It means taking care of your neighbors. It means fighting in the Armies of the End to defeat the Sun. It means ladies night, every night. 150
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 4hI also posted through the Overton Window and the new view is fucking wild 110
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 4hDon’t even get me started on the taphonomy of Fallout… 100
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 4hOh hell I posted through Chesterton’s Fence and I did not foresee the consequences 130
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 5hHowie Mandel’s performance in Little Monsters is very “What if Beetlejuice but on ALL the cocaine?” 040
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 5h“If you would to see Mr Deniro again…” 020
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 6hI think he would’ve been relieved to be offered hemlock 010
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 6hAm I biased because Roman history is one of my special interests? Sure! But it’s my special interest because Greece is boring BOOM SHOTS FIRED MOTHERFUCKERS 040
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 6hWay easier to draw Late Republic parallels to this crumbling country than it is to compare us to the golden age of Athens, dorks. 250
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 6hConservatives acting like Greece is the model for America when we’re really just a bunch of plagiarising imperialists with a war dependent economy like the Romans smh 171
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 11hBuilding a rogue DiogenesAI to intrude on PlatoGPT’s conversations 282
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 9hAww, congratulations! My former marriage took a, uh, opposite journey but I’m much better off now. 130
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 9h“I hope my wife doesn’t read this book I wrote and think that I’m like trans or something because haha I’m definitely not even though the main character is almost exactly like me except girl.” 150
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 10hIf you give a mouse a cookie, a bunch of other mice will show up and eventually you’ll wind up with hanta virus and really what did you expect that was a TERRIBLE idea just terrible 070
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 11hOh yeah, I brought popcorn if you want some 010
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 11hDiogenesAI lives in a discarded server rack 040
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 11hBuilding a rogue DiogenesAI to intrude on PlatoGPT’s conversations 282
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23hRalph Steadman says no notes 150
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23hIt takes 15 seconds per imbedded picture for a site to load (I know I’m being generous here) 020
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Reading an article about el-Sayed and his harsh criticisms of Obama and I’m like…I think this article wants me to be mad but I just like him more now? 140
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026New worst skeet just dropped (Just kidding, they’re all the worst one and I love all my horrible children) 160
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We do this not because she is easy, but because we are hard. -JFK, probably 2133
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gotta be the leather jackets 000
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026NVIDIA surprises investors with two new chips to be released next fall, with Jensen Huang promising that “new, more innovative” flavors will soon join the new Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch models 160
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No, I’m not projecting my fears about a wedding I have to go to in Boebert country next year haha why would you ask that? 040
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No wait I’m being informed that this is adjacent to a porn genre, so good news everyone, we’re about to make some cash! 030
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Making a low budget, real time, shaky cam horror film about a trans woman visiting her red state parents and trying to find a safe place to pee while they’re out to eat and it’s called Bathrooms 2100
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Unfortunately “Tell the Spencers it was me” was too many worlds 010
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The laughter spectrum doesn’t get enough attention! 010
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She appeared on his show 27 times, more than any British royal except for Prince Andrew. 030
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Baba booey Howard Stern’s Penis” 3122
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like, when I play Fallout I’ll try an evil run, but the first time some farmers ask me to help protect them from bandit I’m like, they’re just poor farmers, I have to help them. Can’t even be mean to npcs smh 040
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yup that’s me alright! Except the little maybe. 020
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was told that I would make a great kids show villain (but one that was too sweet and really bad at being a villain) This is probably why my family has compared me to King from Owl House. 270
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, not beating the whimsicality allegations 110
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/202698% sure that bitch is a Time Lord 000
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comMary Poppins Takes FlightAlt: Gif of Super nanny and time lord Mary Poppins flying around with her magic umbrella and throwing glitter fuckin everywhere 2111
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Heartwarming! This sad old man was feeling unloved and needed an emotional boost so the Republican Party let him lead rallies in swing states even though it hurts their electoral chances! 1121
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know movie theater concessions merch is a big thing right now but the Mike’s Hard Lemonade-Primetime collaboration is in really poor taste 050
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That’s a level of thought I usually don’t give them but they’re full of surprises these days 000
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That anyone pretends these rallies aren’t a Make a Wish for the worlds shittiest president is a damned fool 161
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Heartwarming! This sad old man was feeling unloved and needed an emotional boost so the Republican Party let him lead rallies in swing states even though it hurts their electoral chances! 1121
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now a days the Door Dash guy just jerks it in front of the ring camera 1122
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I said “leave at door” I did not mean jizz on the welcome mat, Brian. 161
