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puppy, the GED haver

@calliecolapop.bsky.social
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
shes a little tied up atm
puppygirl in pencil and pen on brown construction paper, she is her knees propped up on her feet with her hands behind her back
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🌑 @fell.energy · 11/09/2026
thr fucking easy listening tropical house remix of disturbed's cover of the sound of silence is the funniest fucking thing ive ever heard in my life
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

And what about the cream of the crop?

Macho-mandalf!
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lesbian sex is like 9/11 in that if mark whalberg was there it would kinda put a stop to the whole thing
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you guys i walked into a pole so hard on the train platform like an hour ago.. betsy was walking with me while it happened and i was locked in talking to them and i went headfirst into it full stride 😭 felt like i got punched in the face oh my god. anyways how are yall
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hi bsky :3
me. lookin cute as hell. my hair is kinda were still and im wearing a dress
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evil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my doctor really just told me to eat less cheese
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this keeps getting removed on threads but i wanna post is somewhere cuz its cuuuute i traced over a lewd :33 pls enjoy my gay art ❤️
drawing of a puppygirl putting a thing in her butt ❤️
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i made a 4 panel hehe free use ;3
4 panel comic

first panel is two girls sitting at a dimly lit dinner table, first girl is saying "heh... so r u really free use ?"

second panel is the second girl saying "lol yep anytime anywhere ^w^"

third panel first girl is handing second girl high vis vest and saying "put this on" 

last panel is first girl piloting an excavator and the second girl is looking unimpressed and holding a shovel and wearing a hard hat and a high vis vest
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Daisy! 🌼 :3 @dazeycat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Family sucked but I got to meet oomf #worth
Daisy and bsky user calliecolapop in a subway station, both smiling at the camera
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
blue sky
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
skips up to barista puts in my order spins away like a ballerina
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
having to push my cat off my lap feels worse than getting my fingernails ripped out one by one
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i'm the guy they wrote "jimmy choo" about
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
do u think threads will ban me for this
NSFW the "is this a bird" meme with a picture of my girl penis transposed over the butterfly. i am wearing yellow panties and my girl penis is out.
the meme depicts a guy with black hair, wearing glasses and a red and white jacket and a yellow shirt, and is holding a book. he is gesturing with his hand towards a yellow butterfly
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
me and the nanny share many similarities. we both have style and flair but i think the key difference is that i am not there
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
are big accounts even real people? if you're a big account and you're real then like and comment and repost this so i know
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
good morning bluesky :)
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
just zoomed in on your reply i saw every pixel
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lotion wizard @oldlotion.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
meme of a person with short brown hair refusing what looks like a beer. text beneath says, "oh i don't gender 
just don't for me thanks"
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
its the talking stick and i go ow every time it hits me
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
momma always taught me not to scan strange qr codes
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh also i took myself to da beach yayy :3
me standing on a sandy pathway wearing a cropped black shirt and stripey bottoms holding a beach bag.. im wearing my hair up.. im adorableme in a polka dot bikini on the beach :3
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
had fun watching the odyssey tn 🤭
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
im hot and bored should i take myself to the beach ?
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my status has been upgraded to frog girl
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
stop calling my tiny little girl dick useless !! it has a use !!! i pee from there !!
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i know where it goes i wrote it down
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ok new rule im not allowed to have espresso martinis anymore
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ive lost my queen in genuinely every chess game i am playing rn and im playing like 10+
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bad news yall.. im on the roof
me standing on an a frame roof wearing a black dress and white sneakersme standing on an a frame roof wearing a black dress and white sneakersme standing on an a frame roof wearing a black dress and white sneakers and the photo is blurry
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
god i am so bad at chess
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my private parts are going public
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i just had hardligious rocksperience
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i think im gonna try and follow a bob ross episode in procreate today :3
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
im gonna do a bunch of drugs
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
in my version of worlde you have infinite guesses and every guess is correct
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
all my homies reductive.. all my homies missing the point
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if what i think is happening.. is happening... it better not be
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
im changing my name to calliecolapoop.
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
nothing better happen.. there better be nothing happening
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i struggle with labels.. often times i just wanna call myself a f*ggot and wipe my hands clean of it all
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
yall dont even know that my last name is a color
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i may be sick but the booty dont quit >w<
my butt in the mirror.. im wearing little blue undies
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
my boss just asked me how much of something there was and i count it and go "twelve" and he looks at me and says "so, ten-ish?" i am in hell
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
im just gonna start rotating apps every day.. today is bluesky day
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if i was a girl i would be callie
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i love arguing 🥰🫶
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puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
randomly fighting people in the replies just to feel something
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