Reposted by puppy, the GED haver🌑 @fell.energy · 11/09/2026thr fucking easy listening tropical house remix of disturbed's cover of the sound of silence is the funniest fucking thing ive ever heard in my life 2272
Reposted by puppy, the GED havermiss fern (scary) 🏳️⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026lesbian sex is like 9/11 in that if mark whalberg was there it would kinda put a stop to the whole thing 161141199
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you guys i walked into a pole so hard on the train platform like an hour ago.. betsy was walking with me while it happened and i was locked in talking to them and i went headfirst into it full stride 😭 felt like i got punched in the face oh my god. anyways how are yall 4130
Reposted by puppy, the GED haverevil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my doctor really just told me to eat less cheese 4222510
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026this keeps getting removed on threads but i wanna post is somewhere cuz its cuuuute i traced over a lewd :33 pls enjoy my gay art ❤️ 2161
Reposted by puppy, the GED haverDaisy! 🌼 :3 @dazeycat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Family sucked but I got to meet oomf #worth 1171
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026skips up to barista puts in my order spins away like a ballerina 1120
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026having to push my cat off my lap feels worse than getting my fingernails ripped out one by one 1120
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i'm the guy they wrote "jimmy choo" about 180
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026do u think threads will ban me for this 2140
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026me and the nanny share many similarities. we both have style and flair but i think the key difference is that i am not there 090
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026are big accounts even real people? if you're a big account and you're real then like and comment and repost this so i know 3150
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026just zoomed in on your reply i saw every pixel 060
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026its the talking stick and i go ow every time it hits me 0102
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026momma always taught me not to scan strange qr codes 070
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026oh also i took myself to da beach yayy :3 2250
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026im hot and bored should i take myself to the beach ? 3150
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026my status has been upgraded to frog girl 1130
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026stop calling my tiny little girl dick useless !! it has a use !!! i pee from there !! 1170
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i know where it goes i wrote it down 0170
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026ok new rule im not allowed to have espresso martinis anymore 260
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 25/07/2026ive lost my queen in genuinely every chess game i am playing rn and im playing like 10+ 060
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i think im gonna try and follow a bob ross episode in procreate today :3 2100
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026in my version of worlde you have infinite guesses and every guess is correct 060
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026all my homies reductive.. all my homies missing the point 0121
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026if what i think is happening.. is happening... it better not be 180
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026im changing my name to calliecolapoop. 381
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026nothing better happen.. there better be nothing happening 090
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i struggle with labels.. often times i just wanna call myself a f*ggot and wipe my hands clean of it all 3110
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026yall dont even know that my last name is a color 5100
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i may be sick but the booty dont quit >w< 4541
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026my boss just asked me how much of something there was and i count it and go "twelve" and he looks at me and says "so, ten-ish?" i am in hell 1100
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026im just gonna start rotating apps every day.. today is bluesky day 290
puppy, the GED haver @calliecolapop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026randomly fighting people in the replies just to feel something 170