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Fr. Tom Bombadil

@calix517.bsky.social
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Pastor of St. Elbereth’s Parish, Hobbiton, The Shire. Excuse us while we sing to the sky |-/

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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
What do nuclear physicists like to eat in England? Fission chips
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I don’t know why Bluesky tagged this as graphic lol
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Incredible mashup (Enter Sandman, Sandstorm, small nod to Bring Me to Life)
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the… FLOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!” -St. John the Baptist
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“If you love me let me gooooo! If you love me let me gooooo! Cause these words are knives that often leave scars The fear of falling apart And truth be told I never was yours The fear, the fear of falling apart” -St. John of the Cross
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Therese of Lisieux: ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ John of the Cross: 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐄 Teresa of Avila: BRING ME TO LIFE
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence is a Carmelite song John of the Cross: All of this time, I can't believe I couldn't see Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me Teresa of Avila: I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems Got to open my eyes to everything
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“And if you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance. I hope you dance.” -St. Jerome
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“I want your ugly I want your disease. I want your everything as long as it’s free. I want your love.” -St. Damian of Molokai
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
PSA: When the weather gets cold, people often forget about hydration. Remember, you should be drinking at least three glasses of gravy a day.
two glasses of gravy clinking cheers: "Crowther's quality drinking gravy 12 fl oz gives ye strength"
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
When Scar says “Long live the king!” to Mufasa on the cliff, I don’t think he really means it
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this. You’re actually a mick. I know you can’t help that you hate yourself. But don’t worry, just remember that life will get worse.
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
They’re not even a nice little treat. They encourage you to stop eating. You’re expecting a delicious cookie and instead you get mildly sweet chalk in the shape of a cookie. They are a penitent’s snack.
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Anyone who makes or eats them must have a profound self loathing if that’s what they consider an acceptable dessert
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Italian cookies are spiritually Irish
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Memento mori
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Say three Hail Marys for the souls in Purgatory. Help them finish their purification so they can be at rest with God.
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It sounds exactly like him tho
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
You can’t tell me this isn’t Sufjan Stevens
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I get chills every time I get to the “Ride out with me” scene at the end of Helm’s Deep Fell deeds awake NOW FOR WRATH NOW FOR RUIN AND THE RED DAWN
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Just had a private revelation where Jesus came to me in a vision and confirmed all my priors
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John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Tolkien: the Ring tempts the powerful to rule through strength, even Gandalf cannot trust himself with it, which is why the weakest and the smallest are tasked with its destruction Tech bros, immediately tuning out halfway through: ah, so the moral of the story is we should rule through strength
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Flames by Billy Collins
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Bless me Father for I have sinned ITS BEEN
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Who do you think you are? I AM!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
As you all enjoy spooky season, why not check out this completely normal game about making paperclips? It has nothing to do with existential horror. Click a button, make a paperclip. Nothing will go wrong🤖 Free to play on desktop decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
decisionproblem.com
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Stop chasing your dreams. Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
What do you call it when a ghost robs a bank? A polterheist
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I’m doing ok. Just getting over an annoying cold.
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Watch the Battle of Helm’s Deep in the Two Towers and the charge of the Rohirrim in Return of the King
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Unclear. Would be stupid to do, but Elon is no stranger to stupid decisions.
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Here I am, Lord. Send me!
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This weekend’s gospel:
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Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
AI reportedly about to replace any semblance of our free choice in what we see on the Bird Site Wonder if it’s time to pitch my tent over here
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