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Collin Stubblefield

@caliphas.bsky.social
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Beekeeper, husband, cat dad, middle-aged motorcyclist and pedestrian anime fan who peaked back in 2014-15. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🇵🇸 Oh and BTW, you 🫵 are awesome

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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My wonderful wife and I attended San Japan ‘26. We typically take a picture over by the river walk in downtown San Antonio. Had a great time as always.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I got my Master Beekeeper certification through Cornell a few weeks ago. Gonna toot my horn about it. Also got a job at Lockhart Honey Co. Working insane hours and then taking care of my own customers outside of it. It’s been rough, but I am broke and need the money, people.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I guess the least intrusive way to verify my age was with my credit card on here. Save the children right, Adam Hoffman? I am making mead for the first time. I got an aggressive yeast on accident because I have no idea what I am doing. Supposedly it will hit 18% ABV, which may be pretty harsh.
5.5 gallons of mead in the making. Already frothing and fermenting. Crazy mead-making kitchen setup.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Big open-air hive relocation today.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I did a bee removal for a guy in a band I have listened to since I was a kid. Totally honored to have met the guitar player and one of the original founders of Vile. He hooked me up with a signed album with one of my favorite drummers, Mike Hamilton. What a small world it is, and a crazy coincidence
Stench of the Deceased by Vile
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My favorite food my wife makes: Hiyashi Chuka!
Hiyashi Chuka cold noodles with vegetables
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Some pretty fat combs. We ended up with around 10.5 gallons or 120 lbs of honey this year. Up from 3 gallons last year, but we also have 3 times the amount of bees.
Honey on a bee frame
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Huisache and catclaw acacias are getting bigger! Though they have experienced a bit of heat stress. So now my wife has put a shade over them and I think it’s helping.
Acacia trees, mostly Huisache but there’s 1 cat claw acacia
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pretty good sized removal today. Now taking them out to the bee yard where they can be bees in peace.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Of the 26 Huisache seedlings I started a couple months back, 9 or so have survived. Hope they make it.
Huisache tree seedlings
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jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Still time for posters
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sunday tofu fry!
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My amazing wife helped me set up a shade canopy for our next bee section. Got some donuts being made for a customer aka some nucs
5 nucleus bee colonies and a wheelbarrow under a shade canopy
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Dewberries are growing. Hopefully the birds will let us have some this year. There’s several big patches out here at the bee yard.
Patch of dewberries
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Texas purple thistle
Texas purple thistle flower
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Horsemint and sorrel
Horsemint flower with sorrel that hasn’t quite bloomed yet
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yaupon is blooming and bees are all over it
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Things are blooming in South Central TX
Toadflax flowersTexas ragwort flowersMesquite flowersPrickly pear cactus flower
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
2nd time I have bartered with a customer for a honey extractor. The first one is a real POS, so I hope this one will be better.
Honey extractor in a garden cart
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Going to make myself a pot of ホットコーヒー and power through.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I used to hate the smell of PB Blaster. I think I am learning to like it which is weird.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cat Claw and Huisache acacias are sprouting!
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I saw these signs yesterday between Wimberley and Driftwood, TX. Had to turn the car around to go take pictures.
Bunch of small, colorful signs at a crossroads. They point in the direction of peoples’ houses (I assume)An image of all of the signs in one shotCloser image of the signsYet another image of the signs
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
She’s back when we need her most. I got heavily into Kelela’s music recently. I hope we get an album this year. youtu.be/U2IpeDPmjFo?...
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Kelela - idea 1 (Official Video)
YouTube video by Kelela
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Made a big fat batch of snus. 200 grams should get me through the bee season. Check out the phat prilla I pulled from that bag! I used licorice powder for a small amount and it’s effing great.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Digging through all of the shit I have piled up around the house. Found some treasures. I’m like, “oh, I’m glad I bought this in 2019. This might be useful someday.”
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
One day it’s windy, the next it’s raining. Today it’s the wind, but I am having to push through. There’s never a good day for these types of hive manipulations. Our queen rearing requires being here 4 consecutive days, no deviation, period.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I want to know who the asshole is who started the whole “were a constitutional republic not a democracy” bullshit. We STILL have morons trying to use this with 100% confidence. Is it from Facebook or a podcast or what? They don’t even bother to look up the definition of a republic. Pisses me off!
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Wow, Instagram is like straight up bottom of the barrel content. Just mind-numbing garbage.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
See y’all there in Austin, 3/28
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I just caught a swarm! Effing nuts for February. youtube.com/shorts/yTsBU...
youtube.com
February 17, 2026
YouTube video by stubbsbees
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I love these old Buddhist stories of enlightenment. They’re always like: A monk asked his master, “Master, what is enlightenment?” The master then farted. The monk bowed deeply.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Can’t figure out the problem with my van Barry, so she’s on hiatus. I’m officially that douchy beekeeper who drives a Prius. Her name is Heidi. A 2008 with low miles, almost old enough to drink. I just hit 30,000 miles on her. I hope she lasts a while. I now know she holds at least 12 honey supers
2008 Prius with green honey supersPrius with green honey supers Odometer of my “new to me” Prius.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Mixing up some nutrition for the bees today. Global pollen with Apis Biologix, and some 1:1 syrup since it’s in the 70’s every day this next week. Found these totes for $20 at Home Depot and they perfectly fit 10 25lb bags of sugar, so I’m stoked about it. Happy bee’ing! #beekeeping
Mixing up pollen substitute Tote full of sugar bags
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Boxes are together! Still need about 15 more nucs for 2026, but these should buy some time. Lots of painting to do. Happy bee’ing 🐝
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Time to grab’em by the booboo #beekeeping
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Bottom board cuts are done! Tomorrow I glue and staple. Then on to paint and screens. #beekeeping
Bottom board that still needs to be glued and stapled. Then on to paint and screen.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Here we go! Bottom boards are in progress. #beekeeping
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Snow day for us!
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Nobody in America is safe. If Trump’s secret police force will execute a government employed VA nurse on camera for us all to see and then lie about it, then they won’t hesitate to kill you next and lie about you. This is fascism. They are Nazis.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
As a beekeeper who relies on bees to make ends meet, it can be tough for me to bring up politics. My field is mostly dominated by “good ole boys” who have a different worldview than me. I used to be able to get along just fine with these folks. I am from South Texas. This is all very hard for me.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I don’t think I’ll be working outside today 🤦🏻‍♂️
Everything is covered in ice 🥶
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Cutting Reflectix for the hives before this winter storm hits. Very grateful for my wife’s help. She got a little mad at me for calling her a nerd for wearing her #Kakashi t-shirt!
Reflectix double bubble insulation for bee hive lidsMy wife wearing a Kakashi shirt. CHIDORI!!!
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I had never owned mini mating nucs like these before. My wife and I agreed that they’re super cute. They look like Fisher Price toys. #bees #hachi
Honey bee plastic mini mating nucs
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Barry the Sienna van is loaded with #bee stuff! Many more loads to go before the season kicks off! Gonna need to grow a pair this year. Failure is not an option.
Van full of bee equipment Special Agent Fox Mulder
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It’s all bad news, but for some reason when I hear it from DarkMatter2525, it gives me hope. He just has the ability to put things into words in a way that I am not capable of. youtu.be/vG_It6PgNqM?...
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At War with Ourselves
YouTube video by DarkMatter2525
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
29 lids and inner covers! Let’s nip 2026 right in the bud! #beekeeping
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Listening to more Epictetus. “When you found fault with a person, did you not come off as a trifling babbler?” “Trifling babbler” has to be the best description of anyone I have heard today.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sadly, all of these frames are just enough to take care 15 8-frame Langstroth hives with a brood chamber and honey super each. I only ordered 1/2 of what I need this year. I’ll order the rest in a couple of months. 😑
5 boxes of Langstroth bee hive frames.
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Collin Stubblefield @caliphas.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is the first time I have seen: 1) sunflowers blooming in January and 2) yesterday I saw a honey bee drone. We normally don’t start seeing them until March. This is absurd. I am thinking if I don’t get my sh*t together soon, my bees are gonna swarm on my in February.
Sunflower blooming in January
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