iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I wouldn't say ALL I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom, but it definitely factors in there. I guess my ideal situation would be one where I could do some side projects and charity work, while still largely focusing on zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Rod Torquelson's "Armada"! Featuring Herman Mendurchunk!

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A: That guy's girlfriend. Q: Who was Marlo Thomas? #ImprovJeopardyMemories

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Vinny the Vowel-changer had such dry eyes,... *how dry were they?!* ...every two seconds he felt the need to...blank.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Completing a required sexual harassment seminar. . .online. . .in my underwear. . .while telling myself how naughty I am. . .

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Oh, boy, I can't wait to watch the Ohio State Buckeyes play the Atlana Hawks this afternoon!" - everyone in Eric Schmitt's memory hole

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A: Elder-Beerman Q: Who's in charge of the keg at a Mormon wedding? #ImprovJeopardyMemories

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dear guy on Hollywood Blvd who didn't look crazy except that he was jerking it into a mailbox: I admire your ability to live in the moment.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me: I will usually abdicate the one job I am assigned. Beer-holder: Hold my beer...

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love you because when diagrammed, your sentences look like a meth spider's web.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"527,040 minutes" is my favorite song from "Leap Year Rent".

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wow - is it Rocktober already? Feels like Rockuary was just yesterrock.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tilly Norwood is the session runner who stole all the best improv lines then booked the commercial.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine being the most embarrassing senator from a state whose other senator is Josh Hawley.

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hard to believe the bar is set so low that as long as the next prez isn't an incontinent thieving pedophile, they'll be hailed as a saint

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I dream of a world where one day all gluten is free. #FightTheFlour

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A non-native English speaker offered to sell me a "Beginning of Algebra" book. I bought it because I'm a sucker for a good origin story.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Should third-party inquiries be banned from social media? Asking for a friend.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Outside of the meme, I've never once read nor heard anyone say "luck be in the air tonight".

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What’s that, Rural Kroger? You say the Buckeyes are gonna have a good game? Well, we all hope so, Rural Kroger.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Absence of proof is not proof of absence... they're very different 1-hr procedurals - I think "Absence of Proof" is TNT & the other's on CBS.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone's life should have a "Hollywood Ending". I mean, doesn’t everyone deserve a handy from a hooker behind Jack In The Box?

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My side side hustle is more hassle than the hassle of my main hustle. Why do I hassle? Cuz ya gots ta hustle!

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Globe Society has members on both sides of the flat Earth.

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buvezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seen in Virginia

A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens — the latest snafu in the department’s attempts to uncover illegal voters across the country. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

democracydocket.com

DHS noncitizen voter claims unravel in Nevada as state confirms flagged voters are citizens

Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whoever operates the self-awareness dampening field at Costco does a hell of a job.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck Johnson & Johnson and its bullshit AI icotyde commercial.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Listen, Kohls, I just bought some slacks - we’re not in a relationship now. Gtfo my inbox.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Revenge is a dish best served cold. . .like okra.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If it weren't fer antidisestablishmentarianism, I'd have no establishmentarianism at all.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Make a band MAGA: They Might Be Giants, we can't tell - we fired anybody with the expertise to know for sure

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Make a band MAGA: Eve 6 bucks for diesel

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Make a band MAGA: Huey Lewis and the Fake News

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Don't you love when the plane shows up late and the flight crew bitches at passengers to hurry tf up?

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

math is a language: algebra - grammar calculus - composition analysis - analysis proofs - poetry

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