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Cale

@calecium.bsky.social
1.2K followers 527 following 3.8K posts

Hi, I’m Cale! He/him 34 -📍Midwest 🇺🇸 I yap about games, movies, RPGs, and cats. 🐈‍⬛ 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 Letterboxd: boxd.it/jxwId Hevy: hevy.com/user/calecium

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 6h
I was followed by a Juliana just now like mama you’re fooling anyone.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 6h
It’s a beautiful day to go home early, draw the blinds and rot in the dark.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 8h
That’s fucking crazy.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9h
To be fair, 3 is a prequel, so chronologically you’re doing okay. 3 is also my favorite, but the first two are pretty decent as well. Enjoy! 🫡 👻
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9h
I’ll take two. ✌️
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9h
This resonates with me on a profoundly deep and spiritual level.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9h
Wait are you watching these out of order? Or have you seen them before?
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9h
I saw a crazy lil documentary on YouTube about a year ago about Oklahoma and tornadoes. Compelling af. 🌪️
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9h
Cool shorts.🙂‍↕️ 🐻
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 10h
I think this might be the day, week, month or even my year that the theme song of Friends was talking about.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 21h
I don’t think I’ll ever stop saying it. Pretty sure it’s permanently engrained in my vocabulary.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 22h
I kind of want to go all the way to bed hella early tonight.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You look like someone’s dad (extremely complimentary).
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👋 🥰
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi btw 👋 ☀️
Selfie of me
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning ☕️ I’m working from home today.
Lady Gaga wearing glasses sitting on a couch with a laptop
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not the same! 😩
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shouting “NERF THIS” before doing something mundane, like taking out the recycling.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So I don’t have any of those either!? 😭
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is when you were expecting to have cereal and ice cold milk. 🥲
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I poured some cereal in a bowl before I realized we were out of milk. 😔
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it a “go to bed at 7:30pm” kind of night? It very well could be.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks! 😘
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually this photo of me is kind of fire so new pfp. Thx
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been seeing some trans-allied billboards popping up around my city and I honestly love to see it so much. Trans people are your neighbors. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a bad afternoon so I’m ordering pizza and posting additional belly for #tummytuesday.
Selfie of me lifting up my shirt to show a little tummy
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I were a Pokémon trainer, I’d be one of those guys with 3 Metapods of varying levels that only know Harden.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making it through the day. 👨
Bathroom selfie of me
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Insta-locks Torbjorn
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder how Tank queue will be with the new Hog changed, too. Maybe I’ll actually get some DPS time in this week. 🤪
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, she’s here! 👀 I’ll be wanting to try her later too! I was getting into Sombra right before they announced the role swap and I just kind of stopped playing her until the new kit because I didn’t want to get too used to her old way of playing.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
ALT: Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t normally play Ranked, but I’m thinking about dabbling in it this season. 🥲 Good luck to us both. 🫡
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I usually make my second cup of coffee decaf, but I think today calls for a double dose of the good stuff.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💪 😤
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning ☕️ Happy Tuesday ✌️
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I understand how the game works. I was just making a stupid post. I don’t need to be rules lawyered. Thanks. 😗
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ❤️ penis
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*does a magical girl transformation to put on sweats*
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To whom it may concern. I summon Mystical Elf in defense mode.
The yugioh card “Mystical Elf” is sideways. 

The card says:”MYSTICAL ELF
1st Edition
LCYW-EN005
[SPELLCASTER ]
A delicate elf that lacks offense, but has a terrific defense backed by mystical power.
ATK/ 800 DEF/2000”
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went into the bathroom and the urinal gurgled at me before I started. I found that disquieting and decided to go to the bathroom on a different floor.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You ever think of a post but give up posting it because you can’t figure out how to word it and just end up making this post instead?
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My husband is skinny and I can fit into his jeans now, in case anyone was wondering.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A person of taste. 🙂‍↕️ We always keep purple Powerade zero stocked in our fridge.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very dapper! 😍
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enthusiastically consents to learning about the early TR “back step jump” tech and how to fix the outfit glitch in TR2 Remastered. 😍
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired. So, so tired. #mcm
Black and white photo of me.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning ☕️ I’m already thinking about what excuse I should use to leave work early today.
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday, can you just not?
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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning! 🥰
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