Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 6hI was followed by a Juliana just now like mama you’re fooling anyone. 100
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 6hIt’s a beautiful day to go home early, draw the blinds and rot in the dark. 1180
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9hTo be fair, 3 is a prequel, so chronologically you’re doing okay. 3 is also my favorite, but the first two are pretty decent as well. Enjoy! 🫡 👻 110
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9hWait are you watching these out of order? Or have you seen them before? 100
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 9hI saw a crazy lil documentary on YouTube about a year ago about Oklahoma and tornadoes. Compelling af. 🌪️ 110
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 10hI think this might be the day, week, month or even my year that the theme song of Friends was talking about. 0130
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 21hI don’t think I’ll ever stop saying it. Pretty sure it’s permanently engrained in my vocabulary. 010
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Shouting “NERF THIS” before doing something mundane, like taking out the recycling. 0110
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It is when you were expecting to have cereal and ice cold milk. 🥲 110
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I poured some cereal in a bowl before I realized we were out of milk. 😔 5110
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is it a “go to bed at 7:30pm” kind of night? It very well could be. 1100
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve been seeing some trans-allied billboards popping up around my city and I honestly love to see it so much. Trans people are your neighbors. 🏳️⚧️ 0100
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Had a bad afternoon so I’m ordering pizza and posting additional belly for #tummytuesday. 3710
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If I were a Pokémon trainer, I’d be one of those guys with 3 Metapods of varying levels that only know Harden. 0140
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wonder how Tank queue will be with the new Hog changed, too. Maybe I’ll actually get some DPS time in this week. 🤪 110
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh, she’s here! 👀 I’ll be wanting to try her later too! I was getting into Sombra right before they announced the role swap and I just kind of stopped playing her until the new kit because I didn’t want to get too used to her old way of playing. 120
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comDrake & Lil Yachty Looking at LaptopALT: Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop 000
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t normally play Ranked, but I’m thinking about dabbling in it this season. 🥲 Good luck to us both. 🫡 120
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I usually make my second cup of coffee decaf, but I think today calls for a double dose of the good stuff. 180
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I understand how the game works. I was just making a stupid post. I don’t need to be rules lawyered. Thanks. 😗 160
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026To whom it may concern. I summon Mystical Elf in defense mode. 7705
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I went into the bathroom and the urinal gurgled at me before I started. I found that disquieting and decided to go to the bathroom on a different floor. 1100
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You ever think of a post but give up posting it because you can’t figure out how to word it and just end up making this post instead? 2100
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My husband is skinny and I can fit into his jeans now, in case anyone was wondering. 1350
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A person of taste. 🙂↕️ We always keep purple Powerade zero stocked in our fridge. 120
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Enthusiastically consents to learning about the early TR “back step jump” tech and how to fix the outfit glitch in TR2 Remastered. 😍 110
Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good morning ☕️ I’m already thinking about what excuse I should use to leave work early today. 0150