Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I just made a negroni subbing vermouth for diet dirty mtn dew. I am not a proud man. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Post-modernity, post-rock — now what, post-internet? Post-computer science? 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My one-upsmanship is second to none. Im even better at being one-upped than you 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's so empowering how informed I feel in the face of 1 million purely speculative opinions that I almost forget that I too know nothing 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Love not knowing anything ever and and acting so absolutely incredulous when I do know something someone else doesn't. I have no real friends. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just saw somebody with a Tony hawk pro skater to bumper sticker and they might be the coolest motherfucker I've ever seen 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You ever go to shake a juice and have the cap not be all the way on? 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guy who steadfast adheres to the principles underlying certain libertarian iconography such as the Gadsden flag and the Punisher skull, and everyone likes him, actually. 010
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The humble art of making brain rot game ads is being desicrated by ai 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Shirt with the silhouette of a guy throwing a sandwich captioned there goes my hero 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Maps is forever poisoned, I can never not think of the fucking picture of fucking jimmy fallon when I hear it. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My cat has finally discovered the cat bead I keep at the head of my bed. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Why can't instgram show any posts that aren't fucking depressing before like 9am? 001
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Popping into Balatro just to hear the music 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I feel like its entirely fine to be on the outside looking in, but what do they have going on in there? 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Is what im doing good and am I doing it right? 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Where's the theory that says how prominent industry artists are spokespeople for the system? 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Once again playing drunk driver or oldest person they've ever let have an ID 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I see no need in cutting off every leaf for the way it sprouted if it only takes a while for it to turn towards the sun 001
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Looking at walking pole like are these really necessary? Then hitting te trail and it becoming immediately obviouswhat problem they solve 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was really expecting McConnel to drop but I guess Graham couldn't let him have the spotlight. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You won't hear the lamestream media talking about Hyoga's, from Dr Stone, absolute territory. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Is religion not merely one big survivorship bias? 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Is it past the point where it's considered unprofessional or taboo to not use chatbot enhanced emails? 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Duolingo expects me to do a Chinese lesson on americas birthday?! 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Whoever said bananas soak up all the vitamins in whatever smoothie you put them in can have a heart attack. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Be nice, ok? This is my first 20 years on the internet 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Not to be that millennial, but the day we turned from Myspace Tom is the day we turned from god. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Whats on my mind? Is anything on my mind? How to get things on my mind 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026In the crib watching porn on max volume because that's what I think adults do, like im in taxi driver 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Google, what does it mean to be deeply unfunny 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Is it just the clips im hearing or does Todd Blanche talk like Rogan? 😒🤨 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Been trying to parse through the codebase for our ultrasound files/viewer. I'm definitely following good guidelines 😇 and not just ignoring established header files and ripping out the guts I need 😈 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Botnets were already of concern, but it's kinda wild to fantasize about what the ever more complexity and sophistication of Ai coding will reek on the digital landscape insofar as security. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I heard a song the other day that made me think that Geese is really like if Hobo Johnson played Nirvana songs. 000
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Need a good ear mechanic, tryina get mine slammed 010
Fernet's last theorem @calebjk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It occurred to me today how metal it is that the main enemy in BG3 is a giant brain. 100
