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dr. caitlin m. green

@caitlinmoriah.bsky.social
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linguist, discourse/pragmatics podcaster @halftheanswer.bsky.social author & associate editor at liberalcurrents.com singer with the Wild Lilacs www.instagram.com/thewildlilacs?igs… she/they substantively unserious

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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 21h
Fun fact: “euphemism cycle” was coined by sharon henderson taylor in 1974, a full 20 years before steven pinker pretended to invent it in a 1994 nyt op ed where he called it a “euphemism treadmill”
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 22h
so sick of kids today always expecting participation trophies
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 23h
Tbt to today when we dressed as peanut the squirrel and ms rachel but our friend's stream had more of a grown ups discussing misogyny vibe
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 23h
don’t even ask about @trentrichardnelson.bsky.social
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hi it’s me ms rachel
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congrats again to the New York Times on its long form journalism
NYT "The Interview" with Curtis Yarvin
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: A Trump-appointed judge has ruled DHS violated the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment when it removed Ahmed Soliman to Equatorial Guinea and must facilitate his return to the US. prospect.org/2026/10/07/f...
prospect.org
Federal Judge Rules DHS Must Bring Back Gay Arizona Man Imprisoned in Africa - The American Prospect
A Trump-apppointed judge ordered Ahmed Soliman must be returned to the United States.
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but hey if any ellisons are looking to dump a bunch of money into this pickup truck i am backing up to the skydance offices, that’s fine by me. as long as we don’t discuss politics. so divisive! warm feelings only please
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
glen powell: don’t ask me questions! please variety magazine, do not solicit my opinions and then print them in your publication, that would be just awful
static.klipy.com
Kristen Wiig: Don't Make Me Sing!
Alt: Kristen Wiig in old timey wig and gold dress, makes an aw shucks gesture and cries out “Don't Make Me Sing!”
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
love to stay quiet on politics in the headline of a magazine article. so quiet
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when @letsgomathias.bsky.social pitched this to me, i knew it would be evergreen. but i didn’t expect it to be relevant already like four times in the less than two months since it was published.
thehandbasket.co
You don’t have to hand it to Richard Hanania
The so-called "former" white supremacist's work doesn't show accountability—or that he's actually moved on from his earlier views, Christopher Mathias writes.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/10/2026
I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.
The Trump administration says none of this is happening. 

"DHS is NOT arresting U.S. citizens by mistake." "There are no 'indiscriminate' stops." Allegations of "racial profiling are disgusting, reckless and categorically FALSE." "The pattern is NOT of law enforcement using force." "ICE does not zip tie or restrain children." 

But that is precisely what is happening, and at a far larger scale than previously reported.
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 02/10/2026
"We have the National Guard here, and they don't do anything. … They're not in any high-crime area in DC. They're in all the tourist areas. They hang out in front of this expensive French restaurant across from my house. … And it costs $3 million a day to keep them here."
liberalcurrents.com
Everything's 'National Security' in Trump's Washington (Half the Answer #106, with Stephanie Mencimer)
Donald Trump is changing the landscape of D.C., from East Potomac Park to the Kennedy Center to the 'Arc de Trump.'
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
honestly if you figure out how to eternally sunshine all knowledge of hanania for yourself, it’s your moral duty to share that with the rest of us
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you can’t bleach your minds eye unfortunately
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
richard hanania just wrote a whole substack one-handed about james talarico being pinned helplessly between sydney sweeney’s breasts and jesus’s pecs
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heaven Is For Real And They Have Peptides And Beef Tallow
Richard Hanania @RichardHanania
X.com
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days.
He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5'11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine.
"Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang."
It's over for the Talarico campaign.

6:44PM 10/4/26
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fuck james watson all the cool kids hate james watson
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THANK you
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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The study this graphic is based on is weird - not just because it somehow got a small but significant number of people to say that their five year olds can do a solo trip to Cabela's or whatever, but because they are a right-wing think tank producing Boomer bait.
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“when” is good
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no im supposed to be inviting them to lunch and baking them cookies and offering them a hug in these trying times
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s got LAYERS bsky.app/profile/qqzm...
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what’s ET short for? because he’s only got those tiny little legs
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the first miracle being multiplying the n’s in my name
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
some people might call me a martyr. a hero even. maybe even a saint. i mean they don’t, but it would be nice if they did
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can’t believe i got a "maybe you were asking for it" when i complained about a handful of maga dads who like to give me the stink eye in the school parking lot lmfaoooo
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think i will continue to pursue my current irl strategy, which is being friendly, polite and helpful in my community. it tends to attract the type of acquaintance who is fun to have lunch with. then i go home and read the writings of the opposition’s finest thinkers so i can suffer in private
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the number of glares i get from a particular social set is directly correlated to the color of my hair and whether any progressive messages are on my clothes. it’s actually super helpful as a filtering device. they edit themselves out by not wanting to be cordial to me. a service!
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why accuse me of antisocial behavior when you don’t know me? is that a reasonable leap to make? i know who is glaring at me for no good reason because I am there. you’re not. hope this helps!
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the human adult has precious few lunch breaks in their lifetime. why would i ruin one of them by sharing it with one of the maga parents who spend school pick up staring laser holes into the back of my head every weekday afternoon
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El Çid @trentrichardnelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Speaking of Lyndon LaRouche and Cultural Marxism lol @ajawoods.bsky.social @halftheanswer.bsky.social @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social
youtu.be
Lyndon LaRouche and the Cultural Marxism Conspiracy (with A. J. A. Woods)
YouTube video by Liberal Currents
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i already use “moo point” all the time (it’s like a cow’s opinion. it’s just…. moo) so this one feels like it’s for sure entering the rotation. it’s on a knees to nose basis: if you ask me again im gonna knee you in the nose
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
such a loss to cinema will be felt for centuries to come i am sure
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
to really seal the deal i should commit financially to an outdoor event
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s so reliable!
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i would really really like it to rain soon. best way i can think to make that happen is if i take the car to get washed
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Trump: Wow, I Didn't Know That
Alt: Trump: Wow, I Didn't Know That. You’re telling me now for the first time
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nothing worse than having your 2015 blog post rendered largely obsolete
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
unfortunately this is now my problem apparently
As you may have heard, Steven Pinker recently wrote a fantastic popular book about the concept of common knowledge, entitled When Everyone Knows That Everyone
Knows... Steve's efforts render
largely obsolete my 2015 blog post Common Knowledge and Aumann's Agreement Theorem, one of the most popular posts in this blog's history. But I'm willing to live with that, not only because Steven Pinker is Steven Pinker, but also because he used my post as a central source for the topic.
Indeed, you should watch his podcast with Richard Hanania, where Steve lucidly explains Aumann's Agreement Theorem, noting how he first learned about it from this blog.
scottaaronson.blog
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Eric Blair @protecttruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People are saying that everyone knows the Manhattan Institute is extremists— but that is not true, centrists kiss up to them all the time. Here is a major Abundance event and look at all the people pal-ing around with a Manhattan Inst director.
ABUNDANCE26
December 10 & 11
Washington, DC
Nicholas Bagley
Professor, University of Michigan
Law School
Matt Clancy
Program Director, Coefficient
Giving
Colani Nottoni
Judge Glock Director of Research, Manhattan
Institute
Derek Kaufman
Founder & CEO, Inclusive
Abundance
Jennifer Pahlka
Author, Recoding America
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
losing brain cells by the minute
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whoops i just read the phrase “a thorough, well-reasoned, unsparing account of the Cornell 7 case from @baseballcrank” and suddenly realized i have free will and can go do something much more pleasant like pulling all my toenails out with a pair of pliers
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in a just world no one would know the name richard hanania OR michael tracey
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
noted thinker richard hanania isn’t buying it
Richard Han...
@RichardHan... • 6h S ...
Interesting that (blank) the Cornell
accuser, has a thick southern accent. This indicates she was culturally out of place at Cornell, and all her talk about sexual freedom might've reflected a "hicklib" orientation that she took too seriously. Tragic.Richard Ha...
@RichardHa... •35m • ...
If it wasn't her, then we'd have at least some journalists writing articles about the wrong woman being identified. Media outlets know who the accuser is, and nobody is reporting that they got the wrong person.
Use some common sense here.
It's obviously her.
Special Puppy ...
@SpecialPu... • 16h
This is completely fake, by the way. You can search the New York court system right now and find no mention of (blanket)
in the Jane Doe v. Cornell University
files. x.com/mtracey/status...
New York State Unified Court System
NYSCEF - New York State Courts Electronic Filing (Live System)
<< Return to Search Results
161704/2026 - New York County Supreme Court
Short Caption: Jane Doe v. Cornell University, Inc. et al
Case Type: Torts - Other (Sexual Assault)
Case Status: Active
Filing Status: Partial Participation Recorded
Assigned Judge: Phaedra F. Perry-Bond
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey published what he said was the ID of the "Jane Doe" in the Cornell case. Then he took it down, claiming he just wanted to make a point and didn't want to see harm to the person he named. What he hasn't admitted is that he mistook info on a sketchy site for official NY court records.
An archived copy of Michael Tracey's original Substack post includes a screenshot from "eCourt Records" and the commentary: "It's [name redacted]. Don't blame me -- the New York Court System just posted it. Seemingly inadvertently. Oh well."Screenshot of Michael Tracey's post on Substack titled "Note on Jane Doe." It reads: "After identifying Jane Doe earlier tonight, I have now removed the information I published. Why? Because the principle has been served: to underscore that permanently anonymizing litigants who make sensational, spectacular, reputation-destroying claims about others — so long as they can self-declare some form of victimization — cannot be countenanced.

It’s destructive, and an egregious abuse of the legal system by huckster plaintiff’s lawyers. This practice has to end. Lawyers who seek to monetize this sleazy tactic should have to think A LOT HARDER about the claims they’re willing to throw out into the public domain, using impressionable clients who may not even know what they’re getting themselves into.

So why have I now removed her information?

Because I don’t believe she’s the main “villain” here. I primarily blame the bottom-feeding, media-manipulating, sleazebag lawyers who’ve made a whole cash-grab industry out of this racket.

Thomas Giuffra in particular has a lot to answer for. He’s the central reason for the current debacle.

Given the intense nationwide and global interest in this case, I don’t want to bring any further negative attention to this woman. I don’t believe she ought to be punished or subjected to any retribution or humiliation. I believe a RATIONAL solution is necessary here. Not more character assassination — of her, the seven young men, or anyone else. Truly, that is my genuine view."
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you can’t win, i have already depicted you as the (40s, female, overweight) blood-spattered wife of the dead folk hero and myself as the justified ICE partner, “Mike”
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One knock on effect of Musk buying out Twitter is that the “respectable” racists have lost their sense of how many layers of kayfabe they have to slap on their bigotry.
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El Çid @trentrichardnelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@caitlinmoriah.bsky.social and I spoke w @smencimer.bsky.social of @motherjones.com on @halftheanswer.bsky.social about all the “renovations” occurring in DC. We got into the troops there too. What’s an arch or ballroom got to do with national security? They are, allegedly, connected, as per prez.
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