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@caitkillsmen.bsky.social
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26, 3x stroke survivor and sword wielder do not interact if your account is nsfw i hate AI and you should too mdni ♡

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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
erm i tried to make a post earlier and i do NAWT see it. so hi guys, i miss u
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
mental health in the GUTTERRRRR but i love u guys
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ten year old me was right just like 26 year old me was right. Hannah Montana is a great show
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
every living thing on earth can be categorized into at least one of three categories: bird, buge, and critter
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i might as well work at Staples, because you know i have that paper
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i texted one of my bosses out of CONCERN, and she sent me an ai generated reply.
me: a customer sent this to [my colleague], idk which one but just so you guys are aware. i don't know if he'll call ICE but just in case. stay safe

"boss":It's really sad that there are people like this in the world. Of course, the issue was fixed, but with gutters, we don't always know if everything is working perfectly until it rains again. [other boss] told me the same thing. I really appreciate you sharing this message with me and giving us a heads-up. We'll definitely stay alert.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
four people in the back of a cab with one saying  I'm still not over Amy Winehouse.
quote from broad city
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i don't CARE that it's 4:30 in the morning, i have to know why four leaf clovers are so rare
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
been waking up around 4am for like two weeks now, what's that about
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
can i go one fucking day without getting GLP-1s advertised to me
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my dad doesn't want people to know, so i'm here to tell you that he's cheating on his wife of 21 years with someone CLOSE TO MY AGE. she'll be 30 in November.
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ambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
all my homies say FUCK ICE
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
waking up at 4 and staying up when i have to be up two hours later is probably the dumbest thing i've ever done
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i'm playing Life is Strange again, so that's where my mental state's at rn
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
guys i lost a stinkbug in my bed
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
every time i go to play the sims, the main menu looks different. it's ugly and stupid and WEIRD
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
one of my favorite things to is, when someone heart reacts something on my snap story, i heart react to their heart react just to give em that love back
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
first of all why did i lie down "just for a minute" at 8:30 last night and now it's 4am, and second of all why did i sweat so much while asleep that i woke up thinking i pissed myself
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i peeked at the guest list for the cooked and chopped convention and your name wasn't on it twin
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ENGAGED TO A GUY BUT STILL BI
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i saw my ass in a mirror across the room and i was like DAMNNNNNN
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
GOT ENGAGEDDDDDD
a picture of an emerald and diamond engagement ring on my hand
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
also i didn't forget about yall i've been real busy!!! love u tho!!!
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i be forgetting that some of yall have kids
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
screenshot of an instagram notification:
"Your camera just got smarter. The new Meta Al app understands and interprets your photos."me looking disgusted and horrified
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
screenshot of an email:
GoodRx
"A new era for Ozempic, starting at $149"
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
they're trying to silence me
screenshot of my pfp and display name, then instead of my username cait.kills.men, it says invalid handle :(
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
ⓘ this user is the proud owner of a nice ass
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
gas is almost $5, an entire airline went out of business overnight, people are dying in the streets, we don't get paid enough to survive, all our food is poison, the news is mainly propaganda, and the world's run by rapist pedophiles. when is enough enough
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
am i going batshit or does the whopper jingle have the same tune as the goofy goober song
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
this reminded me of a picture i took a couple months ago
me giving my middle finger to a ChatGPT billboard
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i fucking hate ai. thank you goodbye
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
researching harry truman at 4 in the morning bc i found out we have the same birthday
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
oh my god imagine hearing The Devil Went Down to Georgia live
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i've never liked country music, but i can confidently say that isn't true anymore. i only like the kind of country music a cowboy would like
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i'll be having a good day and then my printer will act up
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
grief never goes away
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
been streaming on twitch recently, so if anyone wants to pop in next stream u can! twitch.tv/shimmeringellie
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
i beg. can we be so for real.
screenshot from whatsapp:
"Summarize 1 unread"
text: "i see"
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
guys can we be so for real. this is the most meme-able sentence i've ever seen in my life
headline: "Charlie Kirk mentor dies in freak pickleball accident"
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
gas is almost $4 already. i miss like a week ago when it was like $3.10 bro
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
missing liam payne
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
yeah :)
screenshot of a post i tried to make that was over the character limit:

"still haven't gotten my last check from my old job and i was told it was put in the mail a week ago. i live 5 miles from the fuckin place and not only that, but i was told i could pick my check up. i showed up and magically, it had been mailed. i don't think it was put in the mail at all because it doesn't take this long to mail literally anything, i live FIVE MILES AWAY. i'm so mad and they're dodging me and i have no idea what the fuck to do"screenshot of a text to my old manager:

"hey nick sorry to bother you but can you bring my check up to todd? i know you're all pissed at me for leaving like i did, and i get it and i'm sorry but the sooner i get my money the sooner none of yall will have to deal with me
i appreciate your guidance and friendship these past few months. i feel worse for you than for todd that i dipped like that"screenshot of a text to my old boss

"hey todd, sorry to bother you but i haven't gotten my check in the mail and it's been a week. maybe you can cancel that one and send a new one?"
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
take more pictures. of you, of your loved ones, of pretty things you see outside. the self deprecation will wear off and a picture you used to hate of yourself could be your favorite in a year. life comes at you fast, make memories every day and love even more.
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
can someone explain secured loans to me like i'm five years old because my head hurts more every time someone explains it like a grown up
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
not even through the first episode of Say Yes to the Dress and i'm pissed off bc THE DRESS IS FOR NO ONE BUT THE ONE WEARING IT TF
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
also i'm ready to get weirdly into roller skating
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
anyway look at this dress i got today. i can do fucking anything
a picture of me in a floor length indigo colored gown, posing with my mouth open in excitement with finger guns
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cait @caitkillsmen.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
just accidentally liked a comment from my dad's wife on a fb post my mom made 16 years ago and yknow what, if she gets mad she gets mad
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