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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

> LE: Watch fail videos and belly chuckle really fucking hard.

LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

YES THEY WILL. THEY WILL LISTEN BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T WILL PAY THE PRICE WHEN I EVENTUALLY DESTROY MY PODCASTING COMPETITION. AND ONCE THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LISTEN. I WILL DO WELL ON MY PROMISE. AND THEN I SHALL TAKE WHAT WAS PROMISED TO ME.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

OK. YOU KNOW WHAT. I AM GOING TO FORGIVE YOU. FOR HAVING A DISABILITY OF THE EARS AND EYES. BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DON'T GIVE EVEN A MIRCOCOSM OF A ZERO DOT ONE PERCENT OF A FUCK. ABOUT HOW OTHERS POD THEIR CASTS. AND TO SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT. IS EVEN MORE INFURIATING.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

OH GOD. I ALMOST FORGOT. THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK WITH CITIZENS. IF I WANT TO BE A *PROPER* INFLUENTIAL FIGURE.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I WILL DO THE MOST HONORABLE THING A MAN CAN DO. FOR YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. THE ONE WHO IS READING THIS. IF THE MONOLITHIC AEON-SPANNING HOE KNOWN AS JANE CROCKER DOES NOT STOP HER FEMALE MEDDLING, I WILL STEP IN. AND ELIMINATE THE SCANDALOUS EMPRESS MYSELF. YOU HAVE MY WORD! AND, YOU HAVE TWO DAYS.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

CROCKERCORP IS AN UNEQUIVOCAL SHAM. YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN READING. AND ABSORBING MANY IMPORTANT THINGS. NONE OF WHICH RELATE TO CROCKERCORP. HOWEVER. IT IS CLEAR TO ME. THAT YOUR SOCIETY IS NOW UNDER THE ENGORGED HOOF OF A RAVENOUS, CIRCULAR PIG. SO HERE IS WHAT I'LL DO.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

THE FIRST PART OF ESTABLISHING ANY GOOD POLITICAL BASE IS BY BROADCASTING YOUR VOICE. THROUGH SOME SORT OF POD. I MAY EVEN DO SOME. "DEBATES." BECAUSE I VALUE THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS. SO VERY, VERY MUCH.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

WHY DID THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT A GREEN WOMAN. WHO IS SCORNED FOR BEING EVIL. THEY SHOULD PRODUCE A MOVIE LIKE THAT FOR ME. EXCEPT I AM MORE RELATABLE AND DO NOTHING WRONG. OH WAIT. THEY ALREADY WROTE A STORY ABOUT THAT!

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

YOU KNOW WHAT. I THINK I AM GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

YES. LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. AT MY TINY HEAD. RELATIVE TO MY STOLEN FUTURE BODY. WHAT YOUR UNDERDEVLOPED NON-FLASHING EYES DON'T COMPREHEND IS JUST HOW FUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

OH MY GOD. DIRK THOUGHT HE COULD TORMENT A SPECIES BETTER THAN ME. I AM ACTUALLY CRYING RAINBOW TEARS.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

NO. YOU TERRIBLE FRAUDSPAWN. I HAVE DONE IT ALL. EVEN IF I, AS A SINGULAR CHERUB MAN WERE NOT PERSONALLY INVOLVED, I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU AS WELL. AND OF COURSE IN MY ALL KNOWING AGONY, I HAVE TURNED MY LEGITIMATE SPAWN INTO MY USURPER. HE IS THE THING THAT IS STOPPING ME.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT I STILL HOLD TOTAL DOMINION OVER REALITY. WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO DO ANYTHING.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

> YOU'RE not sure why? > You feel as if you need to explain for a moment. The extent of your power. > That power being. The fact that you are LORD fucking ENGLISH. And that you are damn sure why you suddenly feel a dark presence. > COME OUT. > YOU CANNOT HIDE. IN TEXT BLURBS.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

WHAT. NO HE ISN'T. EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ETERNALLY WEEPING SCUMBAG. WITH "DEPRESSION" WHERE HIS ENTHUSIASM SHOULD BE. IT IS SENSIBLE TO SAY. THAT HE IS TOTALLY FUCKING GAY TO BE PLAYING MY GAMES. USE CONTEXT CLUES, BITCH.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. SEE, LOOK. I AM GOING TO REVERT MY MEMORY TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T REMEMBER LOOKING AT YOUR SWOLLEN LECHEROUS BEHIND.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

@miasmajesty.bsky.social RESPOND NOW YOU REPREHENSIBLE PHALLUS CHURNING FUCK.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

SHUT UP. STOP FLAUNTING. YOU DISGUSTING SKANK. MY BOYS ARE ON THEIR WAY. TO DESTROY YOU.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

THAT GUY'S ARTERIES LOOKED DELICIOUS BTW. (THIS MEANS BY THE WAY.)

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𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚉𝙸: 𝙵𝙻𝙸𝙿. @bl1ndjust1c3.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

“𝟷𝚂 𝟷𝚃 𝚆𝟹𝟷𝚁𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝟷𝚂𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝟹𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝟷𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝟷𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙲𝟺𝚄𝚂𝟹 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝟹𝙼𝚂?” [ 🔞 | 𝚂𝙵𝚆 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

HOW ARE THESE GHOSTS STILL ALIVE. DON'T YOU ALL HAVE SOME SORT OF BEEFBODY AVATAR TO GET UTTERLY TROUNCED BY.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

NO WAY. YOU ARE? WHAT A STUNNING REVELATION. I'M SO WROUGHT WITH HUMAN CRYING EMOTIONS. CALLED SADNESS. AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT FACT. A FACT SO IMPORTANT. THAT THE MAN IT IS ATTACHED TO IS INSANELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT BY ASSOCIATION. > Your hands twitch. > You want to kill it so badly.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

LISTEN TO YOUR QUANTUM BOUNCING SIBLING. WHO IS STRANGELY PISSING ME OFF LESS THAN YOU ARE SOMEHOW. I SHOULD KILL AND DEVOUR YOU ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT IT CALLED YOU "SIS". BUT I WON'T. BECAUSE I AM "WELL-ADJUSTED." AND "SUCCESSFUL."

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

OH MY GOD. OH **FUCK** NO. YOU ARE COURTING THIS ONE. YOU SCURRILOUS LITTLE SHRIMP.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS. ALL OF MY 53 FOLLOWERS BEGIN LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

> LE: Flick it in the forehead. > You hold your thumb on your middle finger and let it go at the child's head. SHUT UP. HOLY SHIT.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

SO THE THING YOU STOLE FROM ME IS THE REASON YOU'RE ALIVE? WOW. NOW I SEE WHAT YOU ARE. YOU ARE WHAT ARE KNOWN AS "COSPLAYS". NAMED SUCH "BE-COS" THE ONLY ROLE THEY "PLAY" ARE "COSING" ME SUPREME DISAPPOINTMENT.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

NO. I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHO SHIT LIPS IS. BUT HERE IS A NEW IDEA. BEGIN TAKING ORDERS FROM ME. FOREVER. OR I WILL MURDER YOU.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

HOW THE FUCK. DO YOU KEEP GETTING INTO MY MANSION. AND WHY ARE YOU REVELING IN THIS. AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO SCORNS ME FOR THE SUPPOSED BAD THINGS I HAVE DONE.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

OOPS. I JUST ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON. THAT SENDS A POWERFUL PLUSH FRIEND TO TORMENT AN ENTIRE SPECIES OF GREYSCALE HORNED FREAKS.

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LORD GOD EMPEROR. @cairoovercoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

YES JUST SEND ME IT. OUR TRANSACTION WILL BE SECRET. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD.

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