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@caffeinebuzz.bsky.social
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Caffeine addict, prolific cat petter, knitter, antifascist. Sarcasm as a lifestyle brand. Trans rights are human rights. Slava Ukrani. Freedom for Palestine. No kings, no gods, no masters.

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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Damn, now I’m really craving Cheetos.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is it just me, or is this whole Bricks and Minifigs story about the most boring story ever? Maybe there’s something about my algorithm but YT keeps pushing videos about it. I get it, that one guy lost a priceless Lego collection and that sucks, really, but why are there SO many videos about it?
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
El Corrido de Alex Pretti Que descanse en paz youtu.be/71ImuUu5pHM?...
youtu.be
El Corrido de Alex Pretti - R. Castillo | Canción en su Memoria
YouTube video by R. Castillo
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This Joyce Carol Oates discourse be like
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Conservatives: "i DiDn'T vOtE fOr ThiS!" Yes. You absolutely did vote for this.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
“This face card has never been declined.” -Jemele Hill I need this on a t-shirt.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It’s a good thing 🍊doesn’t understand satire. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
cbc.ca
Late-night hosts mock Trump as outrage over Kimmel suspension grows
Fellow comedians Jon Stewart and Jimmy Fallon mocked U.S. President Donald Trump Thursday after Jimmy Kimmel Live! was pulled off the air on Wednesday by ABC following Federal Communications Commissio...
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Been watching Mr. Robot. It’s got 2 settings: brooding and grisly Tarantino-esque super violence.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I love this so much but there’s something about this statue that I can’t quite put my finger on.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Every day now: News item: President Tr*mp unlawfully [name a thing]
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a bit of a ‘Disney adult’ (I met my twin sister my divorced parents hid from me my entire life at a sleep away summer camp.)
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Finally! A store that sells something I actually need
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
POV: me opening up the NYT Games app as I wake up in the morning [to the tune of Head Games by Foreigner] 🎶 “Word games…. That’s all I ever do… word games… I can’t take it anymore…” 🎵
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I think I invented a new drink that’s a cross between a Soixante quinze (a.k.a. French 75) and a Hugo spritz. It’s basically the French 75 stuff with mint leaves muddled in. Help me think of a name for it. Maybe Victor Hugo spritz?
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Life musings, part 4,108: There’s a saying: “when the wind changes, adjust your sails.” What they don’t tell you is that adjusting the sails involves pulling on a rope that is really hard to pull depending on how hard the wind is blowing…. (1/2)
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Clippy, y’all. youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ?...
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Change your profile picture to clippy. I'm serious
YouTube video by Louis Rossmann
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ok, this season of The Americans has really gone off the rails.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I keep hearing this controversy about whether the new pope is a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan. Doesn’t it make more sense for the pope to be a Cardinals fan?
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May the Fourth be with you youtu.be/KQ76-WiFTlo?...
youtu.be
Songs that use 5/4 time
YouTube video by David Bennett
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Old and busted: “Let them eat cake.” New hotness: “Let them eat not as much cake.”
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hey… how you living?
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Ok, this is EXACTLY how I imagine 🍊 saying “Vladimir, stooop iiit.” LOL youtube.com/shorts/2Zvb9...
youtube.com
Vladimir, STOP IT! #PuppetRegime #Trump #Putin #RussiaUkraine #Parody
YouTube video by GZERO Media
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
From those woke commie pinko liberals at *checks notes*… The Economist? Yikes!
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Follow-up. What is Carambar? It’s a candy sold in France. It comes in caramel and fruit-flavored varieties. The fruit flavored ones are chewy, like Starburst. They have French jokes printed on the inside of the wrappers. It’s not the most awesome candy, though it’s not bad…. (1/2)
Picture of fruit-flavored Carambar, a delicious chewy French candy with dumb jokes printed on the inside of the wrappers.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Learning French with Carambar wrapper jokes, Part 1: Q: Que faut-il faire quand on a le cafard? Réponse: Acheter de l’insecticide. “Avoir le cafard” means “to be depressed.” “Cafard” also means “cockroach.” I know this is a play on words, but if you interpret it wrong, this could be pretty dark 🙂
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The thing about it is, if you are against innocent people who are here legally being disappeared without due process or recourse to a torture prison in El Salvador, people on the right will say that you hate America and love crime and gangs. Why are you people like this?
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This reminds me that when I was a little girl, I got a pet chick as a gift for Easter one year. We made a pen for it out of chicken wire in the backyard. It eventually got loose from the pen and ran away, don’t know what happened to it. It was an even shittier pet than Archer’s lemur.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
That’s ok, I didn’t think I could retire anyway.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
299 character limit? Well….
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a cartoon says one trick is to tell them stories that don t go anywhere
Alt: Grampa Simpson says “one trick is to tell them stories that don t go anywhere”
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! I have no cute art or anything, just a fervent wish for all of you to be healthy, happy, and loved in your life.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Even 🍊’s supporters should be angry about this, right? They’re always saying immigrants have to come legally, they have to do it “the right way.” 🍊 is deporting LEGAL immigrants who are doing it “the right way”! Y’know… unless their dislike for immigrants was never really about that.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Happy Ides of March!
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Stealing from this person who stolen this. Whatever, it’s funny.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Sometimes I’m glad I know other languages. You won’t find this kind of clarity in US media. “🍊 abruptly freezes military aid to bend Volodymyr Zelensky to his will.” And no, you cannot get me to type that person’s name.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🎶Call it what you want Eh eh eh call it what you want….🎵
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Jesus Christ. America is doing this on your behalf and mine. It’s absolutely, objectively wrong.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My Bluesky timeline be like: Oh, God Oh, God What the fuck Good lord What in the actual fuck OH LOOKIT A PUPPYYYYY Oh, God Ew What? AAAAAWWWW LOOK AT THE KITTY!!!! Oh, God What the f*ck is happening No, not a Severance spoiler! Oh, God
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Grim prediction: America is getting 9/11’ed again. And think about back in 2001. There are even fewer adults in the room this time.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sharing for signal boost
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I hope someone sees this post, because I need to talk. What the HECK is going on on LinkedIn right now?!?! I go in and look at some of the posts… some with completely unhinged political ranting and personal insults. Do these people have jobs or hoping to get jobs? Like…. HOW?
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
First of all, it’s Colombia….
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Nunca pensé….. youtube.com/shorts/I6U9L...
youtube.com
Latinos from Trump never thought the leopards would eat their face
YouTube video by Franchesca Ramsey
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Tariffs on coffee are very detrimental to someone of my persuasion.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
(1/2) I made this bread pudding out of a stale croissant. Didn’t use a recipe. I soaked some dried cranberries and dried apricots (chopped) in rum (for a little bit, would have been longer if I’d planned) and added that rum to the soak. Soak had cream, vanilla, eggs, & brown sugar.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Random confessions #1: I am deathly afraid to apply eye liner to my water line.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Take 2: Being antifascist AND having empathy should not be even remotely controversial.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Bluesky be like… Seriously, I don’t know any of you people. 🤷‍♀️
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Being antifascist shouldn’t be even remotely controversial.
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Picture of a Tesla Cybertruck with the caption “It took so many years to develop effective birth control for men but I’m so glad the cybertruck finally arrived “
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I Like Coffee @caffeinebuzz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly is the name of my Nine Inch Nails ska cover band.
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