☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 3hI stopped watching the news before the last election and don’t regret my decision at all. 000
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Apparently there’s a rule at my home that no one is allowed to sing it just before bedtime. I reckon if you’re awake all night anyway, you’d may as well enjoy your ear worm 😆 020
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have plenty of bamboo stakes if you want some. 🍅 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My kitties love my merino drawer, too. It's warm, cosy and just the right height. 😻 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's so very hard if a patient doesn't have someone to advocate for them. 😔 020
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d do the same - AND make an excellent travel playlist. Happy birthday. Have a lovely trip. 110
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just finished my last meeting of the day and it’s still sunny and this is why I love daylight saving. ☀️ 040
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was never allowed to watch The Wizard of Oz as a child because it gave my dad nightmares when he was little. Apparently he was riding his bike in a storm when the witches turned into three of his aunties and chased him the whole way home. Sounds feasible. 🧙♀️🌪️😆 020
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I didn’t really, either. I shouldn’t have taken it as a subject but that’s what all the “brainy girls” took at my school. Never used it, never needed it, and no idea why I dreamt about it overnight. 🤷♀️ 020
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could all claim the opportunity cost of living in our own homes? 🏡 www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...stuff.co.nzAuthority cracks down on ministers’ $52,000 accommodation allowancesBut ministers who own their Wellington homes mortgage-free will still be able to claim the accommodation allowance. 2134
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Awoke from a very strange dream. My calculus exam is in three weeks and I haven’t been to class all year. I don’t even remember what calculus is or know where it is in my timetable and will definitely fail. For the record, the last time I did calculus was for my bursary exam in 1992. 🥴 170
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*squee!* So lovely to meet the luckiest pup in the world! 🐶 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I noticed four bird-of-paradise flowers this morning. I look forward to seeing her bloom during the week. 🌱🇳🇿 0120
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ohhhh, darling. I hope she’s back to normal soon. 😻 001
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That sounds more complicated than half your age plus seven. 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So excited for you Ed. I can’t wait to see who’s joining your family. 🐕 020
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got my 18-year-old nephew to enroll for elections last night. It took three minutes online. “Is that all it takes?” he asked. Yep, simple. 😊 0112
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Where did this week go? I started today with a very full To Do list and some things just won't get done before tomorrow's workshops. Need do work out what I can do and what I can drop. 😑 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We felt very grown up the year Mr Weka's family chipped in and bought us a 200L rain water storage tank for Christmas. They thought it was boring. We know it's the best gift ever. 120
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aroha nui, e hoa. Much love to you and your whānau. It's been a long journey for you all. May your mum be at peace now. 💜 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hope you’re able to get the support you need. You have so much to deal with. 110
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are still beautiful flowers where you are going. My aunty has an amazing garden that you will probably drive past every time you go into town. But cut flowers are rare. We usually bring them with us for tangi. 021
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026From experience: the wardrobe, linen cupboard, top of the stairs, windowsill … 020
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My first massage in 4+ years, thanks to my birthday voucher from Mr Weka. She asked how I am. I replied, “old, broke, tired and everything hurts” and she knew exactly what to do. 😌 0110
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don’t forget the 0 timer followed by by the door remaining firmly locked for as long as you stand there trying to open it. 030
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Given the little I know about them from what you’ve told me, I’m sure it was well intentioned. I guess you’ll never know what they were told. 120
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ahem. I actually have my own club over here. Current membership: 1. 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That’s wonderful news - and such a relief. 110
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh, how absolutely heartbreaking for you all. 😢 010
☕️Caffeinated Weka☕️ @cafeweka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh, how exciting! I can’t wait to virtually meet your new addition. 🐶 010