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@caeton.bsky.social
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My 37th favorite roller coaster is Wonder Woman Golden Lasso Coaster at Six Flags Fiesta Texas. I feel like a glass shrimp.

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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy at the tire shop was like “looks like you’re having an unlucky day” and I went “huh?” like there wasn’t a nail in my tire.
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VARC WORLD SERIES @varcracing.com · 30/09/2026
Kite takes the win from Dover after qualifying 4th in the second of Four Crowns! 1. @caeton.bsky.social 2. @colby71.bsky.social (-0.827) 3. @burk.racing (-4.913)
Kite Bomersbach (#37) leads the field on the only restart, halfway through the second VARC World Series Four Crown race at Dover.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Execution has been there recently. @varcracing.com
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m am the danger
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drewg @mooncraft.racing · 23/09/2026
the crime in long beach is outrageous @varcracing.com static image because figma motion export is borqued
Post race graphic from the VARC World Series sprints at Long Beach.
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VARC WORLD SERIES @varcracing.com · 23/09/2026
The B Team returned with a vengeance at home in Long Beach!! The World Series points chase has shifted greatly headed into Dover! Race 1 1. @caeton.bsky.social 2. @smoores02.bsky.social 3. Mason Fleischauer Race 2 1. @davidk66.bsky.social 2. @smoores02.bsky.social 3. Mason Fleischauer
David Krikorian (#33) leads Stephen Moore (#69) and Mason Fleischauer (#06) late in the running of the World Series double header at Long Beach.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hear good things, but maybe look to buy one used for less.
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Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Position heat map for @varcracing.com Race 7
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Peverly Motor Club @peverlymotorclub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@varcracing.com Rudskogen Kite gets it one for the first W of the season for the team! 37: P1 1: P6 95: P16 77: P22
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VARC WORLD SERIES @varcracing.com · 16/09/2026
Kite grabs the pole and the win in World Series Round 7 at Rudskogen! 1. @caeton.bsky.social 2. Mason Fleischauer (-11.760) 3. @mooncraft.racing (-23.119)
Kite Bomersbach (#37) leads Mason Fleischauer (#06) and Drew Glover (#92) in the early stages of the World Series enduro at Rudskogen.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My hyperfixation food lately has been a Jersey Mike’s Turkey sandwich Mike’s Way with the pepper relish and banana peppers. I walk in the building and say “give me a sandwich so acidic that throwing it in the ocean would be an EPA violation” and they knock it out of the park every time.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The one where they are straight up jorkin it
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We’re gonna move across the country with nothing but a dented up Ford Escape and a little bit of motion.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The entire VARC field last night:
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now the more logical conclusion is that so many elite racing drivers have lazy eyes because their parents spent all of their money on racing instead of correcting the lazy eye, but I don’t I’ll ever be able to definitively know if it’s a cause or effect.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have had this theory for years that having a lazy eye gives you a competitive advantage in a race car.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Best water tower in the country
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Re: Carson Kvapil doing a burnout on the bricks. Indycar fans are the biggest dorks you know.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Todd Gilliland masterclass
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I flew to Georgia to ride this thing last week. Top 10 roller coaster for me. Probably headed to the scrapyard if I had to guess.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yes we got them all. You can sleep easy tonight knowing justice is served.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Roller coaster number 300 for me yesterday. We’ll start working towards 400 on Thursday.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Riding roller coaster #300 today if all goes well.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The most difficult person you’ll ever meet is always directly in front of you in line at the drive through.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Stopped by the old family deli (that’s Kite in the black and white photograph).
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Southwest Airlines speedrunning losing customers
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I got home from California and immediately impulse bought every jar of Cascabella peppers that Meijer had on the shelf.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We may have had a few heaters on an open highway last night
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In Texas you pay good money to huff jalapeño seeds
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We got trapped in the diggity dang tunnel
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They shooting fireworks off the diggity dang Golden Gate tonight
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Had a good time in the city yesterday.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Drinking a little Sapporo in San Francisco
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
33 of my top 100 roller coasters are manufactured by Bolliger & Mabillard, however 0 of my top 10 come from them. Only 12 of their rides that I have ridden land outside of my top 100 as I rapidly approach 300 unique roller coasters.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In my research today I discovered that I rode a roller coaster last December from a Turkish manufacturer that I had never heard of.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’ve ridden roller coasters built by 50 separate companies/individuals. It’s not always the easiest thing to keep track of, different authorities have different opinions on certain claims, and I have my opinion on a few matters as well. There aren’t a ton more to add to that list in North America.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They’ll be a superteam until McLaren hands them all 8th place cars again.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have a cross country flight today which means the roller coaster spreadsheet is getting an upgrade.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sandwiches are one of the top 3 reasons to live.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I hope you still have some life left in you, old friend. I know you do.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They hate me
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They should put Happy Cherries in my Dr Pepper
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They hate me
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Pretty sure the Acura got slammed into a Corvette which indicates he was checking up for the pack.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Going for the upset
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Congrats on the big accomplishment brother.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I edited my toes out of this photograph.
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
These pickles aren’t spicy but boy do I love Todd Gilliland
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Kite @caeton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I will be there for 24 hours but I will hit you up if I make it out to Alabama Adventure one day.
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