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With the US Government sanctioning public executions, we are just one step away from a real life "Running Man" situation where undocumented individuals run the gauntlet live on PPV with the result being citizenship or death! Wait.. I'm just giving them ideas now, aren't I.. *sigh*

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Absolutely adore this! My favourite swear word for sure 😂 My Mother also hated the word "cunt" the one and only time in my life I ever heard her use it was when Theresa May became PM..

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just hit my original weight loss goal, I've now lost over 1/3 of my entire body weight since November, almost 100lbs.. also feelin' pretty cute today so have a selfie 😂

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

An Indian chips ad, frickin' genius. 🤣

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Seriously @thegodshow.com you take Dolly Parton and then Tim Curry in the same week and leave a bunch of far more worthy shit stains behind, what the fuck is up with that?

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Greens have nothing to achieve by standing in this election, don't play into his hands and do as the other parties are doing and refuse to play his games - it will just show it up as the absolute farce that it is.

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8D 💚 Turtle Gremlin 💚 @8dturtle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

UK government announced pubs can stay open for the football faster than they condemned genocide lol

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Patriotic Millionaires UK @patmillsuk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

How Much Is Too Rich? We asked @adambrichto.bsky.social to take to the streets and see what the British public thinks. Extreme wealth has spiralled so far out of control that it's almost impossible to put into perspective. We're playing with poker chips to see what it really looks like.

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Is that because so many people on the waiting list have since died?

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Smear campaign is hardly necessary, it appears many of us are already of the opinion that he's an absolute scumbag who is more than happy to throw the LGBTQ+ community and the NHS under the bus to get ahead. He's a snivelling turncoat with a bizarrely grandiose sense of worth.. and I'm being polite.

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I was looking to pick up a decent pair of sunglasses a few weeks ago and actively decided against Ray-Ban's as I didn't want people thinking I was recording them, even if I got a pair without that function, I feel they already have the rep of "creepy glasses" now..

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Thanks to all my weight loss, diet/lifestyle change since November, I have officially now managed to reverse my diabetes and come off of medication.. mind blown.. 🤯

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 08/05/2026

regular reminder: keir starmer quite literally told the left, and progressive voters, to leave. he told us he did not want our votes.

bbc.co.uk

Starmer: If you don't like Labour changes leave

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer has said Labour has changed permanently under his leadership.

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Hopefully it was fucking cyanide..

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

youtu.be/Xt4X4FvXk2A?... seriously, why am I so into this? can't say I have ever even remotely had any excitement for a streetfighter movie before 😂

youtu.be

Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie)

YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Literally over here, working my ass off.. #tirzepatide #mounjaro

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I have no regrets inflicting skinny jeans on people at my age.. I worked damn hard to get my legs and butt to this point so EVERYONE is gonna see it!

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

4 1/2 stone (60.6lb/27.4kg) down now, starting to see major physical differences, all on track to lose another 3 1/2 before August - no question it's saved my life and will pay off when it comes to heart surgery.. New life achievement, unlocked!

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Quick update since it's been a while.. 4 Months now of not smoking, 3 Stone 5.2lbs (47.2lbs, 21.4kg) down since November, about half way to my goal for August! Positively thriving right now and loving it!

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Honestly, I feel people just get absorbed and trapped in doomscrolling and it starts to influence every aspect of their life, and I say that as someone who was doing the exact same on twitter. When I recognised it I deleted all social media except a finely curated bluesky, was a monumental change.

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Jesus.. That makes you sound older than me! 🤣 I'm being a menace in 7 days to die, we got a crew of 4 of us that are making zombies wish they never died.. Is a lot of fun 😁

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Great start, well done! I'm 10 weeks in, 32lb loss so far -it's worth sticking with! There's gonna be days where the side effects kick your butt, the nausea is REAL and on those days have a back up plan like meal replacement drinks and lots of water. All in all the payoff is worth the odd bad days

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Storming into 2026, six weeks now since I have smoked and 32lbs (2.3 Stone/14.5kg) dropped in weight in 10 weeks! The Mounjaro has allowed me to focus more on higher quality, nutrient dense foods because my meals are significantly smaller, no snacking and very few empty calories. Different mindset.

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Caelen King @caelen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

and removal of the heart leads to 100% fewer heart attacks, high blood pressure and coronary complications... Your argument for child genital mutilation makes zero sense, it's a barbaric practice that should only exist in a medical environment where absolutely necessary.

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