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Cade Roux

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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well Holy Shit. I finally get to vote against Scalise. We are 4/25. They really need to update the maps. I kept reading and checking maps and nothing ever showed anything changing for us.
Redistricting changes for LA-01
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marlyville is outside Scalise's district according to this map.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did district 1 change or is Geaux Vote wrong? Geaux vote is saying we are now in Scalise's district?! But from everything I can see we are still not.
Supposedly my ballot for Nov 3House map according to the federal government.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So that Park of Heroes in Harahan that had a massive glow up a couple years ago while the playground was neglected/abandoned after tearing up the play surface? They did start a new playground a couple months ago. And it looks like it will be nice with shade. And it has a tank slide. 🤦‍♂️
Tank slide for smaller kids behind construction fence.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dad it's a crab!
Menstruation crustacean lobster heating pad
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Juxtaposition
Experts say Trump can't easily demolish everything.  Juxtaposed with people getting ill and dying because they don't believe Louis Pasteur was an expert on germs.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ice T drug meme: It's a combination of Grok and Gemini; the kids are calling it Slop
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In my "Making Groceries" family chat shopping list bot ecosystem, I have added a magnetic fridge device. It's eink, refreshes itself from the server every few hours and at this point the only thing I really miss about Alexa shopping lists is the voice activation.
MagTag device on fridge showing shopping list: 1 trip needed to Costco
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like I'm in some other universe
Google results for who is Morgan Wallen
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I also weighs five pounds.
Book on kitchen scale showing 5 lbs.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, I am hungry
Crawfish calas in the book
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Libraries are all closed. Libby wants link updates. Server is overloaded. Just awesome.
A ton of New Olreans library branches are closedLibby needs card link verifiedLibrary authentication server is overwhelmed.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does Drake just sned the material straught to Lamar now to make things more efficient? Just edit the cats/coyotes meme to insert feeding material to Lamar for their rap beef.
Just feeding shelter cats to coyotes.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My brother made red beans today with the bone and drippings from the ham he smoked for our Labor Day/September Birthdays yesterday, and I just walked over and picked some up. It's good but he just puts too much heat. Presumably cayenne or habanero.
Red beans with sausage and ham in a glass bowl
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The invisible hand
The potion began to switl around and around like an invisible hand had stirred it.The Glitter Dragons, Dragon Girls, Naomi the Rainbow Glitter Dragon
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Grapefruit-Basil sno-ball for me
Child reaching for some of my grapefruit-basil sno-ball
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel like it entirely hinges on po-boy and pecan.
mydialect.us seems to indicate I am from Avery Island
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, I guess that makes sense.
Willems was raised in New Orleans and graduated from Newman.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So we're reading Elephant and Piggie "Let's Go For a Drive" in the waiting room, and it has a bunch of bits of maps in the illustrations, and a big chunk of them are southeast Louisiana. It's easier to see them on the final scene when they decide to play pirates instead.
Driving plans fall through and Elephant and Piggie assemble the bags (ship), maps (sail), umbrellas (mast) and sunglasses (eye patches) so they can play pirates.Map shows ChalmetteGonzales and surrounds
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well, I guess it could have been a lot worse
Saints shirt with Louis from Disney's The Princess and the Frog
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Always weird shit going on there
Elephant on the lose
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anyone know what this is meant to be? Suckers on the back, a kind of ribbed surface on the front. May have been a Mardi Gras throw. May have been a kids birthday party favor.
Rainbow colored silicone thing with a poop emoji, ribbed on one side, suckers on the back.Rainbow colored silicone thing with a poop emoji, ribbed on one side, suckers on the back.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I got Claude to translate the indecipherable jargon of the paper's intro into something more tractable.
Despite decades of study, a quantitative, integrated framework to evaluate minute-scale throughput, geometric control, and a zero external footprint for Khufu’s pyramid has been lacking. We test the Integrated Edge-Ramp (IER) model—a helical path formed by omitting and backfilling perimeter courses—using a unified, end-to-end pipeline coupling parametric geometry, discrete-event logistics, and staged finite-element analysis (FEA). An adaptive multi-ramp strategy can sustain 4–6-min dispatches and yields a median on-site duration of 13.8–20.6 years (95% CI); including quarrying, river transport, and seasonal pauses gives 20–27 years. FEA indicates that stresses and settlements remain within plausible limits for Old Kingdom limestone under self-weight. The model’s geometry is also consistent with internal voids identified by muon imaging (a hypothesis-generating result). The IER helps reconcile throughput, survey access, and zero-footprint closure, and produces falsifiable predictions (edge-fill signatures, corner wear). Our study provides a transferable, open-data/code framework for testing construction hypotheses for ancient megastructures.

became:

As for the great pyramid of Khufu — a road was made upon its flank, coiling like a serpent. Stones were dispatched without ceasing, like the river's flow. Twenty years and seven in its building — from quarry, upon the river, unto its summit. Its faces are true, its sides each like the other. No road remains at its side; its body has swallowed it. Hidden places are within its belly, perceived by the knowers of things unseen. It stands firm and stable, forever.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another day for banh mi rice bowls for the kids going back to college. I started to julienne my own carrots in the mandoline and for whatever reason they taste better than the bag. Also, the cucumbers from store not fabulous right now. Hope my plants survive this heat and start producing again.
Rice in a white bowl topped with pork sausage, cucumber slices and matchstick carrots with a little chili crisp.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ok, this stuff is legit. Got 10-K. Now we need Pop Rouge and Dr. Nut.
Nectar Creme Soda can - pink, white and cream colored.Handmade for the home team in Baton Rouge.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not these trees on Earhart. Which trees did they take out?
A bad picture of trees in the night
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That whole thread seems incongruous coming from someone with this particular bio. How could he ... I don't even know where to start.
The poster in question's bio
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know I complained about this park in Harahan that was massively remodelled and re-opened more than a year ago. Well, I guess they finally realized the neglected playground needed to be addressed.
Harahan's Park of Heroes playground build signage in fence.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I walked past this the other night on Broadway. Assuming this came out of Newcomb/Tulane.
Creepy doll faced statue with body of a dog and other strange ceramic works.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is that THE El Torito?
Wikipedia: El Torito is an extension designed to allow booting a computer from a CD-ROM. It was announced in November 1994[28] and first issued in January 1995 as a joint proposal by IBM and BIOS manufacturer Phoenix Technologies. According to legend, the El Torito CD/DVD extension to ISO 9660 got its name because its design originated in an El Torito restaurant in Irvine, California (33.684722°N 117.852547°W).[29] The initial two authors were Curtis Stevens, of Phoenix Technologies, and Stan Merkin, of IBM.[29]
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bluesky has shitty GIF selection, so I found a better one
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pie a la fucking mode
Hubig's pie (pineapple) in a bowl with Costco Super Premium vanilla ice cream
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Google Street view of 3023 Magazine.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
International spread for World Cup final. Celebrating all the countries. There are some other things. I did the cucumber sandwiches on this time with croissants to celwbrate England and France and everyone agrees that works (with cream cheese whipped with lime juice and Tajin) well.
Nutella filled doughnuts in a bowlBrazi bitesCucumber sandwiches on croissantsPretzels
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Glad we have room for passengers in the mornings
White leopard stuffie next to a 5yo girl in bike helmet in the bay of a cargo trike.  Viewed from the driver's position
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm going to assume eastbound on Carrollton is what you do to get to N. Carrollton Ave...
NOLAREADY: Due to flooding, eastbound and westbound lanes of Carrollton Avenue at the I-10 Overpass are closed to vehicle traffic. Use Caution.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jeff Bezos runs a fucking clown show over there.
Popup reminder of the ASSBABY branded product I saw someone mention.  Of course, after verifying it on Amazon, now it constantly wa ts me to buy it.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Next 5yo birthday party present done. And it's still 2 weeks out!
Green mini toolbox, personalized with glittery silver vinyl with black drop shadow.  Three Hot Wheels cars in lower drawer.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Another day, another big fatty hiding.
Big fat cucumber on table
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When the giant collection of post-it notes that is its memory is all different colors, that's when it's a personality.
Giant colored wall of post-it notes.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
She's mostly working from the inside. She even pulled a vent to have temporary AC
Vent blowing in through a future return
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me to wife working on rerouting our AC returns upstairs: why are you wearing hi-viz vest? Her: It has pockets, and if you want to recover the body in the attic.
Scaffolding, can barely see person in pink hi-viz vest working on wall.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Costco knows me so well
Promo article for Montreal Steak seasoning.  Potatoes in olive oil and Montreal seasoning, roasted in oven.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You might want to avoid Fontainbleau and Broadway for a while. They are making a meal out of replacing a driveway.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm building a bot to do these announcements in family chat from some kind of meal planning calendar, but until then, I have to write them up by hand, so they will sound a lot better for a littel while longer.
Dinner tonight will be fresh CCFM pasta and pesto with Canseco's Italian sausage plus CCFM zucchini and squash.  Wednesday, steak with french onion and garden bell pepper and mozzarella poboys on Dong Phuong.  Pulled pork whenever the shoulder defrosts.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Dad, get Mom What do you need? I just really NEEEED Mom Ok, I'm almost done in the kitchen No, don't come back in the living room!
Time for bed timer has triggered on the TV
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tacos CCFM shrimp in cornmeal fried, CCFM corn sauted in butter and Tajin, slaw with mustard, lime, and local honey from a local whistle printer in Gentilly, shallot pickled in lime. Did I mention lime?
Two large tacos with fried shrimp and toppings on a plate on a counter.
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Cade Roux @caderoux.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I think a lot about wheelbarrows. While you can buy spare parts for them, it is almost never cost effective to repair them. Handles are incredibly expensive. Wheels are actually reasonable.
Free broken wheelbarrow from the street loaded into my Gorilla cart about to hauled home and turned into an herb planter.
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