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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

My favourite part of the English Monarchy is that the English Monarch has literally never been properly English

Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

It's fun growing up as a military child and running into other people who's parents are enlistees, and going "you know neither of us comes from a good background"

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It is no coincidence that this #IranWar started 2 months after the Iranian protests. They unified the Iranian people and gave them a martyr by killing the leader and gave the Iranian government an excuse to crack down even harder. 1/3

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

MAGA backing Cuomo instead of Sliwa should be a message to Republican politicians everywhere that the elites will turn on you if you're not pro-sexual assault or anti-working class enough

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

What's the difference between not paying someone to work, but giving them shitty food/shelter; vs. paying your workers just barely enough to cover shitty food/shelter where the money just gets funneled back to the upper class. It's just slavery with extra steps, serfdom or feudal peasantry at BEST

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

We should try to get the new Pope to bless the Ocean and turn the sea into Holy Water

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Palestinians with dying children, malnourished and huddled in a camp: "We're being genocided" Trump: "No you're not" White South Africans sitting at home with electricity, and stable job prospects, living better than your average American: "We're not being genocided" Trump: "Yes, you are"

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Just realized Jesus isn't even eligible for Pope. And not because he's dead, there's no rule that says you have to be living. It's because he wasn't Catholic, it didn't exist yet

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

It's time to take our heads out of the sand as a country. Blood, the second single off the Freshman LP II, out tomorrow on ALL platforms 🩸🇺🇸

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Calling Trump a public servant while simultaneously throwing tens of thousands of actual public servants to the street is laughable. Trump thinks the public serves him

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Can we talk about just how crazy Trump getting the idea to open Alcatraz from a MOVIE on CABLE FUCKING TV is? That's not even just boomer behaviour, even the grandmas are watching their movies on Netflix or at least DVD at this point. That is certified nursing home/hospice care activity in 2025

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I've never heard anybody point it out, but it's weird the cliche they have in movies where high school cheer auditions are in front of the captains, and popularity is a big factor. Does any school actually do that? Because that's usually the coach's job

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Thank you @mark-carney.bsky.social for calling out the US's role in the illegal weapons trade. We complain about terrorists and drugs while supplying the very weapons that give them the ability to do that. The rich pay it lip service and do nothing because they know it's us that has to deal with it

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

How are people convinced that the country that owns a third of the world economy despite only having 4% of the population is the victim? Its not that America doesnt have money, its that its all hoarded by a few thousand Americans

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

They are gonna keep lowering the bar for the death penalty. Thats why they're so emphasized on dehumanizing every immigrant and painting them all as criminals. Trump wants to get rid of over 20 million human beings, and deporting that many is impossibly expensive, so there is only ONE other way

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

"I dont know anything about it" Xi Xingping seems to have a better understanding of what is happening in our country than the president, at least HE keeps up with the group chat

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Obama will still be younger in 2040 than Trump is right now

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Not a surprise that they're not having a comedian at the White House Correspondent's dinner, they were never going to find a comedians that is both good and complicit

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

So saying "don't kill Palestinian children" means you support Hamas and should be kidnapped with no court date, but Trump and Hegseth giving $2B worth of weapons to the state literally harboring Hamas officials is fine?

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

These people would rather you be an American rapist than an innocent foreigner. They rally behind people like Trump, Andrew Tate, and Matt Gaetz. Most of those on the Epstein list are Americans, yet the resources are going to kidnapping tourists and students

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Every second Hegseth spends not locked up inside Leavenworth is more confirmation to the CCP that the US military is not a threat. If my dad or friends in the military did that, I would never see them again

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The stupid and the malicious working together is a dangerous combination. Why do you think it's a common villain trope in stuff like Pinky and the Brain, Harry Potter (Malfoy + Crabbe/Goyle), and Home Alone?

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

If I had a nickel for every time a woman US presidential candidate lost to Trump in the same month a Moana movie came out, with a running mate named Tim, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

We are NOT okay with being "resources" to be pillaged, Donald. Saying things are great when they're not is exactly what Nero and every narcissistic leader do

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This is American infrastructure. This is what a lack of alternatives looks like. We still have cars in Germany, we're literally the best car country in the world, with the famous autobahn. And your grandpa doesn't have to drive a scooter next to commercial trucks to get to the nearest shop

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This is like the Germans naming a base after a "different Hitler"

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Why the hell has nobody told me that Oklahoma's on fucking fire right now?

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

How is #HasanPiker saying they would kill Rick Scott any different than Trump advocating for the death penalty for drugs? Hasan's not even saying it's a good idea, so if anything he's still more moral /1

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

"If a million people spend $5 million dollars we have a trillion" there arent even 600,000 people on the planet with a net worth of $10M, and a huge chunk of them are already Americans. This is middle school math.

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CNN @cnn.com · 03/03/2025

The Office of Personnel Management was asked to pay for 20 full-time positions in Musk’s department for work between January 20 and July 4, 2026, according to the draft agreement obtained by CNN sent from the executive office of the president to OPM leadership for review. cnn.it/4bolaRA

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Blaming #Ukraine on this war is like blaming Poland for WW2. I'm sure if they just surrendered, Hitler would've mellowed out and not just go after yet another territory 🙄

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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

"Something needed to happen." More than 60 high school students staged a walkout Friday at Kadena Air Base on Okinawa to protest Pentagon policies affecting diversity initiatives, the third such demonstration at a Defense Department school since Feb. 11. (from @brianmcelhiney.bsky.social)

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‘Something needed to happen’: Okinawa DODEA students stage latest walkout for diversity

More than 60 high school students staged a walkout at Kadena High School on Okinawa to protest Pentagon policies affecting diversity initiatives.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/02/2025

How would a random Russian news agency reporter sneak into the White House?

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

It's like if your house got robbed and the cops come in and say it's your fault for having valuables in your home, then making you give them half your stuff and the front door, promising the robbers won't come back for the rest

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Trump being in charge of the #EpsteinFiles is like putting R Kelly in charge of the Diddy case

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Quick reminder than #ElonMusk has $300M for every single dollar a millionaire has

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

These egg prices got me feeling like the pigs from Angry Birds

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I would like to avoid the pitfall of this life None of it is necessary, Chappell had it right

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Dumping Gatorade already with 3 minutes left in the game is some petty shit 😭

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Kanye West doesn't care about black people

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

16 years in America without a commercial plane crash, and this could have and should have been avoided. Prayers for anyone that lost loved ones

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

There are 1 million illegal Americans in Mexico. Imagine how much of a bitch fit the Republicans would have if Mexico starts doing the exact same thing and treating them the exact same way

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

The competition for Best Animated Feature is tight this year, I could see any of them winning

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

The TikTok ban isn't political. Both of the parties agree on it. Its bad for the people. Its a class issue. They have "evidence" that they cant describe and nobody else has seen. And this is as somebody who doesn't like or use TikTok often at all. /1

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Caden Swanigan @cadenswanigan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Amerikanisch Insfrastruktur ist antisoziale

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Thank you, Canada. And we’re so sorry about him.

Screenshot of a tweet mentioning Canadians aiding Los Angeles by dropping water on the Palisades fire, paired with an image of a yellow firefighting plane releasing water near a residential area.

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