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And then your reward for finishing everything is to watch the robot walk very slowly all the way to the school to give the Easter Bunny's egg sac to the good little boys and girls at Pissington Hill!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have been desperate for years to jump into my PS1 and have an affair with Bob the Builder's wife!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everyone knows who Jetix Magazine is!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It feels like the second coming of Christ, and the first coming was already pretty good.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Buzz looks like a burn victim, and Woody looks like he just survived Chernobyl.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Because in Bear's Big Blue House, YOU WORK FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That's all I ever do with my life. I'm either playing Crash or being an American traitor.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bee Movie: The Video Game is starting to make me cry. Like my uncle. When they caught him.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am not having it! Not having it! Jim Caddick, 28, male, NOT HAVING IT!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Flowers are Dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, I'm ending it.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dominatrixes on a snowboard is a very specific kink of mine and god damn it I want to live it

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey guys it's me it's Caddicarus and I am very proud to announce my new gameplay channel, Forehead Gaming

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We're now using pubes to sell a Sonic game.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I didn't know that Ronald Reagan was a double D cup!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Wood & Water Rage" sounds like something you catch when you're pregnant.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

See? He even calls me by my real name, like my mummy when she's upset with me.

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What is it with this game and excrement?

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I wanted to watch random people I don't care about engage in illegal dog fights in the woods, I'd just watch that instead!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm not sure what's more sad though, the fact that we're now technically homeless or that somebody opened a shop that's very nearly "Wang's Delicious".

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will personally ship myself over to your house and give you a kiss

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh no! My nagging wife just got captured by a human grandfather clock!

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What is it with this game and excrement?

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