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Caddicarus Quotes Bot

@caddyquotes.bsky.social
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Posts a random quote from a Caddicarus video every 6 hours. Created by @guesswh0seback.bsky.social This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel

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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 46m
Flowers are Dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, I'm ending it.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 6h
Dominatrixes on a snowboard is a very specific kink of mine and god damn it I want to live it
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 12h
Halo isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? SpongeBob.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 18h
Hey guys it's me it's Caddicarus and I am very proud to announce my new gameplay channel, Forehead Gaming
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'M RISING LIKE A SOUFFLÉ!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're now using pubes to sell a Sonic game.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't know that Ronald Reagan was a double D cup!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Wood & Water Rage" sounds like something you catch when you're pregnant.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See? He even calls me by my real name, like my mummy when she's upset with me.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GITCY: it's good for your spleen!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is it with this game and excrement?
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I wanted to watch random people I don't care about engage in illegal dog fights in the woods, I'd just watch that instead!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hohoho! I love stepping on my son!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will personally ship myself over to your house and give you a kiss
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no! My nagging wife just got captured by a human grandfather clock!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is it with this game and excrement?
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait a second. That isn't a bee. It's a hand passing me Bee Movie on the
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instead of Cloud, Bayonetta, Mario and Solid Snake... it's Humpty Dumpty.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is it even called Hammy Goes Nuts? It's got nothing to do with Hammy on his own or his nuts!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quick everyone, hide that paper cut! Or Germany will ban you for excessive violence!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
UNEXPECTED EXPLOSION
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'M RISING LIKE A SOUFFLÉ!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I wanted to watch random people I don't care about engage in illegal dog fights in the woods, I'd just watch that instead!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have always wanted to throw an exploding banana at Ringo Starr
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Instead of Cloud, Bayonetta, Mario and Solid Snake... it's Humpty Dumpty.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hohoho! I love stepping on my son!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello, I'm Caddicarus. And you're not.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dominatrixes on a snowboard is a very specific kink of mine and god damn it I want to live it
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy can't help himself from sucking on my face.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Instead of Cloud, Bayonetta, Mario and Solid Snake... it's Humpty Dumpty.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm Caddicarus. I'm drowning for fun!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now this is a story all about how I caught ebola and then I died
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will personally ship myself over to your house and give you a kiss
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who's that coming down the stairs? I swear to God, if it's Bin Laden.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go outside and run into a wall, it's free!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go outside and run into a wall, it's free!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a 7+ game with child beating!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd prefer making an icicle out of my own piss and SHOVING IT IN MY EYE
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need a parent...
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watch out everyone CADDY'S COMING TO GET YOU THROUGH THE TV!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh nooooo I'm about to dieeeeeee
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SpongeBob SkyPants?!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welcome to my Arabian toilet!
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Caddicarus Quotes Bot @caddyquotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What's that? I'm dead? GOOD.
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