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CactusGuy 🌵

@cactusguysam.bsky.social
1.5K followers 270 following 1.4K posts

Green hair and few social skills, please don't take me seriously. Nerd trying to get Bigger. (He/Him) Lifelink and Deathtouch. Protect the Dolls. 🫶🏻 🌵🌵🌵

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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'all I think I cooked with this new deck. Let me know what you think. 🍕 (I'm still working on the name if anyone has a suggestion) moxfield.com/decks/xEBZ0i...
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Moxfield
A modern mtg deck builder
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Does it not defeat the point of rebooting the multiverse without Phyrexians, if you're just gonna include abominations of equal dreadfulness? #MTGFracture
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wait a minute... #MTGFracture
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope I don't have to play Mono-Jace at prerelease...
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think I look kinda babygurl here. 😌
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How I'm spending the heat wave
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Btw I'm green again 🌵
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In preparation for the heatwave I've bought a fun shirt 😎
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Anyone playing #GW2 👀
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm LIVE!!! Come watch BG3 go badly and maybe I'll flex. 💪🏻🌵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHHP...
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Baldur's Gate 3 and Akward Guy
YouTube video by CactusGuySam
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gonna in about an hour on YouTube and finally start Baldur's Gate 3! 💪🏻 youtube.com/@cactusguysa...
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gonna stream tonight over on YouTube! Thinking tonight I finally start Baldur's Gate 3! 💪🏻 youtube.com/@cactusguysam?…
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This was a good Saturday 🙂‍↕️
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Goofy
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Doctors hate him Women hate him Fish hate him
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Thanks to everyone that stopped by and put up with how nervous I was! And thanks to the one person that asked me to flex. 💪🏻😂
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Gonna stream for a bit! Come bug me in chat 💪🏻🌵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyeA...
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm tempted to stream some Fortnite in a bit. :V
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Y'all I'm playing #FFXIV again. 🐰
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
(1/2) So my two cents, this was probably a genuine mistake. Artists use references and they send them off at different points to get feedback. It's very possible an early draft got printed. However!
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Okay I'm a little hyped for Vigorbloom~ #MTGFracture
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What, did Chris Evens cost too much? #MTGVegas
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Strixhaven Pre-release was so fun I don't even care how badly I did! 😎 (🥲)
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I've been putting on so much muscle recently it's crazy, like I keep jump scaring myself in mirrors with how big I'm looking. 💪🏻👀
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Magic oomfs! What do y'all think of my Dina brew? ☕🍵 moxfield.com/decks/tMSrKY...
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NEW Life and Death but mostly Death! 💀🌵 - Commander (Dina, Soul Steeper)
A Commander deck featuring Dina, Soul Steeper by CactusGuy • View on Moxfield
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Y'all I shaved to try and look younger. 👀
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Y'all I wanna get back into streaming but I'm not sure what to play. 🤔 Help me think of something before this evening yeah? NGL me if y'all are shy. 💪🏻🌵 ngl.link/cactusguy
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My friend's dog is 100% a Pest Token. 🐛🐕
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My boyfriend is 🤏🏻
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In the arms of an angel~ #MTGStrixhaven
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Blex fucking DIED!?!? 😭
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Some friends went out drinking and I'm at home playing D&D and sorting out Magic cards. 🤓
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My PT suggested I aim for at least 265 lbs before cutting so we got a plan!
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I really want to try and homebrew using magic cards in D&D to cast spells. 🤔
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That's it, tomorrow I'm buying a compression top. 😤
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I keep @ people on this app by mistake and it's SO embarrassing. :V
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a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Posting this again cause I put in so much work.
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Definitely decided I'm gonna cut in a few weeks but I'm enjoying the last of my bulk! 💪🏻🌵
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm planning something REAL silly for #MTGStrixhaven Pre-release 👀
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm sorry if I ever let you believe I was cool, I'm not cool in the slightest, I'm very dorky. If I ever do anything cool, know it is by mistake and I will try to not let it happen again. Thank you. 🌵
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Guys all my photos are fake, this is actually what I look like.
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I need more tattoos and maybe more piercings. 🤔
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The body dysmorphophobia hitting hard today so I'm probably gonna post a lot of selfies to try and fight it. 🌵
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I wish I was actually paying for WOW+ Present so I could cancel my subscription. 💅🏻
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Marzena "Nereida" Piwowar-Gowarzewska @nereidaart.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Eccentric Pestfinder" 🐛🪲🐸✨ Art Director: Sam Padilla Illustration for Magic: The Gathering Secrets of Strixhaven I’m so happy I can finally share this card - a Witherbloom troll student, deep in the Titan’s Grave, absolutely thriving in his pest era! #MTGStrixhaven
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me now there aren't any more Witherbloom spoilers until the 9th. #MTGStrixhaven 💀
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Give me a P! Give me a E! Give me a uhhh... I'm really Dyslexic how do I spell pest? 🐛
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Y'all this is all I'm gonna be talking about for a while. 🖤💚 #MTGStrixhaven
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Is it bad I'm still nowhere near big enough? 💪🏻👀
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CactusGuy 🌵 @cactusguysam.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Traveling with the boyfriend. 😌
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