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Cactus Gunman

@cactusgunman.bsky.social
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Weird internet guy He/Him is fine

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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 12h
Outstanding
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 23h
I guess I am simply cursed to be my workplace's dedicated "Misplaced Thing Finder" forever. Send help.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, good
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey what if Star Gladiator came back for no reason
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My leg hurts for no reason and I'm mad about it
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I might be a robot
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yo, how do we get @bad-dragon.com to make a Trogdor toy with big beefy arm for April Fool's Day?
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Behold, my Unknowable Sphere
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I showed you my mushroom, please respond. Mama mia!"
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does replacing the feathers on this native American stereotype with candy make it offensive enough to loop back around to being unintentionally funny or should I just be upset
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's time for me to live up to my family name and face Full Life Consequences
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fucked up how things can just happen to you
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes a game just knows what you want to see, and "big dumb list of extremely specific stats" is one of them #RigRiot
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"It's all about makin' that GTA" Rockstar Games 🤝 Eazy-E
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Les Claypool apparently knows both Buckethead AND Puddles (Pity Party) so how do we make this happen?
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A fun prank: reroll your pronouns so the haters aren't talking about you anymore.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do we think Billy Mitchell could cheat at this or nah?
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look at this fucking mess. That red thing almost definitely gives you space cancer.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the things that Slay the Spire typically does very well is have mechanical interactions that favor the player, but in ways which are still compelling to perform AND still allow the game to be both fair and challenging at all, or at least most, levels of gameplay.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck...
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ah fuck, the new No Man's Sky expansion looks amazing
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Spazzy @spazzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We all have cellphones, so come on, let's get real
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't want to do too much Ken Penders defending, but it would have been really weird for Sega to basically own his fursonas.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This week has been absolute murder on my back holy fuck
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The award for the most unfortunate name goes to
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love this game
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My wife seems to enjoy this koshari
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have returned to the fair. Where are the fried pickles?
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Weird Al show was fantastic
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another bad day. Hard to be excited for Friday.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
help
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sony's discontinuation of physical games on their platform is going to be really bad for those GameStop weirdoes.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Never forget that Resident Evil 6's logo featured a man giving a blowjob to a giraffe
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gotta stop waking up from bad dreams. Gotta stop remembering them.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am officially claiming the Moon. The ENTIRE Moon. If any world government leader wants to take it from me, they'll have to face me in the ring at Summer Slam.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
youtu.be/NZJgUhNgpPg?...
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"Powdered MilkMan" - The Aquabats! Music Video w/ Travis Barker
YouTube video by The Aquabats!
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@hardleg.bsky.social Hey this is totally unimportant, but how do you feel about renaming the "Raw Hardleg" channel to "Hardleg Raw" so it shows up next to your other channels in the Subscriptions tab?
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hear loud music and loud clucking, so I assume the neighbor's chickens are rocking out.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People are always down on spokesmen... until they're outta spokes.
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tomorrow I'll
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Brian looking at a Flock camera with the text "must hit the forbidden pinata"
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On "Dare To Be Stupid"
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How do I get more Disk 4 of 12
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Cactus Gunman @cactusgunman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think Facepaint Connection can beat the Jack 'Em Up Kid and Gary the Legend
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