Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 11hForeshadowing the fate of the entire Trump administration, I love it 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 17hAn ´instant Canadian classic’ with how many Canadians in the first 10 spots on the call sheet? 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 20hYankees’ inexhaustible supply of Jabroni fans is becoming a competitive disadvantage 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He can wear it when he visits Cooperstown as a paying customer 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Also your proposal to pre-emptively punish people to corral them to your side, is deeply unhinged. Your profile describes you as a ‘wannabe Canadian,’ but clearly you don’t understand us at all. 121
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And the Hall has veto power ever since Wade Boggs chose to go in as a Ray 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026His wife made the decision after getting strong armed by the Phillies 210
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My friend, you are holding on to a past that no longer exists. The world is changing in real time, and old grudges aren’t going to keep this country together 221
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Posting Shoresy memes is an A+++ way to identity yourself as one of the Good Ones. 020
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Remember, quarterbacks are the smart ones 020
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Western Canada’s brain worms are truly insatiable 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/20262016 was truly a banner year for large foreheaded snipers 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What I like about the PWHL is that it’s like the NHL but less rapey 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How this, I don’t think “person” is the correct term, but how this… creature? Isn’t the main topic of Internet discourse today, is beyond me. She’s literally Matrixing in place. 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026well you guys are our fucking enemies after all the shit your collapsing shithole theocracy‘s pulled on us and the world. go right ahead and eat allllllll the dicks, America. You‘be brought this on yourselves. 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sorry, you want to punish Quebec for something it hasn’t done? 131
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Separatism has never been less popular in Quebec. Ever. I know Bell media’s trying their darnedest to get people riled up about it, but it’s not a thing 141
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Aw, what a clumsy way of saying you’re a bootlicker 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You cowards should have inducted him as a Blue Jay 110
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When It Happens, which of his offspring do you think will be the last to get ripped apart limb by limb, by the masses? 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My brother in Xenu, we all have a type. Yours is Type 2 100
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pour commençer? Head butts. En suite? Head butts. Après? Encore des head butts. 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yes, in 2005 people famously had no access to sports highlights. Excellent reporting on the bootlicker. 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lol you guys are 100% getting plague before the new year 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDid You Used To Be A Piece Of Shit Oh Yeah I Think You Should Leave With Tim RobinsonALT: Did You Used To Be A Piece Of Shit Oh Yeah I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Put your hands together for your VANCOUVER WELLNESS INFLUENCERS!” 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Laides and gentlemen, mesdames et monsieurs, ACCEUILONS NOS ‘DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT’ DE MONTRÉAL!” 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026”And now, here are YOUR TORONTO REALTORS!” 0102
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026what a cute way of reporting that Howard Lutnick had him murdered 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can‘t trust the judgement of anyone who‘s had sex with Ken Paxton on purpose 020
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don’t have these problems in Toronto. flee the shit hole, come to a real city/country 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whaaat? But you bought the ticket! surely you want to take the ride? 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol séparation is polling at an all-time low in Quebec but go on 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The most overleveraged man in Quebec has thoughts on the province’s business acumen? 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026While nothing could ever bring me back to Catholicism, the baseball-loving, AI-hating DA POPE sure feels like a psyop designed specifically for me 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bell Media’s rightward shift has now infected the paper of record. Neat. 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026RIP Lyle Odelein. You held the torch high. 001
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can someone please hire Rachel McAdams so she doesn’t have to debase herself with gambling ads? 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Alberta’s population growth over the past 50 years is largely driven by people who couldn’t cut it in Toronto and Montreal, and that deep-seated inferiority complex is at the root of 99% of their self-pitying bullshit 010
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In all fairness, who among us has not, at some point or another, discovered that we are Michael McDonald‘s biological son or daughter? nyti.ms/4dhVecInyti.msMissouri Man Discovers Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers Is His Biological FatherMichael Goessling’s first phone call with his biological father brought a shock: He was speaking to Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers. 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cannot wait to see the thick, lustrous hair he comes home with 000
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Separation is polling at an all-time low in Quebec, you absolute clowns. Maybe try journalism next time? 020
Unreliable Narrator @cactusballoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Okay yeah, it sucks exactly as hard as I’d thought it would 030
