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Lawrence of Canadia

@cactuarlar.bsky.social
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Film junkie. Fake writer. Punthusiast. Mostly harmless. Forever oscillating between hopeful and cynical.

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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 2h
If only Jazz had voiced Bebop, too
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a crotch-punching country singer named krav mcgraw, is that anything
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stuff I watched lately, boring edition: Lanterns S1. Superhero mystery couched in grounded character drama. Flawless performances across the board; Pierre’s charisma is unstoppable. Grade: A- Murderbot S1. A little too thin to do the source material justice. Needed more room to breathe. Grade: C+
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's also good at making horror feel accessible, almost weirdly mainstream. This is more a compliment than a criticism, even though it's kind of both at times, because while it keeps his work extremely consistent it also holds him back from doing something that stands out as truly exceptional.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
no one: me: what would happen to the It Follows creature if you went into your hole at Amigara Fault
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, the seventh seal
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I wanted to hear infinite personalized music, I’d sooner get a cat and a piano and a piano-length cat harness
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What is the Autobahn Mi
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kids refuse to go to sleep no matter how many times I get Freddy Krueger to babysit them, it's so weird
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep seeing posts that are like "don't use the new ai bot from the company that has demonstrated a repeated pattern of disregarding basic privacy and security ethics, because we've determined it'll look at and steal all your data" as if this is surprising in any way
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your flight is on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a mother-in-law who not only actively wanted to watch Over the Garden Wall but also loved it. So basically what I’m saying is: suck it, everybody else.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
— Darren Calvert, campaign manager
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to parse through the 130 candidates for the upcoming Vancouver municipal election and slowly losing the will to exist.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is enigmorance?
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I won't be engaging with this list other than to point out that animated and children's programming are both woefully underrepresented (not that this is surprising)
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He wore an opinion on his belt, which was the style at the time.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What I’m saying is, I’ll still invest, but now I’m skeptical
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We were primed to accept literally anything after Threshold aired, the episode where going faster than warp 10 turns you into a frog person
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Promising additional services at no additional cost is the exact inverse of every other AI business model
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This sounds revolting, and yet, I would still try it. … I’m not going out of my way to pick one up, though. [adjusts invisible tie] I have standards.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing “woke garbage” in a comment section about a movie is an immediate beacon for me to think “huh, maybe I should check it out” and is more effective marketing than any actual marketing
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1. Hey 2. Absotootely 3. If 4. Sorry to hear about your kid, but look on the bright side, now he gets to meet Batman’s parents 5. Um
Unflattering image of a man who looks like he has none of the answers, with the caption “Five things to never say in a one-on-one with your manager.”
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“one of the most complex, high-level puzzles in Blue Prince” I regret to inform you that your Sweet Summer Child ability score just went SSJ4
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found out today that I can report the ads Facebook shows me for their new AI assistant as a scam, and it doesn’t get less enjoyable no matter how many times I do it.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watched Don Hertzfeldt's latest short, Paper Trail (2026), last night. The man who's made an entire career out of making life feel precious, and tragic, and funny, and futile, and hopeful. He fucking did it again. This fucking guy.
"Paper Trail, a film by Don Hertzfelt" overtop a piece of faintly lined paper partially covered with directionless pen scribbles.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Haribo basically made their own version of Gushers and it's everything I've ever wanted in a gummy candy.
A bag of HARIBO VULCANO ZING gummies. The name is in all caps because I'm yelling it, making myself harder to ignore. The children's librarian is shushing me, but I keep shouting, because this is far more important than making literacy fun and accessible. "You have to keep your voice down or we'll ask you to leave." You can't silence the new gummy revolution, lady. The world deserves to know the truth. Oh, what, you're going to drag me out of here by force? You and what ar--ow. Ow! Okay! I'm leaving!
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran, the Game of Thrones actor?
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Refer to yourself in person as a newropean, see if that gets you any traction
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(negotiating with my alarm clock) but what if, and hear me out, instead, I *didn’t* wake up today
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ethan Hunt attempting to infiltrate a long-term neurodivergent couple would blow his cover within five minutes, as soon as the first call-and-response vocal stim comes up, any one of potentially hundreds. We basically have built-in relationship opsec.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 15/09/2026
rhea seehorn didn’t win for better call saul so vince gilligan was like, what if she was the only character, what now
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shoutout to that one drug commercial tonight during the Emmys whose side effects include a taint infection so bad it can kill you
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about this comment all day, but in a way where I just find myself enjoying holding onto the mystery of it. If there’s a reason I don’t want to know what it is. If there isn’t a reason I don’t want to know that either.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bon Astronaute, Bad Astronaute
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The German release of Project Hail Mary is just called Der Astronaut, and while I understand this kind of localization happens all the time, it doesn’t make it any less funny
The German 4K UHD cover of Project Hail Mary, titled Der Astronaut
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seven failed password attempts before I realized caps lock was on has really set the tone for today's workday
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brand new hill I could die on for a bit: if the equivalent of a one-book story is split across three separate physical volumes, that shouldn’t be called a trilogy
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Physical 100 Italy is a fantastic pivot for the series, because it’s like what if our self-aggrandizing competition for extreme athletes was presented in the silliest possible language
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You'll never learn anything newsworthy from me. That's the Lawrence guarantee.
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy 108th Minute of Star Trek Generations Day to all who celebrate or Happy 11th Minute of Star Trek Day to all who celebrate or Happy 111th Minute of Star Trek Into Darkness Day to all who celebrate
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There should be a band called Ship of Theseus that replaces a core member every few years, forever
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had kind of a tepid reaction to seeing the dutch oven and braiser, then saw this next and said "uh oh" out loud
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hard agree
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Batman Beyond and Tron: Uprising are the same show
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Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Authorial self-insertion in fiction can be a risky trope with very little payoff, but I have to admit that Dolores Umbridge is a pretty seamless entry
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