Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026a crotch-punching country singer named krav mcgraw, is that anything 020
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Stuff I watched lately, boring edition: Lanterns S1. Superhero mystery couched in grounded character drama. Flawless performances across the board; Pierre’s charisma is unstoppable. Grade: A- Murderbot S1. A little too thin to do the source material justice. Needed more room to breathe. Grade: C+ 110
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He's also good at making horror feel accessible, almost weirdly mainstream. This is more a compliment than a criticism, even though it's kind of both at times, because while it keeps his work extremely consistent it also holds him back from doing something that stands out as truly exceptional. 010
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026no one: me: what would happen to the It Follows creature if you went into your hole at Amigara Fault 051
Reposted by Lawrence of CanadiaDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878912125
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I wanted to hear infinite personalized music, I’d sooner get a cat and a piano and a piano-length cat harness 140
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My kids refuse to go to sleep no matter how many times I get Freddy Krueger to babysit them, it's so weird 020
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I keep seeing posts that are like "don't use the new ai bot from the company that has demonstrated a repeated pattern of disregarding basic privacy and security ethics, because we've determined it'll look at and steal all your data" as if this is surprising in any way 230
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your flight is on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you. 090
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a mother-in-law who not only actively wanted to watch Over the Garden Wall but also loved it. So basically what I’m saying is: suck it, everybody else. 040
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to parse through the 130 candidates for the upcoming Vancouver municipal election and slowly losing the will to exist. 150
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I won't be engaging with this list other than to point out that animated and children's programming are both woefully underrepresented (not that this is surprising) 220
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He wore an opinion on his belt, which was the style at the time. 190
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What I’m saying is, I’ll still invest, but now I’m skeptical 110
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We were primed to accept literally anything after Threshold aired, the episode where going faster than warp 10 turns you into a frog person 1250
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Promising additional services at no additional cost is the exact inverse of every other AI business model 100
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This sounds revolting, and yet, I would still try it. … I’m not going out of my way to pick one up, though. [adjusts invisible tie] I have standards. 010
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Seeing “woke garbage” in a comment section about a movie is an immediate beacon for me to think “huh, maybe I should check it out” and is more effective marketing than any actual marketing 050
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 23/09/20261. Hey 2. Absotootely 3. If 4. Sorry to hear about your kid, but look on the bright side, now he gets to meet Batman’s parents 5. Um 030
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“one of the most complex, high-level puzzles in Blue Prince” I regret to inform you that your Sweet Summer Child ability score just went SSJ4 110
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Found out today that I can report the ads Facebook shows me for their new AI assistant as a scam, and it doesn’t get less enjoyable no matter how many times I do it. 050
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Watched Don Hertzfeldt's latest short, Paper Trail (2026), last night. The man who's made an entire career out of making life feel precious, and tragic, and funny, and futile, and hopeful. He fucking did it again. This fucking guy. 020
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Haribo basically made their own version of Gushers and it's everything I've ever wanted in a gummy candy. 030
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Refer to yourself in person as a newropean, see if that gets you any traction 010
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(negotiating with my alarm clock) but what if, and hear me out, instead, I *didn’t* wake up today 150
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ethan Hunt attempting to infiltrate a long-term neurodivergent couple would blow his cover within five minutes, as soon as the first call-and-response vocal stim comes up, any one of potentially hundreds. We basically have built-in relationship opsec. 030
Reposted by Lawrence of Canadiawhet moser @whetmoser.com · 15/09/2026rhea seehorn didn’t win for better call saul so vince gilligan was like, what if she was the only character, what now 165685
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shoutout to that one drug commercial tonight during the Emmys whose side effects include a taint infection so bad it can kill you 050
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve been thinking about this comment all day, but in a way where I just find myself enjoying holding onto the mystery of it. If there’s a reason I don’t want to know what it is. If there isn’t a reason I don’t want to know that either. 010
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The German release of Project Hail Mary is just called Der Astronaut, and while I understand this kind of localization happens all the time, it doesn’t make it any less funny 250
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Seven failed password attempts before I realized caps lock was on has really set the tone for today's workday 020
Reposted by Lawrence of CanadiaYou Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point". 251091346
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Brand new hill I could die on for a bit: if the equivalent of a one-book story is split across three separate physical volumes, that shouldn’t be called a trilogy 011
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Physical 100 Italy is a fantastic pivot for the series, because it’s like what if our self-aggrandizing competition for extreme athletes was presented in the silliest possible language 000
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You'll never learn anything newsworthy from me. That's the Lawrence guarantee. 010
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy 108th Minute of Star Trek Generations Day to all who celebrate or Happy 11th Minute of Star Trek Day to all who celebrate or Happy 111th Minute of Star Trek Into Darkness Day to all who celebrate 130
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There should be a band called Ship of Theseus that replaces a core member every few years, forever 010
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I had kind of a tepid reaction to seeing the dutch oven and braiser, then saw this next and said "uh oh" out loud 0220
Lawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Batman Beyond and Tron: Uprising are the same show 110
Reposted by Lawrence of CanadiaLawrence of Canadia @cactuarlar.bsky.social · 14/03/2024Authorial self-insertion in fiction can be a risky trope with very little payoff, but I have to admit that Dolores Umbridge is a pretty seamless entry 063