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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow what a mistake to read the news before bed tonight ☹️ just all around awful
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kinda miss cooking almost every meal and not relying on meal prep… aka I miss living out my lil house spouse fantasy
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two different go to sandwiches for me! Classic smoked salmon with cream cheese, capers, tomato, dill and then they do a corned beef and egg with caramelized onions and cheese 🙀
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday big guy 🧁💝
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know you want to waste all of your time on it 🔮
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just my local bagel spot that’s more known for their bagel sandwiches! Idk I like deluding myself thinking there’s more to pumpernickel than just the molasses they add for color lol
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Personally on my pumpernickel bullshit, sesame is acceptable but still makes a mess 😵‍💫
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also, anyone else tempted or started playing WoW Forever?
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of her best, especially when she breaks character saying “Dildo”
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They also tend to be too salty! I’m also now of the opinion that a bagel flavor should be versatile enough to have sweet or savory toppings
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imo:
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else go from an everything bagel fanboy to everything bagel hater
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God willing I’m shaped like a dorito in a year 🥺
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
took my ass to the gym this morning and I’m queasy as fuck doing my pull workout
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, I was sick for one whole week, and this week my kitchen is completely unusable plus my allergies have made me delirious
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trying to accept the fact that it’s alright to take two weeks off of my training and diet program 🥴
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today!
Wile e Coyote mid fall looking at a boulder that will crush him
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On top of a week of being sick now my kitchen will be unusable for the foreseeable future???
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
contractors were working on a wall and now with this storm we got leaks all over our kitchen 🫩
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude when did allergy meds get so expensive wtf
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No just the usual lack of proofreading!
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am are we kill myself?
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know it’s an “uh-duh” kinda thought but it’s crazy how much stronger I am are later in the versus right after I wake up
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
okay 🥺 thank you dad 🙇
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, and it’d be bigger but it would a drive compared to a five minute walk
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it’s just so whacky and inconsiderate ☹️
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
energy drink? something sticky 😳
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just tell me why this man is walking around with an open can and spilling it everywhere at my gym ☹️
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yeah yeah comparison blah thief blah joy BLEGH
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep wanting to switch to the nicer gay gym in my city but I know my self esteem would absolutely crater
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes I feel my gym bro drag too intensely and then I remember I’m essentially just a wee baby
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
forcing myself back into the gym now that I got actual sleep in
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*stays up really late one night* wow I have no idea why all my motivation has slipped out of me
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
good 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
people are animals 🥲
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It was fine overall, would’ve been worse if they still had the hip thrust machine rip
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The cat going to work meme: 
Cat: “I hope I don’t get queasy today” 
Factory labeled as “Leg day”
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you!!
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
finally had my one year review and I got a promotion 🤓 no longer a junior!!!
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yayy 😍🐶
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy birthday!!! 🎊🎊🎊
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
keep it up!!! 🙂‍↕️
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gays the second the opening acts finish:
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🙂‍↕️😍💪🏼
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ty sir 🙈🙈🙈
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
get well goon ❤️‍🩹🥺
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Omg good luck gorgeous
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🙂‍↕️🙇💪🏼
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
honestly fair
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hypuptrophy @cachorrx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
entirely a skill issue on my part
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