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Wah/Puppy/Capybara Lvl 28 | Queer Trans Poly NB | They/Them It/Its Part Time kiddo Full Time cutie occasionally NSFW AD: @naughtycache (irl stuff)| @cachethekid (kidfur/abdl) Banner: @osito.bsky.social

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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao
Telegram message between me and a friend
Friend: Totally worried about my balls getting floss between the inseam
Me: Fair fair fair 
I wear a lot of shit that squeezes my balls
Friend: What's the trans girl term for camel toe?
Is it a moose knuckle?
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi hello... Not sure why this account is in an abdl starter pack but if you want to see my abdl content it is on @cachethekid.bsky.social
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Totally okay with incest, somno, cnc, etc (there's basically nothing I would say no to) and any genitals are good lol I am very open to whatever
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Have another rotisserie chicken for your timeline
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Got upset and deleted my original post of this poem but I do want to share it so I'm putting it back. #poetry
Cracks in the concrete like a marble statue from a time before. I could call it beautiful if not for the association in my mind with the floors of the supermarkets I frequented with my mother. Memories so pervasive that it feels I lived in them at one time. A complicated mix of love, excitement, fear, and sadness. The sterile light of the troffers mingled with the glow of the sunlight from the acrylic dome skylights.
A memory is a tricky thing. It can slip just as easily from your mind as it came, and another can replace it all the same. You start with the good and it slips to something that pangs of hurt and fear, and before you remember the details of what you are feeling, you're back on the inevitable slide to somewhere else. A faulty security system meant to save you from pain. But you feel the pain anyway; without resolution. 
A wedge, driven between you and your loved ones. Shaped like abuse but left blank. You can't justify these emotions to anyone any more than you can yourself. 
You're left with nothing but the trace of a bitter taste and an aversion to cracks on the surface of a waxed concrete floor.
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Chris Pratt is a homophobic piece of shit and a bad actor
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Everybody is always talking about making shitty art so I want you all to have some of my shitty sketches that I make at work to keep from feeling depressed
Shitty sketch of a bunny on a sticky note with the text "Mother Thumper" written in horrible cursive below itSketch page with several Capybaras, a cat going meow too many times, a rat with huge feet, a bird with sunglasses and mimikyu Sketch of an octopus on a sticky note titled "Thulu son of C. Thulu"Sketch of a small moth man on a sticky note titled "moth boy"
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
when you're mean to me on the internet, this is who you're being mean to
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I don't even like benu pens but I feel like I need the red panda one just for the obvious reasons...
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hello?
Screenshot of notification from Letterboxed that says "Barry J. Gillis liked your review or Wicked World (1991)"
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This truly reads like that one tweet "Curtains for zooska?" I used to be a huge comic superhero nerd. I have no idea wtf is going on and I couldn't care less
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i may have cheated to get this answer... 🥺👉👈
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Another poem from my notebook
Text:
 Unlearn
 Unlearn the things you take to heart 
 A sip of cold refreshing water
 Those things they told you as a child
 Deep down you wrestle with the lion 
 Sit still
 Sit still and listen to your conscience 
 Internal wisdom formed in secret 
 You know exactly who you are 
Even if they never understand it
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Written January 18 2024
Text: 
It’s not often that you find a word whose meaning is completely dependent on the way a person feels. People usually keep words to specifics even if it has two meanings: using one meaning in one context and the other in another specified context. Fair. 
It’s one of the first things we learn as a child: Share your toys, be kind, play FAIR. We’re told that we must be fair when we interact with others, that we must bring enough gum for the whole class because it isn’t fair. We learn that it wouldn’t be fair to do something fun without our siblings. “I can’t give you extra time on the assignment because that wouldn’t be fair to the other students”. We learn that it’s not fair to punish a bully for fighting unless we also punish the person being bullied for fighting back. It’s not fair for you to take the last piece of cake. It isn’t fair.

Text:
Finally we learn our lesson. We go out into the world and we try to live good and proper lives. And then all of a sudden someone in authority does something that goes against the very fabric of what we have been taught. Your mother takes your brother to a movie without you, a professor takes points off your assignment because they didn’t personally like it. You feel a deep ache in your chest at the corruption of the truth you know to be real. You cry out “It’s not fair!” And the reply is laughter.
“Life isn’t fair” you hear back “Quit whining” is the consensus. But that’s not right. It can’t be. You were told. Told that life must be fair. “It’s not” they cry. You try to reason with them and you find yourself overwhelmed “Selfish”, “unreasonable “, “lazy”. 
But lady justice holds her scale. She stands in the name of what is fair. She presides over “Fairness” . Why wouldn’t the world be fair? Isn’t fairness a good thing? Why does it seem like you can only lose? If you do something for yourself, that’s unfair and bad, but if you advocate for someone else that’s fair and also bad. Those who hold the ruler. Is it fair that they can simply change the purpose of a word seemingly at will? Making it fit whatever ideology they fancy at the time being? Does it matter? 

To be fair is to be even. To be fair is to be simple. To be fair is to be kind. To be fair is to be beautiful. To be fair is to be wicked. To be fair is to be unfair.
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I've been transcribing some of the poems I like from my notebooks
Screenshot of poem written in the notes app: 
Forgive me, I've fallen down the stairs again
Rattled mind reaching for a will to live
And in the ground a channel calling 
You hit the floor but don't stop falling
Take a piece of me with you 
Reset, relive, repeat
I swear I never meant to
Upset your inner peace
Gravitational pulls unconventional polls
You set your grand displays 
Displacement of faces 
Watch me start to fade 
I'll give up on my heart if you ask me to
Just to feel in part that you want me too
Creatures of habit, stuck in a rut 
We live life like rabbits locked in a hutch
The unforgivable parts of our minds
The things we hide behind 
As stability falls we abandon our walls
In fear of what's inside 
When we've forgiven ourselves for the way that we dwell we can learn to love our minds
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hey! What did ferragus ever do to you?!?
My adolescent cat bunny kicking the head of my Slackwyrm figurine while biting his foot
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year from Cache 2.0 Base by @plush.dog Filled in by @softboioffical.bsky.social
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This is who you're telling to shut up btw... Yeah. Doesn't feel so good now does it? 😔
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Safety is our #1 priority
3 plushies buckled into the passenger seat of a car
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son's son ever again
Cache taking a picture in the mirror of themself wearing a long raccoon pattern hoodie/blanket with 3 plushies and a littlest pet shop in the big front pocket (red panda plush, capybara plush, cookiebara plush, capybara lps)
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Written on and for Transgender Day of Remembrance
Poem: My heart is heavy with the weight of lives I never knew. A deep intimate knowledge that memory and memorial
cannot ease past pains. The elders of my people who suffered so much can never be brought back and given the joy they deserve.
I ache to know that I cannot save them. I cannot change the past how they have changed my future.

What good do tears bring the dead? Is it not a disrespect to those who longed for joy they never saw to then spend
my days wasting the gift of their hard labor and sacrifice?
And yet, though my eyes remain dry, my tears flow for
them.
They remain but a concept to me and yet their nameless souls have faces in my mind. They weep with tears of joy to see us thrive (as pained as they are).
I will join them not in mourning but in recognition of the path laid before us and in thanks to their lives for making a way. I let my eyes falter to the sobs and hold my chest for stability.
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Pictures of my cats included as requested. Black cat is Buffalo Chicken Wing and the Lynx Point Tabby is Misty
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Despite the horrors I remain full of whimsy
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I wanted to participate in the 10 games to get to me when it was happening but I don't think I've played 10 games in my life... And then I realized I could do books!
10 book covers overlayed on top of a sketch of a red panda playing in the snow. 
The books from left to right are as follows:
1: The management style of the supreme beings by Tom Holt 
2: Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff
3: Please stop trying to leave me by Alana Saab
4: John dies at the end by Jason Pargin
5: This is how you lose the time war by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone
6: I'm thinking of ending things by Iain Reid
7: The magicians by Lev Grossman
8: White Noise by Don DeLillo 
9: The cabin at the end of the world by Paul Tremblay
10: Exhalation by Ted Chiang
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Finally cold enough that the depression lifted just enough to walk to the coffee shop and write 😊
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
CW: Suicidal Ideation
Photo of a notebook with a poem written by hand in green ink: "Do you dream of never Waking up?

Every lumbered breath makes you wish you could be unborn.

Look into my eye and find rest for all your burdens.

Listen to my heart beat as I come to you.

No longer will you suffer alone and unseen.

Your legacy will be eternal, It may not be Joy that you find while in my arms but I promise to end the excruciating sorrow.

Do you dream of never waking up?

My voice echoes in your mind as you sleep.

Inviting you with my all encompassing embrace.

You wonder Just how tight my hold will be and then if it would even make a difference.

A rush comes over you like wind in my wake as you dream of our encounter.

Do you dream of never waking up? Do you dream of us?"
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The only other 3 that are usable from this roll #acfi2025 📸: Canon EOS Kiss Fuji 400 I have another half roll of film still being developed that I know is clean so we'll see how those turn out. Learned my lesson this time tho
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Pup pool party #acfi2025 📸: Canon EOS Kiss Fuji 400 Accidentally double exposed this whole roll
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Things Misty has knocked over today: My switch, computer mouse, phone, pudding, my water, her water, a big box next to the trash can, my water bottle, a small box next to the trash can, a USB cable that was on the TV, buffy, my French press, empty pill bottles, bags of treats, hair product, herself
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
#acfi2025
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Some more pics from #acfi2025 with Scout Most of my pics were taken on film so it'll be a minute before I get them back. If anyone knows the suiter in the last pic with scout pls tag them for me
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Pup Pool Party! 📸: me I'll be posting more from #acfi2025 once I get my film back from the lab If you know any of the pups in the photos pls tag them for me
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I got this badge from @teasprouts.bsky.social in 2022 before my first con and I still get compliments on it at every con to the point where I never feel like I need a new badge.
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Last day of ACFI if anybody wants to cuddle the wah 🥺👉👈
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It's always exciting when a new obsession and a classic obsession crossover... Now if only I had money
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Sketchin...
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
hehehehe
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
🎨 @softboioffical.bsky.social 🥺
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'll have to update at some point I guess
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm sorry... The Louvre was doing what?
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Popular with friends... 👀 @ajd.sh
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Wah, wah, bara, wah (me)
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
No new pics where u at mentally
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
TW: Suicidal/Homicidal thoughts
If I chose to leave, would you forgive me for my arrogance? I can't bear to leave knowing I would leave forsaken. And yet, I cannot stay. If I were to leave you and ask you to forgive my selfish impulse, could I do it knowing you would always hold it against me in your heart? 
But if I go down and I take them with me? If I bring down the ones who stand against us? Would it change your feelings toward my choices if you knew I left with meaning? I desire to live a life of purpose. Am I wicked for choosing to forsake a life of meaninglessness for a death with impact? 
I am not a man of high esteem and virtue. My life makes little impact on the world around me. If Clarence came to grant my wish, the world would still remain the same. 
I am not a woman of power and determination. My life has been a whisper in the wind of a great storm. If I have any legacy to leave than I am not aware of it.

I wish to leave because I cannot shoulder any more of this frustration. I want to stay because I know the love of many. My inner dialog conflicts with my sense of right and wrong. A moral fiber I haven't plucked from the ashes of my religious past. Do you blame me for feeling a sense of useless and ineffective guilt? I suppose it doesn't matter anymore what others think about me. I can only choose to live in pain and sorrow or to go in pain and sorrow. The path before is not a path I would have chosen and the path behind me has closed off like a hole in the sand that fills the moment you lift your finger. If I choose to leave this path to wander in the woods then you must forgive me. It was the only way out from the endless cycle of desperation. I chose it knowing how it would end and I made the decision to take it all the same. 

I chose to leave. I hope you will forgive me for my arrogance.
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The DC comics nerd sleeper agent in me has awoken...
Text thread from me to friend: I am literally so excited for the DC movies again... Superheros are back on the menu boys
I NEED the green lantern show to be good and I believe with all my heart that Supergirl is going to fucking rock
And if it does?!? If Supergirl fucking kills it?!? TEEN TITANS BABY!!!!
I haven't been this excited in literally over a decade (when they to announced the flash movie in 2013)
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Cache @cachethered.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Okay... Time to try getting over myself
To make you judge yourself in kind
The words they spoke when you were 9
The hate they spread within your heart 
And turned against your weakest parts
To live a long and lasting dream
Of freely floating on the breeze
And to be told by those you love
That all that is to be above
Is not made for the good and right
But only those who hate the light
So hide away inside your shell
You make the light your living hell
You treat the others just like you
With fury hatred shame and too
You beg with every aching cry
To be invited deep inside
A liminal being you have become
A place that passes days unsung
And long for someday just to be
The way you felt when you were free
Back as a child when you were 9
Before the killed you with their lies
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